These are the 6 most popular pornmons for each region (one evo per line, no megas)Which would would in a battle tournament?
>>59092503gee i wonder who's gonna wina bunch of alola shitmons or fucking koraidon and miraidon
>>59092519This. Instead you should ask which would win in a Pokemon Contest, in each category.
>>59092503Surprised Arcanine beat out Vulpix.
>Delphag over GreninjaGonna need some source bro
>>59092503most pokemon are only get more porn because they have more art overall due to being popularity (Either organic or otherwise)a true porn mon should be measured by what percentage of its art is porn
>>59092537that's braixen idiot
>>59092503>FarigirafWhat?
>>59092503>farigirafhuh?
>mightyenaIs this a “girl getting raped by dog” scenario?
>>59092540hypno is the ultimate porn mon by that logic, i remember that one graphic showing r-18 percentages on pixiv and hypno was far and away the highest
>>59092503I don't get Pokefuckers obsession with foxes in particular.
>>59092549Yeah, hence Houndoom. Surprised Hypno and Tauros aren't here honestly.
>>59092503Why do they keep making plant waifus when they all underperform?
>>59092555It's a furfag thing, foxes and wolves are like edgier dogs or cats to them and 99% of furfags only care about mammals.
>>59092503Post a chart for straight porn and one for gay porn
>>59092545>>59092548paldeas is incredibly sexless outside of meowscarada, the only mons that got much of any porn are the sex cat and pre release revealed mons drawn for clout like the raidons. meowscarada alone has more porn than the entire rest of paldea combined, it's only natural the top 6 would have some weird niche picks in it with such a skew.
>>59092581I'm just kind of surprised it would beat out something like say Okidogi. It isn't super popular, but below fucking Farigiraf?
>only first partners without a sexy memberIt's over
>>59092573Most of the "straight" porn is of mostly male 'mons.
>>59092601>scares the furfags awaymost based starter trio confirmed
>>59092601>first partnersDon't ever say this again.
>>59092581Not even that, OP restricting the picks to one per evo line is the only reason Team Paldea has any variety at all since without that Sprigatito and Floragato would both have taken slots in the team
>only first partners without a member ruined by furries and dog-rapists It's begun
>>59092595anything you can't get and reasonably use during the main story automatically takes a huge hit. you'd think iron valiant would get at least something for being a new gardevoir but it's still not even at 200. hell, ogerpon is custom-built from the ground up to be a cute waifu mon and she's still got less than the giraffe with bedroom eyes because she was DLC and nobody cared by the time that came out.i have no idea about baramon popularity but i assume the same principle applies to okidogi.
>>59092601the current pokemon drawthread on /trash/ has infernape ass for its OP image
>>59092625All the furfags enter route 201 and immediately want to fuck Shinx and Buizel instead
>>59092545>>59092548it's always the eyes anons
>>59092565>furries only care about animals with furDid you see the name furry and expect sponges?
>>59092537>the fox girl with black stockings has more porn than a frog The source is having eyes anon
>>59092503>mightyena>noivern>farigirafSurpised by these
>>59092652I expect a few spongefuckers at least.
>>59092688farigiraf and noivern are scraping by due to lack of competition
>>59092697nah Noivern is a sex beastit's got the hips, the thighs, the tits and bats/dragons are both very popular among furries
>>59092690i dunno about sponges but when it comes to non-mammal aquatics i would fuck the shit out of mareanie
Besides being a dog or Eevee, it seems like Mustelids are up there>Typhlosion>Zangoose>Buizel>Weavile>Mienshao>Obstagoon
>>59092688>mightyenaAnything canine is inherently pornbait (yes hyenas are much closer to cats than dogs but hyenas basically larp as dogs, and cats are quite high on the pornified animal list anyway). Also the dark type invite itself for “non-con” stuff >noivernIt’s basically pic-related >farigirafThe eyes as this anon said,>>59092647 but also I’m guessing the head in head thing invites for more freaky stuff.
