>>59092893
>previous general died at 34 replies
damn, it's really over

>>59092930
Sorry, too busy playing Slay the Spire 2 on top of being sick of this moveset change lock.

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LAWL

>>59092930
i'd say we had a good run but, uhh....

First year was fun at least

Has a F2P player ever won even a single thing from the "Prize Machine" I think I won a bronze emblem one time, but nothing worthwhile

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>>59093125
I got this one for free last year. If you do your 4 daily rolls everyday you'll get a +10 eventually.

>>59093125
I've gotten one of the battle notifications and I could have had a skin after getting a +10 but I forgot to check back in after the 12 hours because naturally I went to fucking sleep and wasn't thinking about the game after a snoozie why is that 12 hour recharge bullshit a thing

caressing her kissable creamies...

>page 9 already

>>59093125
A 10 point thing at best, yeah.

>>59093125
Not quite f2p, but you can get 10-12 point items quite reliably for 2 gems, using them to recharge right before the reset. This way you can roll 6 balls in a day, so reaching 10 or 12 isn't too unlikely.
I've been using this to get all the move recolor things and some other items.

>>59092893
Not putting Unite on PC was a fucking travesty.

>>59092893
i'm surprised people still play this trash

>>59095818
doesn't matter what platforms the game is on, it's soulless chinkshit transactionslop garbage
the only way to fix the game is to give it to a japanese company that will completely rework monetization and actually balance the game instead of shilling new mons

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>>59093044
>2 posts late
-100 ruppees have been debited from your account.

>>59092930
blame tencent for removing move choice and restricting pokemon unlocks to a set order.

kek and they can't even do the "pull out the bikini skins if dying" since its pokemon

her bikini is for my eyes only...

>>59096431
Have you seen some of the Glaceon skins? I honestly wouldn't be shocked if they pull out a bikini for some mons

it's been a long while since I last had to deal with comfey talonflame, this shit is beyond cancer

Champions will instantly EoS this shitty game lol.

>>59096793
It looks like they might be interested in that.

Specially given that Champions is a life service game as well with unlock methods similar to unite

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they killed the game i liked to play, extremely sad! i will not be moving to champions. call me when they take away 1 move mons, thanks

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stroking her soft shapelies...

Comfey was a mistake.

>>59092930
I was getting back into the game but the retarded new way of unlocking licenses + new Pokémon not having move choices pushed me away for good. Glad I didn't spend any money on the game at least, was tempted to a few times

my silken temptress...

creamulous depths...

>>59092893
>START DOING THIS

>be moltres
>press boosted
>it somehow fucking misses point blank
>die

>>59098970
If zacian wasn't so ridiculous until multiple nerfs later that finally exposes zacian one tricks as garbage players comfey is just decent at best
Comfey only looks op if a new mon that can 1v4/5 appears

my machamp taking 113k damage without a healer on the team calm down li'l bro

>>59101456
something is definitely wrong with the guy, he tried to 1v1 me all the time early game as machoke and actually somehow kind of succeeding despite me landing everything

ohhhhhhhh my fuckiiiing goood my team being allergic to any form of CC so the dragapult gets free value while my moves are cancelled every 2 seconds by all the shitty little sequential stuns on yours
idc that my team won that was miserable

nothing pisses me off more than people who win a teamfight or break a goal right beside an objective and decide "hmm no actually I don't want to take the free global exp and buff i think I want the enemy to snipe it and then snowball because they're now ahead of us in levels oh no how did we lose" fucking KILL YOURSELF

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>get to Legend
>can't find games anymore
Dead game...Maybe if they put a cool reward like a random blue tier holowear box for Legend 1300 the good/autistic players would stick around for a bit longer.

her creamulence is legendary...

>>59096431
They should've brought in Lopunny and made her so busted and easy that you could literally play with one hand.

>get to legends the first time very early in the season and just fuck around for the rest of it
>second legend season was fucking miserable and felt impossible to climb no matter what you do with so many people failing or barely making it
>this season pretty handily climb to legend while not even playing much cause of the moveset change bullshit
>from the looks of the thread everyone else did too
Something was really in the waters last season huh

>>59103446
It's the opposite for me, this season was so bad that at one point I dipped below 30% wr, and although now it's 55% it used to be 62% in the previous seasons so it's either timi's agents or I'm just past my prime

>>59093044
Lel

friday fertilization...

I don't know why but picking random garbage like dk clefable and rocks crustle seems to make opponents lose braincells and throw the game almost every time

>>59104444
just seeing glaceon sends me into an uncontrollable rage

>>59103446
I only just hit Masters this season, but I'm basically just doing solo mode unless my daily bird mission specifies I need to do ranked.

just seeing my girl sends me into an uncontrollable lust...

