Does /vp/ miss Alola?
>>59079805worst region and it's not even close
>>59079859Nice POV.
>>59079859Caught her before she tries the morning wood blowjob thing
Last region with good character designs and it's not even closeThe games were bad though
>>59079805Pokemon were cool; trainers weren't. Lana's mom(anime exclusive) was the most memorable one.
>>59079805No, it's a big part of why I stopped playing the games after it.>but muh thots in the opAcceptable losses.
>>59079805Mallow was constructed in a lab with the express purpose of extraction as much semen from both boys and men as possible.
how have they never made better girls than them>inb4 marniebritish
>>59079897What about Lana
Lillie>>>>>>Mallow>>>>>Lana
>>59079923Just the men
>>59079926kinda obvious she's cuter and tighter
I would have an Alolan hebe orgy with /vp/
Licking their cunnies
>>59080012Based.
>>59079984I don't think she's tighter than Lana
>>59079805i wish the game wasent completely unplayable because the designs were cool that gen
>>59079988Bold of you to assume any Alolan hebe will let any of you fucks near them>>59080017>Literally said he wasn't into lolis in that one Dawn thread>Yet there he is lusting after lolisMake up your mind retard. Are you a lolicon or are you not one?
Why is "bold of you to assume" anon trying to promote rape?
>>59080115They would, they're literally sex addicted
>>59080115I'm not. I just post lolis' pics because I can't speak of the real ones.
>>59080132Then why did you said "based" to that one retard talking about licking cunnies? Seems like someone is lying here>>59080129They are no outside of your non canon fanfics, stop watching porn, pedo
>>59080137You know cunnies are real, right?
>>59080137not outside* My point still stands though, stop forcing your "they are all sluts" onto fictional children, pedo. Reminder that ever if they were they still wouldn't want to fuck you
>>59080145Are you trying to say it would be based to lick an IRL cunny? MOOOOODDS, WE GOT AN ACTUAL PEDO HERE
Do they really fuck kids in Alola?
>>59080153No, the pedos in this thread will try to make you think they do but don't believe their lies, they are just too deep in their porn addiction to accept the truth AKA the age of consent in Alola is 16 like in IRL Hawaii
>>59080153They do
>>59080161Only in your non canon fanfics>B-but Cope pedo, you know it's the truth
>>59080153We know Wicke does
>>59080153Who are "they"?
>>59080151That's not what I said, retarded.
>>59080175>Namefag is an ESLImagine my shock
>>59080157Yeah.Kanto is the only Pokémon region where the age of consent is 10.No wonder /vp/ loves it so much.
>>59080184There's an age of consent in a pokemon game?
My daughter Lana!
>>59080192I wanna fuck your daughter Lana
>>59080184There is no region where the age of consent is below 16, stop trying to force your pedo headcanon and seek help, pedo>>59080189Of course there is my dear brown idiot. GameFreak would never make the games if it didn't have one as they don't want to pander to pedos
>>59080210Doubt it.
I just started my first run on Sun/UltraSun. Never got to play it but so far the music is really good and Nebby is cute.
>>59080210It's 8 in alola though
>>59080226>Sun/UltraSunWhich one
>>59080210Shudo said the age of consent in Kanto is 10.And even if it was based on irl locations, the age of consent in Kalos is 15.
>>59080228Once again, only in your non canon fanfics. And once again, stop trying to force your pedophilic headcanons onto fictional countries, pedo>>59080222Ok brown pedo
>>59080269Good boy.
>>59080262>Literally who low ranking member said it was 10 so it's 10Don't make me laugh, unless the creator of Pokemon himself says that the age of consent is 10 then it's not 10. Some literal who low ranking employee headcanons don't count as actual proof of canon
>>59080247UltraSun , i heard it was better overall and to just go watch the cutscenes for the old Sun story finale when im done. Is this the move?
>>59080416Sure, if you want the better gameplay. The plot butchering is more of a death by a thousand cuts that ruins everyone's characterization and place in the story rather than just some specific event that getting changed.I see no point in watching a youtube cutscene compilation about a pokemon story if you don't care about it.
>>59079805I always considered Gen 7 my 3rd favorite, after 4/5 and tied with 3. It also has the best female cast by a long margin, regardless if you're a hebe or hag enjoyer you will find several 10/10.
>>59080874>>59080436>>59079984anons if you post things like that I get hard
>>59080904mercy anon
Alolapedos truly are the most obnoxious posters on this board (apart from the schizos) huh?
>>59080609sounds like i need to play both then
best region and it's not even close
>>59081807Is Chicken one of us?
>>59080153NoLegally they are adults when they complete the island trial, so those are adults
>>59081049Yeah, why can't they just want to fuck pokemon like us?
>>59081049I like lolis but their Epstein Island fantasies are pretty cringe.
>>59080416The story is mostly a victim of GF not caring, funnily enough. The events of USUM are fundamentally different, but most characters act identically to the way they did in SM.This creates a weird effect, where everyone just feels "wrong". Like, everyone else is stuck doing what they were supposed to do in a groundhog day loop, even though things are pretty far off the rails.Like, Lusamine is probably the most egregious example. They set her up a bit like they did in SM, then just... stop. Her plot never resolves.Fukken, what if in Emerald, you do Maxie at Mt. Chimney, and then you just never see Maxie again, no Magma hideout, no Mt. Pyre or Mossdeep encounter, until after you deal with Groudon and Kyogre, and he apologizes for all the things he did, despite never doing them. That's what Lusamine is like in USUM
>59081807>59081863>Mods deleted my pedo pic?>Better repost it twice, that will show himWhy are you fags like this?
