Is this the golden rule for judging starter final evos?
imagine...
>>59001481Left looks stupid too
>>59001481Do these retards realize not every animal lives in pack or herd?
evolution can be as common or as rare as game freak desires in the wild
It's objectively retarded since you won't be seeing gangs of fully evolved starters in the game anyway.
>>59001493Your mom looks stupid
>>59001481>All gen 1 pass>All gen 2 pass>Blaziken doesn't pass>Infernape doesn't pass>Emboar doesn't pass>All gen 6 doesn't pass>Only Primarina pass>All gen 8 doesn't pass>All gen 9 doesn't pazs
>>59001481Not sure why one would only apply this to starters. Some Pokémon feeling more like characters than species has been the case since Gen I. Not just obvious examples like Cubone but things likeHitmonchan are also very rarely shown in the wild and with more than one present at a time.
>>59001488why the fuck did one of my favorite lines have to be associated with this stupid fucking tranny
>>59001504Then why'd you post a picture of your own?
>>59001498Are there any irl animals that would look stupid in a herd or a pack?
>a Blaziken flockCan you picture it?
>>59001505I have no problem imagining a pack of Skeledirge sunbathing on a beach desu.
>>59001515Turtles
>>59001488>1488witnessed
>>59001515koalas
>>59001481left is the background characters (bad), right is the main protagonist (good)
>>59001529They're having a sleepover
>>59001511I know right?
>>59001515Depends on how familiar you are with them. For me solitary animals like many eagles or tigers would look jarring if you pack a bunch together in a tight place.
>>59001517in reality you have 90% torchic, 5% combusken, 1% legendary giganigga blaziken protecting the herd
>>59001515MolesOstriches SharksKomodo dragonsPlatypuses
>>59001515Walrus
>>59001550(the other 4% are nuggets)
>>59001481VenugardenVenupedia
>>59001481Right is just a dude doing cosplay
>>59001481venysaur is so fucking ugly its unreal
>>59001517Hell no lol
>>59001481I want to have interspecies sex with the one on the right
>>59001481>>59001576I'm afraid one of the gen 10 starters is going to evolve into something similarly retarded like the unbelievably ugly Meowscarada. Maybe the dog?
>>59001505I can imagine Infernape leading a pack of Chimchar and Monferno as the male lead tho.
>>59001481Not a bad idea, but some animals are more solitary and don't live in a pack/herd/flock>>59001505Chesnaught is borderline
>>59001570Meowscarada is female.
>>59001598I want to have interspecies sex with this
I like how he had to specify "starter evos" because he knew a chunk of G1 monsters already raped his point
>>59001598If I have to guess it's likely the gecko. That being said, Quaxly looked inoffensive on its first stage and look how his final form ended up being, so...
>>59001481This image really shows the contrast between an ugly lazy design (venushart who was an afterthought) and a well thought out design (Meowscarada who took the world by storm)
>>59001598let's hope it doesn't evolve it something as ugly as your whore mother
>>59001488FPBP
>>59001481Not all animals live in herds
>>59001488>>59001511Context?
>>59001603I can imagine Meowscarada with some kittens in the wild
>>59001615based
>>59001677my wife teaching our kids how to hunt
I'm gonna say it, as much of furrybait Meowscarada it I like it more than Incineroar or Quaquaval because at least its design is more stylysh than Tony Tiger wannabe and gay carnival dancer peaCOCK.
>Mewscarada haremWelp I can imagine it
>>59001481Third-stage and special evos should never be catchable in the wild anyway
>>59001658You will never have sex with Meowscarada or my mother
>>59001699You can just say it's because it's more feminine than the other two
>>59001711>"or my mother">meganiumfag wants to pull a Chris chan momentHow curious
>>59001707its why gen 9 lacked soul even worse than previous gens
>>59001675A retarded tranny’s favorite Pokemon is Ivysaur and spams the board.
>>59001786I knew that was coming
>>59001481why starters? so they can ignore the other pokemon who don't fit in a pack and feel natural together?
>>59001825Because starters should be regular monsters anyone can get their hands on, not special exceptions
>>59001692Based Incineroar dad
>>59001792That's very unfortunate.
>>59001481That applies to all Pokemon
>motherfucker never saw a clowder of cats before>motherfucker doesn't understand female cats hang in colonies to communally raise their young and for protectionIf I didn't know better, I'd say you live in one those shitholes that eat cats. But I do so I KNOW there's cats in your shithole favela right this minute. If you went outside, you'd be able to see them.
>>59001835sounds like cope and excuse making when we already had blastoise counter that argument. he looks fake as fuck and has guns on his shoulder.
>>59001860>furfaggot>so retarded he misses the pointEvery single time
>>59001505The Rillaboom line kind of works
>>59001860>furchad>completely destroys the pointEvery single time
>>59001862There's a lot of IRL animals that look pretty fake.