>>59092710mustelidfuckers are a loyal bunch, anyone into one of them is usually into all of themalso worth noting that Samurott is no slouch when it comes to porn and only just misses out on this list
>>59092723>inherently pornbaitNo, you people are just inherently ill
>>59092710Zangoose has his numbers hugely bumped up as well due to two separate Japanese fanart holidays based on a pun his name makes
>>59092503>all of the Johto pokemon are pretty self-explanatory >>FeraligatrScaly thing? Gay thing? Weird shipping thing?
>>59092545>>59092548Comptards who love it because it enforces speed control with Armor Tail, especially useful for Trick Room teams.
>>59092796if comp made pokemon get porn then lando would rival mlp in numbers
>>59092738Just stating what those people like? No need to shot the messanger. Even OP shows every Gen has at least one canid in the top 5 except Paldea which has a cat. Why they “like” dogs so much, who knows?
>>59092832it's funny that paldea is the one exception given that it went out of its way to add four fucking dog linesthough I have seen a lot of people say the raidons are "dog-coded"
>>59092503>Paldea so bad that reskinned girafarig made it it.The state of Pokemon.
>>59092545>>59092548>>59092688>>59093084
>>59092503You gonna provide a source on this data, OP? I'm getting the sense that you just made it up.
>>59093183it's just e6 tags lolpic is outdated but matches up
How the hell is Milotic not higher?
>>59092503From Hoenn onwards this is just a map of what cumbrained morons fantasize about the most.
>>59092787Urolagnia and coprophilia probably.
>>59092503I'm calling bullshit on this list if only for the lack of Chandelure alone
>>59093895*From Kanto onwardsit's literally what the list is anon
>>59094442Why and how would anyone fuck a candelabra?
>>59092519Sorry my paradoxical friend, Incineroar is on that list. Incineroar is the answer and will always be the answer.
>>59092503I am very very surprised that Arcanine surpasses Ninetales.
>>59092503alola, sinnoh and hoenn are stacked as fuck (sexually not competitively)paldea wouls win a battle rhough, also it pisses me off that the retarded ass bike legendaries are that high
>>59092503I am a boomer who didn't play the newer games.How bad must the newer gens' pokemon be if the James Bond lizard and the disco duck are ranked among the best? Are these tier lists even real?
>>59094642recent gens (8 and 9) have loads of ugly and meme mons, or shit that is cute in a way that can seldomly be twisted to be sexualif there wasn't a limit of 1 per line i'm pretty sure the meowscarada and cinderace lines would hog 3 spots in their respective gensit's shit taste in some cases though, it disappoints me that ogerpon and flutter mane don't make it to the top 6 on gen 9 and that alcremie and indeedee don't make it in gen 8
>>59094642You must have had lead poisoning, too, boomer, because you couldn't read the OP explaining this was about the number of porn entries each mon has.
>>59094667No idiot I just don't conform to fake vocabulary used by autistic freakazoids like you.The OP didn't "explain" anything either you illiterate retard, he just used a fake word.
Me? Grafaiai
>>59094670>porn is a fake word
>>59094814Evidently you are too stupid to read what the OP actually wrote.
>>59094642Don't know about the dancing duck but Inteleon is HUGE like that in japan. Lots of Inteleon art comes from there, including selfshipping and shipping it with other pokemon, because they think Inteleon is just that attractive.
At least we got 2 good gens before gardevoir murdered the entire franchise, sheesh.
>>59094816>>59092503
>>59094848Yes you are indeed an illiterate moron, anon.
>>59094827This just tells me japanese demographics are stuck in the past, and not nearly hip enough to recognize how cheesy and stupid a james bond lizard is.
>>59094873>OP says ver batim>>These are the 6 most popular pornmons for each region (one evo per line, no megas)>boomer is shocked that we're talking about pornmons>claims that the OP doesn't say porn
>>59094887I know this might come as a shock to an illiterate moron like yourself, but "pornmon" is not a word, and iterating the fake word "pornmon" is not equivalent to an explanation.Evidently underage autists like you are quite stupid, and well behind on your literacy. It's very concerning.
>>59094896nta but if you're too retarded to put 2 and 2 together or use context clues that's on you manwhat the fuck else could "pornmon" mean
>>59094896look anon if you can't immediately infer what pornmon is supposed to mean you have a single digit iq and it honestly impresses me that you are capable of using a computer at all
>>59094906Anon, it's not my problem you are stupid enough to use fake words and infer them as equivalent to an explanation.
