You can go on a date with any girl in the franchise. Who do you choose and what do you do? Try to make it more than just “SEXOOOOOO”!
>>59006762Reminder that no pokegirl ever would want anything to do with a /vp/ user, no exceptions
>>59006762I'd pick Kasumi. We'd go on a date in Celadon city. Walk around holding hands, play some games together at the Game Corner and maybe even win a Porygon if we're lucky, enjoy some Farfetch'd soup, and then fuck like rabbits near the vending machines on the roof of the Celadon department store.
>>59006770This is why I could never have a waifu, because I knew this deep down
>>59006770>no exceptionsIt's good you know no girls want to be within 50 miles of you but it's bold of you to assume you're not alone in that. Everyone else here is more attractive than you and had sex with beautiful girls already.You will die alone and no one will relate to you despite your best projections.
>>59006762Shopping for baking goods with AnshaEating ice cream and desserts with AnshaBabymaking sex with Ansha while her mother watches
>>59006908>Everyone else here is more attractive than you and had sex with beautiful girls already[X], you are just coping if you genuinely think this
>>59006770that's why they're fictional, anon.
Marley because she is the best waifu>>59006770I want you to know that, above all the other namefags on here, including Delcatty fag, Mewtwo powerscaling fag, Ivyfag, Wicke fag, Shaunberg, and myself, you are the most pathetic sack of shit on here. The rest of us have our own autistic agendas, but you exist solely to drain the hope of everyone here. You want everyone here to feel miserable and hopeless.You are the lowest of the low, and God will shed a tear once you die. Not because you’re important, or good, but because he knows where you’ll go since you spent your one life being a pathetic subhuman who attempted to poison and destroy instead of lifting others up.Repent.
>>59007246He*my bad
>>59006954Not that anon but I have 3 kids so I have multiple instances of living proof that I am a sex-haver. Meanwhile you have nothing.
>>59006786Hot
I’d take Margo out for her choice of breakfast, then go out and explore the mountain forest with her. After spending some time with Ditto, Teddiursa and Zeraora, we’d head back the city, check out the pier, and we’d have dinner at one of the seaside restaurants. Then we’d come home and cuddle.
>>59006762If I could go on a date with Fantina, We'd start out with a dancing class--maybe try a style that we're both unfamiliar with. Then afterwards, we could get some ingredients, head home, and try our hands at some interesting poffin recipes together. Anything that turns out decent, she can feed to her Pokemon competing in Contests later on. We'd have fun cleaning the kitchen together and then relax on the sofa watching a show or movie until we fall asleep
None, because>>59006762>>59006786>>59006916>>59006966They're all fucking TEN
>>59006770I have a girlfriend who is aware of how deeply erotic I find Lana to be
All, because they're fucking TEN
Where do you even take a girl who already lives on an actual island paradiseI'm stumped. I'd love to just sit at a cafe or something and discuss art with her, though.
>>59008208>>59008224Out of 10!
>>59008208Unironically out of 10
>>5900820810 in pokeyears is like 16 in real life years
>>59006762Rosa cuz sporty genki movie star. She'd probably be up for anything, like doing some baseball swings, karaoke, eating local fair snacks and intense cosplay segs.
I thought this was a date? Why am I suddenly being put in a pokeball??
>>59008480Because you just won't fucking stay in the goddamn bag Nebby
>>59008384>She'd probably be up for anythingyou mean because she was groomed by the pedophile (((producers))) who run Pokestar Studios?
>>59008678>Go to Pokestar Studios to film a movie>Shit out a megahit worth 1B>You don't get a sliver of money out of it>Only the fans give you some random shitShe isn't just being groomed by stinky old corporate men. She's being enslaved and milked dry.
>>59006762I want to have a Pokemon Battle with Hilda, then take her on a ride to the Ferris Wheel, go to a baseball playground to play catch and throw as we talk, then buy her a Casteliacone to eat as we walk, then trade a pokemon precious to each other so that we can cherish it till our next date, with a goodbye kiss.
Without a second thought.
>>59006762she probably needs it more than I do
>>59006762Luisa to make up for the fact that I forgot her birthday yesterday and had to make the birthday post on the 4th. I kind of got away with it because it was still the 3rd in America, but still, I did technically forget to make it on the actual day in Japan and owe her an apology ice cream.
>>59008101No garters shopping?
>>59006762Gen 3 May, specifically the RS variant.Sporty girl, but she also likes girly stuff.Can be a bro and your cute gf at the same time.Also has a nice body. Absolutely perfect.
>>59009193Hot af idea for date imagining her trying them on
>>59006762>You can go on a date with any girl in the franchise.Cynthia
>>59009193Panties go over garters, meaning she will take them off when she tries them on. Are you going to hold them for her?
>>59006762I can't think of any better answer than Lillie:-One of the cutest pokegirls in general-Rich enough to let me be a mooch forever-She can easily introduce me to Lana and Mallow to make a foursome.
>>59006762
Garbage compactor
>>59008782I want to take Hilda to the ferris wheel and tell her all but my life and traumas, I would info dump all over her
>>59006762Misty because she's the only one that consistently made me laugh. I'm in it for the banter and Misty delivers. Lana being a close second. They also happen to be the cutest, and both are swimmers. What a coincidence.
>>59008208Her being 10~11 is the best part (I would be the same age)
>>59006762Lillie. I would take out her for a date and then to my house and have lot of fun. I would gev her all the pleasure I can.
>>59006762Perrin I guess. I always wanted to learn to take better photos (Nothing else tho, I'm way too old for her taste :()
>>59006762Not really interested in a date, just want to smash pokegirls.
>>59006762Taking Copycat on a date and coaxing her to jerk me off while larping as everyone else in my ear
>>59006762Dating Flannery in Lavaridge's hot springs!
>>59009511Of course.
>>59006762A simple dinner at a restaurant with Candice
>>59009511A good an opportunity as any to get in a sniff or two.
>>59010184>>59010310These anons are counterparts of each other.
>>59006762well... umm... i like her because she is so kind and nice, and peaceful, calm and not noisy, and also smells good... i can give her roses... but in a flowerpot... i... can show her the flowers field in front of my mother's house... go to collect berries (and maybe some mushrooms) together to the Berry forest in Three island... but with her Shiftry and my Scizor alongside us... what else... mmm... we can run together in a sunflower garden... and if she falls sleep i can always carry her over my back... we can go to a matsuri together and play Gun-shooting together and watch the fireworks... i can mmm... teach her how to fish.... and maybe we can climb some tree together and take a nap there...
>>59007246I'm not even a namefag you brown schizo but ok
>/vp/edos think they unironically got a chance with pokegirlsYou can't make that shit up Kek, if no IRL women want you, neither will fictional ones, and no, you never had sex and don't have a family, stop making shit up to make yourself feel superior
>>59008324>>59008353
>>59006762Delphox, she would be a great mother i think. and idk, id probably do something generic, go to the beach and watch a sunset, eat dinner, something like that
>>59009865Cute outfit
>>59006762A restaurant evening with Jasmine sounds nice.
>>59006762mina. she gets me.
>>59007246Maybe If this came from literally anyone else but the brown sharty spammer it would mean something