>>59001835That's never been true though, from day one in lore, starters were bred and raised in hidden nurseries and handed out only to specific trainers in specific circumstances. And by very NATURE of being a starter, they CANNOT be "regular monsters", because the whole point of them is to be the introduction to the series for children and most important set of creatures they'll meet (which is why decidueye got re-tooled so quickly after failing so hard with them). The world has changed form you first picked up pogeymans and the tropes that you ADORED as a little spastci shitwipe are disregarded utterly by the modern generation of kids. they don't make starters like "regular monsters" any more, because there's 1025 + 3+ fuckers all told now and more than enough ignored quadrupeds to waste starters on the trope any longer.
>>59001876>seething retard>seethes ever fucking harderProblem is I CAN imagine a clowder of Meow. Shit, with how pernicious they can be, I wouldn't be surprised if there were colonies of them teaching their Sprigs to be cute to help distract the humans with a magic act, so the Floragato can whip food with their yo-yo's. Sounds like you missed mine, get out the house, stop being a shut-in and look at the same inspiration Game Freak took for their series and you might have a hope of following what they're doing.Or you can sit inside and shit yourself in autistric anger people like a grass starter that isn't a retarded frog from an era most of them didn't even exist for, your choice.
>>59001646Both of these don't quite do it. chestnaught wouldn't have the wheezing tail, and would be more chestnut-like (More spikes, maybe a leaf or stem)Meganium isn't enough - it would have to have a crown or a scepter or something to show that it's a jobmon.
>>59001898Weren't they random pokemon the professor had laying around? He tasks you with completing the pokedex for him and can't be assed to catalog the ones in the grass outside his lab but is randomly handing out special hidden pokemon to neighborhood kids
>>59001481ah yes because all wild animals operate in herds / packs
>>59001930They don't but they look like they could
>>59001940Do you think you could see a pack of Eagles together?
>>59001481Kinda but also no, many animals have a solitary lifeAnd Meowscarada is easy to imagine protecting a litter of Sprigatito born from the love between me and her (male), before the fuck off who knows where when they become Floragato
>>59001646I would fuck that Meganium ngl.
>>59001940no i could not personally imagine a pack of mountain lions or bears
>A pack of Hypno>A pack of Gengar>
>>59001952Mpreg chads winning
>>59001971Gengar I can see it as a bunch of them living in a graveyard but a pack of Hypno, Sawk or Incineroar feel stupid.Jynx is the same but at least this one got showcased in the anime as a pokemon that live in group so it feel more possible
>>59001515In nature, cats tend to not hang out together in large groups. Lions do it, but its mostly females plus 1 male or 2-3 brothers. A big ole group of male lions is unheard of though.
>>59001948Yes, because I have.
>>59002018That doesn't mean they look ridiculous if you put them together
>>59001504Venusaur is a toad.What you posted is for Meganium, Tropius, and Aurorus.
This is a retarded classification method because Pokemon are monsters. They're not all animals. "A flock of Cofagrigus" makes zero fucking sense, but a haunted sarcophagus is a perfectly acceptable monster to encounter in a tomb.
>>59001505While I agree with most the assertions;I could definitely see Infernape passing, like I'd imagine them as a troop swinging through a snowy forest with maybe some Monferno among them and any Chimchar's would be holding onto the Infernape's like a baby chimp irl. I could see them predating on like Piloswine and Snover, shooting Flamethrowers to both weaken the prey and force it to travel in a specific direction.I can imagine a group of Greninjas just chilling around a pond, but if an opposing frog Pokemon like Seismitoad rocked up they'd gang up on it and attack its flanks until its driven off hurling Water Shurikens and striking it when its distracted with stuff like Feint Attack. It's more so the defensive cooperation rather than working together to find food as I'd imagine Greninja's could hunt down insects on their own.I don't disagree with the assertion that Incineroar wouldn't pass although to be fair Tigers are solitary creatures in nature which kinda defeats OP's argument. I could definitely see Incineroar's being territorial but the main thing that breaks them for me is I can't imagine Incineroar caring for Littens and Torracats the way a tigress does.Rillaboom I pretty see the same as Infernape, they'd definitely live in a troop with the smaller Thwackeys and Grookeys. Admittedly I wish Rillaboom had gender differences as I'd imagine the equivalent of the silverback of the group would play a much larger root drums. That's the main thing though is that I can see Rillabooms basically just chilling out in the jungle creating a cacophony of noise for social cohesion (think like how monkeys groom one another).As another anon pointed out, I think Skeledirge would pass, just bunch of them chilling out at the water's edge, under mangroves and sunbaking. Admittedly I wouldn't imagine a Skeledirge doing a death roll to another member, but more so that they'd sort of vocalize their rivalry and slam against one another like elephant seals do.
