post your wife. this is mine.
>>59053286I would, but this is a schizobait thread so i won't
>>59053294what do you mean by that?
weasel wife
>>59053286>>59053335Why are your wives animals?
>>59053394where do you think you are
badger
>>59053413with badge
>>59053401this has to be a fetish
>>59053444where do you think you are little man?
Pokémon can only ever marry other Pokémon, for they are the only ones who can truly understand their feelings and desires.Pic related is me, on the left, with my beloved.
>>59053475don't stop running little Reddit
>>59053485if you are an Umbreon, how come you can talk like normal humans?
>>59053490what
>>59053494
>>59053485Tell that to me and my Machamp
>>59053286for me, it's she
I love both of my wives
>>59053485Hello, Umbreanon.>>59053493He's typing, not talking.
>>59053444How so?
>>59053286Pink wife