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whats a PKMN you would permanently dexcut and send to the 5th layer of eternal rape and torture jigoku?

Picture related. This fat mechanical bamboo whore deserves the worst.
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>>59059494
Feraligatr
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>>59059494
Typhlosion or Manectric
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>>59059494
Eevee
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>>59059494
Your favorite.
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>>59059494
Ultra beasts in general are pure cancer and jumping the shark territory. ultra necrozma, poipole, naganadel, pheromosa and nihilego are cool tho, and solgaleo and lunala too if you count them I guess
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>>59059494
All regional forms (except Meowth ones)
All paradox mons (except Koraidon and Miraidon obviously)
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I would definitely like to see every Ribombee with its guts splattered on every pavement in the next game. little fairy bitch with its fast stickywebs.
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>>59059574
Most past paradox mons are cool, only problem is them being separate dex entries. Future paradox mons suck though because they're insanely uncreative, delibird is cool though I guess
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>>59059585
Based, cutiefly is alright tho
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>>59059494
I think it looks cool
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Urshifu
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everything from gen 8+9 but the (good) crossgen evos, corviknight line, dragapult line, skeledirge, apple dragon niggas, and i guess the mega man duo could be reworked into something half okay
doubly so for the gay imps, reddit gold mon, le epic bacon, and stupid block face penguin
most of gen 6 and 7 can stay. primarina and incineroar are getting gassed though for sure, along with a couple of other designs I've forgotten about
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>>59059609
I fucking love Annihilape.
Nobody expected it, and was pleasantly surprised for once. Yeah I know its busted but who cares.
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>>59059618
yeah Annihilape is pretty cool. I really like Kingambit and Basculegion too. Kleavor's decent although it's definitely my least favourite out of the three bugs. Dudunsparce is inoffensive. Delete the rest
Looking at my answers I guess I just don't like anything that isn't explicitly cool that looks like it could fit into gen 4-5 at the latest. It's not like I dislike cute designs, but nu-gens feel like they're trying way, way too hard to be marketable to millennials who love collecting plushies and figurines of saccharine designs and any edge has been lost
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>>59059644
I like the Kamen Rider bug. If there's one thing I'll praise Gamefreak for, is that they haven't missed with their bug type designs these past few gens
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>>59059609
Bruxish
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>>59059494
Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth
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>>59059609
Appletun only needs a small tweak, make its eyes actually ears instead of eyes and you instantly have a 10/10 design
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>>59059494
All Ultra Beasts, all Paradox pokemon, they exist for the sake of the story and shouldn't be free to exist in the world of pokemon after having that role resolved. Now every game that includes them is going to technically be about inter-dimensional aliens and weird alt timelines. This also goes for the Hisuian forms, they don't need to exist anymore but some of the evolutions can stay and be attached to the base form.
Also:
-Calyrex
-Ogerpon
-Pecharunt + Friends
-Necrozma's alternate forms specifically (could be included in the UB ban)

These are all things I would like to never see ever again, and unfortunately all of them will continuously be added in every DLC for every future game ever for no reason.
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>>59059716
>Calyrex
this is the worst one
What were they thinking? I am willing to make a stretch for Slowbro and Dugtrio since they are at least closesly related in terms of either being the same species or are found within the same biome.
A ugly deer riding broken horses is meant to count as one unit? It's madness. Maybe if they fused together to make a centaur or some shit I'd be less mad.
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>>59059494
Incineroar
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>>59059494
Whatever shitmon /vp/ loves the most.
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>>59059494
Pikachu. Maybe Rotom as well.
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>>59059509
Why?
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>>59059494
Charizard
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>>59059494
i wont send him to hell, but id like to permanently dexcut victini, and live in the world where he isnt a pokemon in the first place. i love victini so much but i hate how pokemon as a series has treated him overall and i dont even like pokemon too much its not even one of my favorite franchises, i just love victini. id rather he have his own game, or at least be a more prominent character in another game (it also comes from wanting him to actually be a character and not a dumb animal). i also want to permanently dexcut him just on the fact id prefer he not be in the newer games or acknowledged in them because i hate the newer games and dont trust them to do anything with him that i wont hate. i really hate that it looks like hes the mascot of that shitty phone game coming out like ugh
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>>59059503
Mega Feraligatr
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Magearna.
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>>59060990
What an annoying fucking whore. I hope she gets burning rods pierced through her body for all eternity. I hope her eyes grow back so that they can be endlessly gouged out.
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>>59059494
Just dex cut everything after XY. No exceptions. It's apparently too hard to include everything else anyway.
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>>59060771
What made you fall for Victini? What direction would you take it in?
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>>59059928
this. Cancerous in vgc and horrid to look at.
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every single mr. mime should be decapitated
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>>59059494
I would dexcut your father's balls so he wouldn't make another child with such abysmal taste
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>>59061161
OP here.
This was just....mean. My heart is broken. How could you say that?
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Would anyone else torture Gliscor by ripping off its limbs a week at a time? I'd like to see it poison heal its way out of this one.
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>>59060497
To make up for all the times it hasn't been cut.
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>>59060999
There goes my Walking Wake waifu.
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>>59061832
But Eevee is cute and so are its evolutions...
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>>59061860
Good for it, faggot



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