Just imagine the pokemon breeding with a VenusaurIf it seems weird or creepy, then it's bad starter evo design
>>59001481Yeah Vanilluxe is a shit design because I can’t imagine a pack of ice creams living in the wild
>>59002152You can, however, imagine a group of icicles...
>>59002127A flock of Meowscarada makes no sense, but a magician cat is a perfectly acceptable monster to bridal carry to your bedroom.
>>59001481You morons, this makes no sense whatsoever. People are a social species. Seeing a bunch of people living together is 100% natural. Why would it be different for humanoid Pokemon?
>>59001481Not all animals are pack animals. You've never seen a pack of tigers, either.
>>59001505This is just stupid. You have an easier time imagining a herd of Mr. Mime's than a flock of Flamigos? Grow up.
>>59001481No. Venusaur is one of the ugliest final starter evos ever made, and one of the worst pokemon in gen 1.
>>59001481No because some animals are solitary
>>59001862They're just modified bones. When he retracts them in the shell Blastoise look like turtles.
>>59001646I like that chesnaught more than the actual one ngl.
>>59001646Chesnaught's cool but the tail is dumbMeganium is meh
>>59001505>>Infernape doesn't pass>literal monkey like thousand in irl>doesn't pass
>59001505(You) don't pass
>>59001481This is just a roundabout way of saying he hates bipedal
>>59001504hurr
>>59001481Retarded rule. The starters are so rare that they don't even appear in the wild. Why would there be a whole pack of them anywhere? Of course the pictures are from the anime where they pretend there's just whole packs of Venusaurs anywhere.
>>59001481>meowscarada used triple axel>venusaur fucking dies
>>59001505Greninja could probably work in a group, just because it's still very froglike.
>>59002356lol this faggot never watched the anime
>>59002356That's just a gameplay abstraction, and you've been able to find them in the wild in some of the more recent games.It's like believing there is only ever 1 of each legendary just because you only catch 1 per game.
>>59001515A pack of a trillion lions would look a tad goofy im ngl
>>59001481Oh no no no even Twitter normies think furbait garbage look stupid and don't fit in Pokemon./vp/ trannies are irrelevant
>>59001511>favorite line>never defends it and just let Indians and spics trolling on them just to get good goy status? You are cringe, weak and pathetic
>>59002145All of them (except for Incineroar) also happen to be the best-looking final starter evo of their generation so you're 100% correct
>>59001505All of Infernape, Decidueye, Rillaboom and Skeledirge pass, since they're heavily monkey/owl/gorilla/crocodile-like.
>>59001507Because starters are more important and representative.
>>59001558Walruses have fuckhuge harems. If you mean Walruses look stupid, you're far off the mark.
>>59001507Because it's just people making up a thing to get mad at
>>59002240Mr. Mime doesn't pass either
>>59002793Just visit France.
>>59001505>InfernapeRetard.>All gen 6I can imagine a bunch of greninjas hanging out together in clans.>Only PrimarinaDecidueye too.>All gen 8No Cinderace does, they play soccer together.
>>59002724If you can read the filename it's just OP being a faggot, like you
>>59002240this is about the starters, not the whole gen. reread op's image.
>>59001481yeshumanoidfags have ruined this franchisejynx, mr mime and machop lines are forgettable shitmons for a reasondespite getting a gmax form, no one cares for machampdespite getting regional form and regional evolution, mr mime is just a meme that slaves its life away in ash's housenow, the franchise is all about turning animal looking monsters into humanoid characters that interact with the actual human characters like it's some kind of a gachaslop visual novelhang all coomerniggers
>>59001505gen 1: all goodgen 2: all goodgen 3: sceptile and swampert good, blaziken badgen 4: all goodgen 5: serperior and samurott good, emboar badgen 6: all badgen 7: all badgen 8: only rillaboom good, cinderace and inteleon badgen 9: only skeledirge good, mewoscarada and quaquaval bad
>>59001646that chesnaught redesign looks so good
>>59002902>this is about the pokemon you explicitly never find in the wild in the gamesOh so OP’s image is multiple layers of retarded then
>>59001517I can. Blaziken is just a slightly more humanoid shamo.
>>59002913Humanoid characters are animal looking monsters you tardYou don't want monsters, you just want colorful dogs huh, which are much more forgettable and shitmon than iconic designs like machamp
>>59002941>slightlyblaziken doesn’t look anything remotely like that
>>59002941KEK here we fucking go
>>59002941Yeah, I can imagine a pack of Incineroar in the wild. It’s just a slightly more humanoid tiger.
>>59001481>today OP discovers that not all animals live in packs
>>59002898Oh shit, it's a chapjeet troon thread then
>>59001505I could imagine a lone decidueye in a tree at night. It would have to be small though,
>>59003027Reminds me of those pictures of Penguin skeletons
>>59001499Treeko is reptile, they can get away with suddenly becoming bipedal but cats like Sprigatito or Litten WILL NEVER mutate bipedalism
