>cool, beautiful, badass>quadruped animal>ambiguous speciesAbsol is the best pokémon ever designed.
>>59032885But if it was a starter /vp/ contrarians would call it slop because it's not a humanoid jobmon.
Shouldnt Z Absol's hair cover the other side of his face so together they form the ying and yang?
Dogfuckers on here are so loud and annoying.
I'm not a huge Absol fan, but I do wish when animal Pokemon were more abstract and not just irl animals with some kind of elemental thing attached to their bodies
>>59032890Retard
>>59032902>WishHow did I type Miss as Wish?
>>59032895Everyone who complains about "fursuit jobmons" here is ironically more of a furry that people who like them.
>>59032890okay now come up with two great starter evos for Absol that aren't too lazy/bland and not too much of a jobmon
Cute face, all floof from head to toe, the mega adds more floof, and the tail looks like a bottle opener.You don't like Absol yet? What are you waiting for? Christmas?
>>59032885The literal most edgy Pokemon alive. Every 13 year old edgelord's favorite Pokemon.
>>59032885Redditors hate i because it's not some memeslop cutemon must protecc shitmon design
>>59032892I was thinking of this verbatim as I looked at the op image
>>59033056And that's based. Pokemon should be for 13 year olds not for millenial professional character design enthusiasts and media literacy scholars.
>>59032885This but zigzagoon.
>>59032892If you flip them upside down they pretty much connect, which is how the yin yang symbol works
>Absol thread>No one posting AbsolCouldn't be me
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>>59032904It’s true, quadruped starters are either loathed or ignored in this board
>cool, beautiful, badass>quadruped animal>ambiguous speciesPokemon peaked at #1
>>59032902>Stylized wolf with a ying/yang glued to its head also>from this same generation
very beautiful
