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Do pokemon have boobs?
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>>59070662
some do
but not gardevoir
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>>59070715
garde is flat as a board with a knife through it
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>>59070715
>>59070717
Why do artists always draw her with boobs when she is flat as a board?
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>>59070730
stop pretending to be obtuse, you already know the answer to that
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Yes, it's an evolutionary advantage since pokemon with big boobs would get breeding preference from human males.
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>>59070730
Waifus of both human and pokemon varieties tend to have exaggerated features, see Hex or Cynthia art. Generally it's big boobs unless the girl is a loli.
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>>59070843
*even if the girl is a loli.
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if all pokemon can be attracted to each other there must be some universal physical trait shared amongst all species to attract mates, especially for females who are the only ones that can continue their own species' bloodline since eggs always match the mother outside of rare circumstances
therefore all girl pokemon have boobies true
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>>59070855
>there must be some universal physical trait shared amongst all species to attract mates
Yeah, it's called IVs
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>>59070715
What about pokemon I wish had boobs?
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>>59070730
Same reason you put a wig and a mask on a man if you're desperate to fuck anything
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>>59070843
Hex was perfect as she was without the meme bags
Unfortunately no one cared
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>>59071035
gamefreak cared
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>>59070730
Because boobs are based and objectively good for men to look at since it reduces stress and thus the chance of heart problems. But there's room for both on and off model gardes.
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>>59070662
Rotomfucker sure does
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Yes, and they're also fat.
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>>59070662
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Gardevoir's Schrodinger's boobs in Emerald not only started this but keeps awakening generations even today through emulators to monster girl fucking.
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>>59071533
This absolute BRAT -.-# was also seducing and taunting generations of honest boys and upstanding working adult men begging for correction.
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>>59071533
garde line is also kino for psychic type fetish fuckery
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boobump
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>>59070662
Yes. Huge ones. Next question?
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>>59070662
some do
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are we back?
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Last time I posted furry I got banned, how come this one is still here?
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>>59075228
Fuck off namefag
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>>59075247
ok.
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>>59070662
Posting the most stacked Pokemon that I'm aware of (for their size).



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