>>59081904Epstein was a human trafficker with CIA and mossad connections, and the exploitative sex tourist fantasies are pretty cringe tooAlola would probably be more like the Pitcairn Islands
Is it true that Mallow and Lana both do anal?
>>59079805best region since sinnohhoenn's probably the best though
>>59082806Based. I would be more about taking off Acerola's dress though
Alola is pokehebe paradise.
>>59082806
>>59082837Can you generate her with a small blue bush
I miss the cunny
>>59082837>That's what I call Heaven.
I ask about life and cunny on Alola like Lenny asks George about the rabbit farm
Future offender thread btw, i can't wait to see you fags in the news
>>59083525What channel?
>>59079805Not really. I replay it every now and then.
>>59083792Fox probably. They are the ones to usually drown in a water cup.
>>59083870Unless you're on the Epstein list, then they'll have you on as a guest
>>59082801Lana yes, Mallow not really. Lana actively enjoys anal. Mallow doesn't, she'll tolerate it every now and then, but Mallow's perspective is a lot more she has a nice pussy that feels good when you use it, so use it.
>>59083525If pokehebes were real I'd be a repeat offender.
>>59080115>Bold of you to assume any Alolan hebe will let any of you fucks near themThey're not real so this assertion is 10x more autistic than anything else posted in this thread.
>>59084035>slutty loli too innocent to understand why people insist on cumming in her buttThats hot
>>59084175That's common for him. He's unable to separate fiction from reality so assumes we all must be the same when them being fictional is a huge part of the appeal
making a new gay tropical region instead of just doing an alola sequel is retarded
>>59079805Yeah. I have fond memories playing Pokemon Sun during my college years.
>>59082005>One councillor told him, "Look, the age of consent has always been 12, and it doesn't hurt them."[32] A study of island records confirmed anecdotal evidence that most girls bore their first child between the ages of 12 and 15.>Mothers and grandmothers were resigned to the situation, telling him that their own childhood experience had been the same; they regarded it as just a part of life on Pitcairn. One grandmother wondered what all the fuss was about.>On 28 September 2004, Olive Christian, wife of the accused mayor, daughter of Len Brown and mother of Randy Christian, both of whom were also among those accused, called a meeting of thirteen of the island's women, representing three generations at her home, Big Fence, to "defend" the island's men. Claiming that underage sex had been accepted as a Polynesian tradition since the settlement of the island in 1790, Olive Christian said of her girlhood, "We all thought sex was like food on the table." Carol Warren's two daughters also said that they had both been sexually active from the age of 12, with one of them claiming that she started having sex at 13, "and I felt hot shit about it, too." They and other women present at the meeting, who endorsed their view that underage sex was normal on Pitcairn, stated emphatically that all of the alleged rape victims had been willing participants.[8]>Some women came up with a conspiracy theory that the trial was part of "a British plot to jail the [community's] able-bodied men and 'close' the island." "They've picked on all the viable young men, the ones who are the backbone of this place," said one, Meralda Warren.[8] Do alolans really?
>>59085276>Some women came up with a conspiracy theory that the trial was part of "a British plot to jail the [community's] able-bodied men and 'close' the island." "They've picked on all the viable young men, the ones who are the backbone of this place."Realizing about the list, and how many times rich people fuck over the poor when they have something good going on (for free, I might add), then yeah: it was another "white's man burden" bullshit, but in reality were tons of rich men coping and fucking people over so they are the ones with the free lolis.
SEX WITH LANA
>>59085570Get in line.... line, Lana. Line for Lana.There's a joke, I just can'tsee it yet.
>>59085570Yes, sex, something you and every single coomers shitting up this garbage board will never experience
>>59085646Catching Lana with a fishing line
>>59085655It's cute you think nobody here has.
>>59080192Who's that pokemon?Is it a Krabby?
>>59087780hebe buds
>>59084035Shame, since Mallow has the bigger butt. But nice to know Lana is happy getting her butt fucked and filled with male seed.
>>59087187 getting fucked by your uncle doesn't count
Anal with Lana?
>>59079805I miss it, I go back every now again. My Beloved pokemon is a result of this gen, plus we got lilie and her beautiful mother. https://files.catbox.moe/o8mqee.jpg
>>59088774
>>59079926>namefag has abysmal opinionthe sky is blue
>>59088799>AI
>>59088774>>59088801Anal ONLY with Lana? Anal MOSTLY with Lana?
>>59088922Yes
>>59088801>>59088935Do you think her ass self-lubricates due to all the anal sex she has?
>>59089098That is what she tells you but in really it is just oozing cum at all times
>>59089140>be Elio>go on a date with Lana>Lana tells you she has a surprise for you>she takes you back to her room>offers her ass for your first timeWhat do?
>>59085311
>>59089879Basically. But the worst part is that they MUST rape the loli to keep their tiny-dick complex in check.Cunny is for love, not hurt.
I need to fuck a loli
>>59090185You need to take your meds (picrel)
Notice how all the blatantly pedophilic posts always gets made when it's morning in easter third world countries
>>59089494Have balls-deep anal sex with her, what else?
