if your favorite pokemon is any one of these, you're not interesting. you will never be interesting. you have never had an original thought in your life.
>>59033822you forgot to add grimmsnarl and volcarona
>>59033834yeah i did now that you mention itreuniclus too
>>59033822You forgot to add Charizard, Pikachu, Gardevoir, and Lucario
I like Aerodactyl
>>59033822What's wrong with Whimsicott? Is it because a youtuber said its his favorite?
>>59033843unironically having a shillmon as your favorite makes you more likeable of a person than any of these, plus these are all "look at me my taste is so unique" posercore mons and that was the theme i was going with
>>59033859>unironically having a shillmon as your favorite makes you more likeable of a personThen why Tinkaton is there? She's a moderately shilledmonI think you're just mad that your mon is shit and no one cares for it
I like cactus.
I made this a few weeks ago and it seems like my favorites haven't been mentioned. These days I replace Aromatisse with Enamorus who I wasn't familiar with until recently since I checked out during Gen 8.
>>59033859I don't see how Chandelure fits in then, you could even argue that it reached shillmon status
>>59033822>Zigzagoon weaved through the route 1 shitmon eye of the needlePhew!
>>59033910Because he's envious that his shitmon will never reach such status, so he's lashing out at any mon who had reached that status or just generally more popular than his shitmon
>>59033822What a weirdly specific, meaningless list of Pokémon. I can tell you have autism cause you have some completely made up hangups about random shit no one else understands. I'm sure it makes sense in your retarded head.
>>59033897>Then why Tinkaton is there? same fanbase.
>>59033822These are my favorite Pokemon. Tell me what you think.
>>59033910see >>59033930same "silly little creature" fanbase
>>59033930So, popular mon then>>59033935All Pokemon are silly creatures, stupid
>>59033931Thwackey is cool as shit
>>59033822OP here, wrong image heres the correct onepic related
>>59033935so you just don't like people whose favorite pokemon isn't like a kaijumon or something?
>>59033822>majority uovamondaily seething at unova
>>59033822>You didn't enjoy the gamePlease anon, I'm already tired of fromfags telling me I didn't beat the game.
>>59033937a popular mon with a fanbase that tries to act like it's a niche pick, and when asked why they like it will always answer "he's just a lil guy" or something to that extent
>>59033947??? 4/10 isn't a majority retardi don't even dislike these mons i just think their fans are fags
>>59033945There are a lot of cool gen 8 pokemon. I think when people look at the entire dex like this, it gives off Neopet vibes but looking at the pokemon individually, it has a lot of gems.
>>59033959What's with the Neopets slander on /vp/ as of late? Neopets rocks.
>>59033952>Comfags tells you what Tink is good atNo, stop acting like she's a decent supportmon>Fanfag tells you why they like TinkNo, stop liking this mon for simple reasonsYou're just stupid, the only reason you are seething is because your mon is both ugly and uselessA Jelly Little Baby is what you are
>>59033822True
>>59033822>no luxray, Pikachu, shillzard, eevee, or jigglypuff
>>59033945Everyone fucking hates this game, you retard. This is THE contrarian dex.
>>59033859>piKEKchu having a seething frothing meltdownLMAAAOOOOO
>>59033972there's an argument for luxray but fans of the others don't pretend they're obscure/niche picks
>>59033970I'm NTA, but that's me in the photo, and I don't remember giving you permission to post it. Please take this down.
>>59033981But they still aren't interesting people.
>>59033952that's flygon, raichu, bulbasaur, a lot of fucking kanto mons really
>>59033989i avoided including starters because your favorite being a starter, no matter which one, is as normiecore as it gets and i at least think most starterfags are aware of thisflygon 100%
>>59033986sure, but they don't need to be told that
>>59033822>ScolipedeFor what reason? what is the charge! enjoying a bug? a Speedy Unovan bug?!
>>59033822>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
>>59033931Ok but which ones do you want to have sex with.
>>59033945god damn, the Gen 8 dex was almost nothing but bangers
>>59033822>>59033859Why are we acting like Golisipod, Whimsicott, Tinkaton, Falinks and Scolipede are "contrarian" picks?Literally all of those pokemon are top 15 in popularity for their regions
>>59033859How are Golisopod and Scolipede seen as someone trying to show a unique taste? They are popular designs made to be cool. Not to mention Chandelure and Tinkaton, literally yhe most popular pokemon from their generationNothing screams "my taste is so unique" than being annoyed that someone likes something widely liked
>>59033981So you just hate that people have more varied taste than what Game Freak tells them to like then
>>59034107they're fake contrarian picks, that's the point
>>59034165actually my favorite pokemon is typhlosion so you can't really make that argument. game freak actively doesn't want you to like typhlosion
>>59033935>>59033952And shillmons like Piplup/Rowlet/Pikachu aren't "lil guy"s?
