I like him
I DON'T like him
I loved him since I was a lad!
I hated him since I was a lass!
>>59040467He's always been by far my least favorite Hitmon to be honest, and I'm counting Tyrogue in on this as well. It just doesn't fit with the others. You have Hitmonlee the kicking master, then Hitmonchan the punching master, then Tyrogue to tie them both together, and then Hitmontop...another kicking master? A kicking master who resembles a spinning top toy. His existence feels pointless. Beta Hitmontop did look more interesting though I will admit. It looked kinda trippy. These days with Ultra Beasts and Paradox Forms and shit it wouldn't even look that out of place. Too bad they ditched it though for a more traditional cutesy look.
>>59040467>Johto stuffed toy slop
>>59040467KEK BASED for making a new one
if hitmontop uses triple kick with his tail does that mean his tail is his third leg
Holy necro
>>59040467What a based thread now that the usual ESL is crying about it already
>johtokino
>>59041883it was funnier when someone thought it was a cock
>>59040467I like him. This is now a Magcargo thread.
>>59040467Even more based thread now that the usual ESL is crying about it again
>>59040647wouldn't be surprised if some faggot dev or suit just wanted capoiera in the game
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh CHIGUSA SEX I WANT TO FUCK CHIGUSA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT CHIGUSA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
Hitmonbump
Hitmonecro
Hitmonsexo
>>59044408It was pretty big back then, characters like that kept getting added to all sorts of fighting games
>>59045921and beat 'em ups
i'll just leave this here
>>59046393eye pussy.........
>>59046498the eye pussy is awesome. all the best things in life are shaped like pussy
>>59046393At least it would've stayed on the spike instead of using legs
>>59046393Would've been a unique fighting style, but capoiera was too much of a fad not to use
>>59046393vgh what could've been
>>59047340or too much of a meme
>>59046234actually miss those games
>>59046393it would fit right in because the hitmons are already really weird looking anyway. just an uncanny valley guy in boxing gloves with a deformed head and an ugly blob with springy legs. and now this is a weirdo with three legs on its head
>>59049215Makes them actual monsters, but what we got is still plenty weird enough
>>59040467He's always been indifferent to me, cool concept tho.
>>59049818Pokemon aren't real so it's hard for something like that to be more caring towards you
>>59049215Kinda wish they went all out on having different fighting styles instead of Close Combat for everyone
>>59040467>>59046393Which actor is that supposed to be?
>>59050302Well yeah with that attitude it never will. Shame on you anon.
How do I get a Hitmontop?
>>59052064gotta fuck up your EVs
>>59052064need equal ATK and DEF
>>59053030which is fucked up
>>59040467I don't hate him but I prefer him when he was beyblade Jigglypuff
>>59053769Is that really supposed to be 'top? Just doesn't look like the other Hitmons
>>59046393>>59053769wait wtf does that mean that hitmontop had TWO beta versions?!
>>59046393I feel like this design doesn't really work without Hitmontop to compare it to.I don't think the whole upside down body idea is very clear, which is probably why they reworked it.
>>59054222Three actually.There was a transitional design between the top design and the final one.
>>59051360Pauly Shore iirc
>>59040467Even more based thread that will reach 310 now that the usual ESL tried crying about bumping
>chapjeet thinks it will hit bump limitAdorable
>>59054256I'm curious now. Does any Pokemon have as many beta versions as Hitmontop?
>>59040467That's an even more based thread that will last for weeks again and hit 310 again because only one ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>>59054380Why isn't it named Hitmonshore then?
>>59054256Why doesn't it include >>59053769
>>59053769this never existed as a pokemon, it was just a random design drawn for a magazine cover
>>59057431better than the recent ones at least
Hitmontop sex
>>59057935eh. it looks like a literal toy. doesn't look like it'd ever be able to stop spinning. and if it stopped spinning it'd probably just lay awkwardly on its side
>>59053769Looks more like it'd be a Normal or later Fairy type rather than Fighting
>>59059312Just unrelated to Tyrogue
>>59041017Fpbp
>>59058600>doesn't look like it'd ever be able to stop spinningthat'd be great
>>59060155Would be nice if Hitmontop fought that way more often
>>59040647I wonder if Hitmontop was supposed to also get a signature punching attack at some point
>>59060889signature moves are cancer, more of them should be available to a lot of 'mons
>>59060889Would've been better if Fighting in general had to pick between different martial arts and the moves they got would represent those schools. That'd mean kickboxing/boxing/capoiera for the Hitmons
Hitmonsloppytoppy
>>59062467Hate to see Close Combat spam
Which Hitmon has the best sex?
>>59063630Tyrogue
>>59040467should really spin more
>>59063628It's centralizing enough for most 'mons, including the Hitmons
Should really necro more
>>59040467Looks like an even more based thread that will hit 310 and get reposted every time since only one single ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>chapjeet admits he’s the one reposting theseKek
>>59040467That means the thread's always gonna be based and will always hit 310 because only one ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
/vp/ - Hitmontop
>>59044408And that's a good thing
>>59066590better be
>>59066725what's with that rating
>>59068246Still better than SV, but then again everything is rated higher
>>59066725reminds me of one of those chad pics
what if instead of hitmontop he was hitmonbottom and instead of being upside down he was sideways
Chigusa is so hot
Me on the right
>>59071867>more pics of hernice
>>59071867>tummy pics of herNICE
>>59071871Needs more pics where the tail can be mistaken for a cock
>>59073684awfully thin and bent for one
>>59074662Chigusa needs a bwc
>>59058600>and if it stopped spinning it'd probably just lay awkwardly on its sideSo... Just like spoink?