>>59094896>My brain is so full of lead and has so many holes in it that, being on a pokemon discussion board, I read "pornmon" as literally ANYTHING other than "porn pokemon", and I believe I should not be called out for being a retard that cannot read the word "porn" inside that compound.
>>59094908Notice how you're now using the word "infer" after initially attempting to claim it was equivalent to an explanation >>59094667There is no need to project, my dear moron. It's very clear you're a complete idiot.
>>59094906A typo for "pokemon"?
>>59094912every word is made up, language is constantly evolving, be less of a caveman and use your brain
>>59094916You must be feeling really insecure to get this fired up over being correctly labeled an idiot.Next time just try not to equate a fake word to "explaining", my unintelligent little cretin.
>>59094912how is pornmon not immediately understood? Did you see it, say>I don't know what this means at first glance so I'm gonna skip itand then get angry when someone told you to read it again?
>>59094923>language is constantly evolvingThis is a phrase autistic idiots like yourself absolutely adore, because it provides an excuse for your abysmal reading and writing literacy :)
>>59094924>NOOOO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING UNLESS IT'S SPELLED OUT IN BABYTALK WAAAH WAAAHyeah the OP explained what the thread was about in plain english. Do you use that thing where windows automatically reads out webpages to you and it said it wrong or something?
>>59094925As >>59094919 suggested, it could easily be seen as a typo.The fact that your riled-up autistic brain is concocting such a fit over this tells me you are very insecure over your low intelligence. Once again, you shouldn't blame others for correctly labeling you retarded when you're actually stupid enough to think the OP "explained" that he was referring to pornography under the pretext of using a made-up word.
>>59094917i'm not that other anon i'm just jumping in to make fun of you because you are embarrasingly stupidand yes, the OP does explain it and you were simply too retarded to infer it
>>59094934>all-caps greentextYou're not being very discreet with your autism, my mentally ill friend. You should try to hide it a bit better :)Unfortunately morons like yourself are not the arbiters of what constitutes "plain english". Your english is clearly at a very low level :)
ITT: a boomer shat his pants and expects you to clean it up instead of shipping him off to a "retirement home".
well guys you heard him we have to stop saying shillmon, shitmon, metamon, digimon, waifumon and all the rest
>>59094940Nah you probably are. Same autistic turn of phrase, and you're doubling down on your mistake like the laughable little retard you are xD.
>>59094941>NOOOOOO STOP GREENTEXTING ME WAAAAH WAAAAHalso that's crazy you even understood what "greentext" meant considering it's also a "made-up" word!
>>59092503>More feralmons than anthromons Where's your fucking narrative at now?
>>59094946Or you could recognize poor articulation for what it is, and not be stupid enough to believe it constitutes an "explanation", my silly little autistic idiot.
>>59094951>Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
>>59094954oooohhhhh it's called greentext because the text is greeeen woah
>>59094954Anon, you're illiterate. I never expressed issue with abbreviation, only your sheer stupidity in attempting to equate it with "plan english" and a valid "explanation".Your repeated attempts to double down and samefag (yes, samefag) repeatedly only further highlight your debilitating autism and insecurity over your poor intelligence :(
>>59094958Using immediately understandable terminology is not "poor articulation" retard
>>59094964>oooohhhhh it's called pornmon because the mon is in poooorn woah
>>59094969>immediately understandableYour mistake is assuming people without autism are expected to immediately understand every fake word saturating your 4chan-derived vocabulary.Alas, there is no pleasing an insecure autistic idiot like you :)
Nothing funnier than watching an agitated autist dance for me, all because he made a series of literacy mistakes.
>>59094968That's not what "abbreviation" means.>"plan english">implying I'm samefagging when you can clearly see multiple posts within one minute
curious how everyone else understood what the thread was about despise this not being a term anyone uses
>>59094975
>>59094979Post timers mean nothing. Everyone knows autistic freakoids like you would get on your phone w/ mobile data to back yourself up in an argument. Problem for you is, you're too stupid and autistic to make the necessary adjustment to your writing prose. You're also too stupid to realize that 99.99% of people tend not care or get involved in these tit for tat internet fights.And you're so desperate you're electing to pick up on typos. You know you're beaten, and you're getting extremely frustrated. This is a good thing.