Think you may just be a misanthrope man
>>59034196different fanbase
>>59033822Tell us about the 10 people that bullied you in school
>scolipedefuck you too buddy
>>59033986I don't give a fuck if you think I'm interesting or not based on what Pokémon I like. I don't find people interesting if they make it their whole personality to chimp out over people liking whatever Pokémon they want.
falinks is cool. not my favourite but probably top 5. i dont really give a shit if you think im uninteresting OP. i like the mons i like and i have more important shit to care about than the ones other people like. maybe im showing too much sincerity for a guatemalan spear fishing website but pokemon is a videogame, its there for you to have fun. focus on having fun with it rather than letting this website rot your brain into thinking people who enjoy it differently to you are a problem in some way and youll probably be happier
>>59033834this
>>59034341I'm confused. Is this saying Rillaboom is generic taste (it's not) or thinking he'd look better without his drums is generic taste (it is)
>>59034362the latter
>>59033931yeah i’m thinking based
I want to torture and repeatedly fucking kill that stupid faggot Mega Gengar
I don't understand how pokemon fans go off on each other about having boring taste as if being a pokemon fan doesn't immediately brand you of having extremely bland and uninspired taste
>>59034341never seen this one before, let me guess you got butthurt some chad put you in your place and you made this image to cope
>>59034341There's nothing wrong with liking cool Pokemon
>>5903441990% of this board is making a big deal out of shit no regular person would give a shit about
>>59033822>>59034341>the favorite pokemon of the anon who calls other anon taste generic
>>59034493Gengar fans always seemed to me like the "my favorite pick is niche" until they started pushing him more in the 3D era. I think he's second in alternate forms behind only Charizard
>>59033859>normalfags who don't care about pokemon are uniqueHoly shit, what's happening to this site
>>59033822>scolipede
>>59033822Add Breloom
>>59033822furret is only my second favorite pokemon, so am i only 50% interesting>>59034419trvthnvke, pokemon fans are the worst fanbase in video games, genuinely the kind of people who dont really enjoy video games and only play the new marioslop zeldaslop pokeslop and act like they have a say in any game discussion
>>59035125and after actually reading the thread, its not because hes a heckin blorberino chungus, its because i want to have violent neverending sex with him that hes one of my favorites
>>59033822My favorite is Chandelure, Chandelure has a lot of personality especially in Pokken, so end your pathetic life OP and never talk shit about my Pokemon again.
My favorite pokemon is Rayquaza, Mega Lucario and Zekrom
This is objectively the most normalfag and reddit type, if your favorite type/favorite pokemon is this type then consider getting some actual taste
>tfw interesting
>>59033859I've never met a likeable person whose favorite is Charizard.
>>59033822Cumslut furshitter confirmed
>>59035406>redditWaterbro...?
>>59033847I like armaldo :)
>>59035777me too he's my favourite
>>59035787hell yea dude we should be friends
>>59033931>Vikavolt>Ludicolo>Scovillain>MarowakMAHNIGGALokix is my current #1
>>59035125So does that mean if Furret is your 3rd most favorite you're 66% or 75% interesting
>>59033822Maractus, Falinks and Golisopod fans are interesting and few
>>59033822Don't care, Chandelure is great and nothing will stop me from loving it.
>>59036112based Übermensch poster
>>59033822my favourite pokemon are glaceon and absol i'm so unique and epic
>>59034505Gengar fans are velmafags of the Pokemon world.
>>59033822I'm interesting?
>>59033822You are mentally ill and need help, help you will never get because you're insufferable and repulse everyone who's not forced to spend time with you.
>>59034188>OP is a typedoEVERY TIME
>>59038092Yes.
>>59034440thisand of course it's another fag seething at gen 4 and 5
>>59033822Fake contrarian picksShow me someone whose favorite "pokemon" is an ultra beast. Now that's a true contrarian.
>>59038288>and 5Wrong. It's seething at the games that saved Gen5, for maximum overbait.On the other hand, saying that fans of BW are uninteresting and pretentious makes perfect sense.
>>59034511The constant rat race to be the most contrarian person in the room has wrapped back around to judging people for not being mainstream and normal.
>>59038293>favorite "pokemon" is an ultra beast>that's a true contrarianYou forget that Buzzwole and Pheromosa are genuinely pretty popular.
>>59033931You're a compfag that sprinkled in some cute designs.>Verification is not required.
Haunter is a much better design than Gengar and sells the specter image of a ghost better. Gengar just looks like a fat little loser who specialises in annoying everyone around himCannot be disputed so kys yourself
>>59038396Where can we meet up to fight?
>>59033822>no heracross/ampharos/arcanine/flygonCome on now
>>59038436Arcanine was clearly intended to be a popular mon and not a hipster pick like OP is suggesting. I'd add Galvantula to his list
What about me who without fail uses Magneton/Zone in every run because he can't help it because they are magnets?
>>59038436Ampharos and Flygon don't count for this because I like them, therefore they're cool
>>59038458You're just attracted to them
>>59038870Good one, Carlos. But why do you look like that?
>>59038944Porygon captured me. Please send help
>>59033945Outside of Toxtricity, Coalossal and Dragapult I agree
>>59033822my favorite pokemon list is funny because half of it is listed on here and the other half is shit like chimecho and clamperl
