How does it feel to know that Typhlosion will never get a Mega Evolution for as long as you live?
>>59027134Megas only are an overbearing presence in the main series PvP, I don’t play the main series slop nor am I buying Champion so it doesn’t matter to me how Kike Freak artificially props up their shillmons
>>59027134>How does it feel to know that Typhlosion will never get a Mega?>Gamefreak choked Meganium with balloons and called it a Mega>Feraligatr who once had glorious buttcheeks got absolutely humiliated by turning it into a literal shit-eating toiletTyphlosion already won by avoiding that fate. No thanks.
>>59027134Typhlosion is in the best Pokemon game released and Meganium and Feraligatr aren’t.
>>59027194>choked Meganium with balloonsI prefer inflating Meganium into a big balloon.
>>59027194Based
>>59027318?? they're all in hgss
>>59027325To me it's whatever this is
How does it feel discovering I don't truly give a fuck about your shitty gimmick?
>>59027134i feel nothing
>>59027552Pokepia
>>59028645Based, that means GF considers it the best of the trio like the other starters chosen for Pokopia
>>59027194Your favorite starter will never avoid rape associations now. Sorry
>>59027558AI slop?
>>59027134I want to do what he canonically did
>diddyphlosionhe will never get a mega and be permanently dexcut
>>59028693
>>59028688>rapist vs skibidi vs clown neck 5000I dunno man.Am I supposed to feel bad?
>>59028655But....but I thought Chikorita was the shillmon for the Gen 2 starter trio...
>>59028734I guess. It got merchandising and was made the MC’s main starter, but it’s also being compared to one of the worst mega designs ever and Emboar.
>>59028693it's slop but it's not inaccurate
>>59028688That actually makes me like it more.
>>59028655What starters are in Pokopia?
>>59027134I don't care about megas. Most of them are ugly anyway.
>>59028830Subhuman rapist opinions don't matter
>>59028859They matter more than the subhumans that genuinely care about non-canon stories.
>>59028859all the KANTOOOOOOO starters they appear in the tutorialCyndaquilTorchic PipupSnivy FroakieRowletScorbunny Sprigatito
>>59028859You wouldn't be here without your chad rapist ancestors, anon.
Every new bit of information about him makes him more irresistible to women, but after what they did to Feraligatr I'm kind of glad they didn't touch Typhlosion. Even the mediocre Meganium mega wasn't a great sign. How the fuck did Emboar win out in that situation?
>>59028846The best of each generationAll 3 kanto starter (obviously)TyphlosionBlazikenEmpoleonSerperiorGreninjaDecidueyeCinderaceMeowscarada
>>59027134feels good regionals are better
>>59028994The shilliest of shillmons. PLZA could never.
>>59028994I.....I kneeel
>>59027134>59027134
>>59028994Incineroarbros............
>>59028830Calm down, Wicke