>>59094987You are genuinely schizophrenic lmao I think you need to go take your meds gramps
So fellas, what Pokemon do you wish was more of a pornmon than it currently is?
>>59094990Anon, you need to learn to take the L when you're clearly outmatched.Swallow your pride, accept you're not very smart and move on :)
>>59094996>boomers try not to act smug and pretentious when called out challenge (impossible)
Ah, the classic posting captioned meme images as a coping mechanism. Lost count of how many times I've seen autistic tardos resort to this when they're struggling in an argument.
>>59095014Tardos? What could that POSSIBLY mean? That's not in the dictionary! How am I supposed to understand this post if it uses a non-standard word???
>>59094993Liepard because it's basically canon
>>59092503>no alolan meowthSeriously? Wtf
>>59094993espathra is pretty sexy and i wish primarina had more gay femboy top porn
>anon skims through the OP and misreads pornmon as pokemon>goes on a 100+ reply tirade defending it with claims such as the term being too enigmatic or taking up the fight against “made-up” words themselvesI can kind of get it in genwars and such when admitting a mistake can be taken as a “win” for the other game and thus affect the course of public perception of said games, or whatever you terminally online faggots believe in.But here? You’re fighting over literally nothing so even that doesn’t make sense.
>>59095070alola is stacked as fuck, the fact thzt tapu lele, fini, nihilego, pheromosa and celesteela couldn't make it in says as muchi mean not even fucking tsareena could make it in and that's a blatant fetish mon
>tfw i have drawn roughly 200 pics of my favourite mon>only a couple of them are on e6>said mon has less than 800 total pics on the siteno I will not tell you which mon it is fuck you
>>59095097Tsareena and all the others you mentioned barely get any porn, furfags don't really care for them and the people that are into more humanoid designs are always just gonna stick with Gardevoir.Salazzle is also a blatant fetish mon and not human-like but it and all the others still get mogged by the Lycanrocs cause they're just generic androgynous dogs with a good/nice feral/anthro dichotomy
>>59095102point is that it has a lot of sexy designsalso it is extremely disappointing to me that zeraora and incineroar are that high when they are dogshit tier designs
>>59092503>no rayquaza>no garchomp>no mimikyu
>>59095099Post ur artist name
>>59095427y u goonin to mimikyu bro
>>59094993Roserade, i like shortstacks
>>59095099Is it on tbib?
>>59095454not him, but bondage
>>59092503Who would be able to counter Mewtu in Doubles? I can only think of defensive Mew and probably Lugia, even then you can't be sure in which it will Mega-Evolve. They'd hate to eat +2 Shadow Balls while retailiating with nothing.
>>59094993honestly i'd rather not have the pokemon i fap to becoming pornmonsmy tastes are niche and being a pornmon means a deluge of anthroshit because your average furry gooner can't handle anything that isn't a humanoid or a dog
>>59095884mewtwo gets shat on by both the raidons, they outspeed and ohko.
>>59092503i cant believe reshiram is more popular than zekrom... anyway gen 9 wins because both koraidon and miraidon are retardedly broken
>>59097077>reshiram is more popular than zekromyou don't see the schizo scat threads posted about it here every day?
>>59097169You mean that zoomer who saw an eceleb's video about JustinRPG and tried to force himself as the next big board schizo?
>>59097077Reshiram has always had more porn than zek by virtue of being furry and white
>>59092503>canon human male fucker Ogerpon isn't in the Paldea listlame
>>59092503victini is the hottest pokemon other people just dont understand his beauty and dont deserve to either
>>59092503>Snorlax>Chikorita>Fug>Arceus>Chandelure>Aegislash>Rowlet>Dragapult>Clodsire
>>59098710you goon to rowlet?
>>59098402mogged by jirachi i'm sorry to say
>>59098810i dont expect anyone to understand victinis perfection so believe what you want
>>59094983it's a pretty self explanatory term
>>59095025geg he didn't reply after thisbodied