Lee is the odd one out of them, top and tyrogue look related to chanLee is in a totally different direction than themBut Lee is always a pokemon I really enjoyedThe crazy thing about these guys is that 50 hp as fully evolved monsAll 3 of them are well liked and desperately need a buff to their HPThat junk stat of 110 special defense, what were they thinking!
>>59074764>That junk stat of 110 special defense, what were they thinking!That Hitmontop was gonna absolutely kill it out there with 95/110 bulk.
>>59071867>>59071871I like her
>>59071867>>59071871she needs to balance on her head too so her skirt will flip up
How weird was it to find out Chan and Lee were related? They look nothing alike, just the color. I didn't like that retcon
>>59074764Reminder that that junk stat is a gift, the Hitmons are one of the few Pokémon who benefited from the special split since they used to have 35 special, they effectively became the 3x better at taking special attacksAs to why game freak hasn’t increased any of their other stats? Their very hesitant to change anything unless a huge mechanical shift is also going on (like how pokemon only gain new types if a new type is added to the game)
>>59074764>>59076252They used to worry about Psychics the most, and those were special
>>59076228And they're both named Hitmon, and are references to famous martial actors or actors
>>59071867spats should really be shorter
>>59076228wdym, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan look exactly the same, I was more surprised to learn they weren't related
>>59079502They're both related to Genghis Khan. And maybe to some Manchurian too. And to a Japanese soldier
>>59080031would be funny as fuck if all the crying about that happened here too
>>59080031hitmonkhan when
>>59081327It's what Tyrogue should've been
>>59048915They still get made
>>59077179At least there's some logic there, but now they need 20-25 more hp
>>59082369Any buffs at all would be great
>>59080031Probably not the Jap, Bruce Lee was born in the US
I want to fuck a Hitmontop.
>>59083414And during WW2 already
>>59084868The Japs were already in China long before WW2, but Bruce Lee was from the US anyway. It was just a more segregated time so he got to keep his own culture
>>59082317vgh what could've been
>>59085464It's really necessary but more to keep their jabbering and their diseases away from regular people
>>59085464and to preserve their languages
>>59087657And feelings
>>59088385they do get their feelings hurt by being told "konnichiwa dude"
>>59044715>Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh CHIGUSA SEX I WANT TO FUCK CHIGUSA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!I am genuinely impressed by your devotion to a character that only appears in a single Pokemon episode.
>>59089876The best girls are always cursed with not getting enough screen time
>>59043472He's great if your opponents have no covering moves.
>>59090202the best girls are also great when they have nothing covering them
>>59040467I never got to play with him, I kinda wanted to try!I like a lot of Johto pokemon even if they weren't all super strong
>>59091704it feels great to make something strong enough by taking good care of it
>>59092444Feels even better when you see it get happy from that
>>59092444>>59093229as long as you keep winning
>>59082350Are they console games or some indie PC ones? Or maybe for arcades
>>59091704silver linings i guess, but even one good one is too many
>>59091704It's just harder to keep Attack and Defense balanced
>>59096139Can also give you EVs you didn't want
I don't CARE if the 3D model is closer to his fighting style concept it looks STUPID and GAY and I NEED him to start SPINNING AGAIN
'top on the 'log
>>59096972spinning on its head was supposed to be its fighting style
>>59040467he's a capoeira mon, literally a breakdancing fighteronly squares wouldn't like him
>>59098172The branch with the most showboating too, really needs to balance on his head more often
>>59096972Is that shit seriously supposed to be a prototype 'top? Looks more like something that was Normal or later Fairy
>>59098780there used to be a more serious form of capoiera but it was just too much of a meme compared to more established schools
>>59099648or something that can fly
>>59098172with a tail for an extra hit
>>59102436And a few extra peppers to kick it up a notch
>>59100394Because you lose if it takes you 2 steps to do what your opponent does in 1
>>59104076but in style
>>59102436could make an entirely new martial art with that
>>59098172>this 3d modelSoiled it harder than Feraligatr
>>59098172seriously what's the point of being on its feet
>>59053769Would've been nice if that one moved around like Taz
I've been indifferent to him since I was a Cooltrainer.
>>59106126Gotta run around sometime
>>59107811or move around while spinning like a tornado
>>59108521That's actually nice and dodgy, keeps you from getting caught flat-footed
>>59109547Hitmonbased
>>59109559more like wobbling like a top should make it unpredictable
>>59053769Might have worked as a female version
>>59109559especially when leaning or moving away until you're ready to strike
>>59112059Sounds more like what Hitmonchan's style should've been like
>>59040467the spikes look like they should do a lot more
>>59106126Also involves flipping around, at least in theory
>>59112856>still no haymaker move in current year
>>59115611Focus Punch
>>59114595not that bad when it's actually designed to do that
>>59113813Like twice as much kick damage
>>59117597It's also designed to balance on its head more often
>>59040467Intimidate is just too good
>>59119605doesn't need a new ability, just fixed stats and moves
>>59119063It's all wobbly that way, might work like a drunken fighting style
>>59122772Hitmonbased
>>59121652wet, wobbly, or whacky
Alot of japanese woman want to fuck hitmontop.
>>59124718lucky little guy
>>59124718Any good looking ones?
>>59126163maybe the average is much higher, but there are still a lot that need bagging
>>59126163Those are too much of a threat, you're only allowed to show the ones that are average at best
>>59127653there used to be a few good-looking asians, they're probably just casting the shitty ones to make them look more oppressed or something
>>59127653>>59128605Those are still real Asians, so even the worst ones still look better than the ones further south
>>59126163what, the good-looking one?
>>59124705Inna nertz
>>59131481even better if it can run really fast before doing that
>>59132709And kick hard enough to cause an explosion
>>59098780the showboating is probably why it has intimidate
>>59134322Except Intimidate is actually effective
>>59136195Hitmonbased
>>59040467bit gay
>>59040467bit no