>season 32 you get medals in Legend
>season 33 you don't
>season 34 you do again
wtf, they can't make up their minds

wide hips...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvA0QckQ5a8
Watch the tournament!

>>59106147
kek fuck no

>>59106147
lmao I was watching it for a bit earlier and they kept pausing the matches for like a 10-20 min span. just embarrassing dude

There needs to be a quick message when you are lagging man. It's bullshit on how I can't tell my teammate that the reason we are losing is because of internet connection and I have no control over it.

>>59096793
hopefully
chink transactionslop garbage like this should have been shut down within a month, but pokefags are special kind of retarded raped kikeslave goycattle subhumans to continue supporting it to this day

Finally redeemed Moltres, see you guys in 2 weeks or when they drop Articuno

>we used to enjoy watching tournaments together and talking some shit
better times...

>>59106930
I wonder how tourney players feel about the moveset lock.

eeveefags are a blight

my girl's warm and inviting thighs...

I can't find a game. Everyone must be watching the tournament...

>>59109305
Good for you. I can find games... and these games made me derank 300 points.

>>59109305
haha y-yeah...

>>59109382
Just pick Greninja for free wins.

her supple squishiness...

I miss 2021-22 unite

Playing Comfey is so Abhorent and Infuriarting
why the fuk cant you basic attack while you are attached?

there should be a non attached mode for her.

sensual sunday squirts...

Are you guys actually still playing the game?
I uninstalled a month ago cuz I could only put up with so much bullshit.

>>59111171
I just play the bare minimum to get my daily bird missions cleared, and that's mainly in solo mode.

>>59111171
Yes, for now.

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Kingambit when?

>>59112008
Hopefully never

>>59111171
only for the daily rewards
i never play rank during Sunday and Monday in my timezone
thats the Global weekend

They should start putting ads if they want to make money
just make it so its not anoying and a pop up

>>59112008
After Wobbuffet and Jirachi

What awful decisions is Timi gonna do next?

>limited ranked battles
you are put on a cooldown at a certain amount of games played (pay to decrease the cooldown for more games) ~limited time increases urgency to play better, trolls can't perma queue, but you can't play that much if you want to grind ranked unless you pay
>limited amount of games on a mon per day
(pay to increase the limit)
~encouraging to play variety and stopping one tricks, and trying to increase sales of unite licenses
>you are put on a timer when you login per day
(pay to increase the time)
~incentivizes you to use your time wisely, or you can bring out your wallet
>your account gets deleted if you don't login after 90 days
~wants you to keep coming back
>the scoreboard is now shown in matches
~controversial change that doesn't make sense because that's what timi does
>ads being played after matches
~like >>59112178 said
>holowear gives slight stat boosts
~trying to increase holowear sales

~you ~are ~a ~homosexual

>>59112975
Comfey battle pass, with buffs, of course.
Ranked pick/bans limited to Legend, so everyone gets to play their favorites.
Crossregion matchmaking starting instantly, to improve your experience and make games faster and smoother.
10 gems per day in the subscription, to make it nice and round.
Rank protection cards start working in Masters, to improve the experience for dedicated players.
Fortnite collab, with special holowear for all to enjoy.

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just make a pokemon rivals and eos this shit at this point

my maiden's moisturous motion... on monday...

hmm today I will not play the game

I lost 4 in a row and deranked to Master.

>>59115915
we hope you continue to enjoy pokemon unite

>>59114041
ew

diggin' deeply...

just got deranked due to bad internet
i swear to god the rape of nananjing is justified.
i hope scummy chinks who made this game gets carpet bomb

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Jesus christ Charjabug Scuffle is fucking impossible.

tuesday tenderness...

Let's at least make it to 100 before we die from lack of interest.

>>59118598
Most good players reach Legend at the midpoint of the season and fuck off. There's no reason to play after that, other than a quick match for the free event Pokemon. And I'm sure most of us here are Legend players.

>>59118702
lol no I get too 500 and stop teammates and playing on the same map isn't fun

>>59118702
can confirm I have no motivation to play after hitting legend
I used to just fuck around with meme sets after hitting 1600 but the move selection bullshit just makes the game mentally draining, haven't even gotten my moltres yet just cause I hit legend first
I really don't give a shit about the new mons only having one set but I fucking hate going into a match with a set in mind and having forgotten to select it in the preparation phase and just feeling like a fucking jackass

tonguing her textures...

>>59118702
>>59118767
master 1600 > legend rank

I was willing to play more matches after hitting master 1600, just messing around with pokemon i dont usually play with. Now, I completely drop the game after hitting legend rank. The long queue times fucking sucks ass, and playing variety just doesn't hit the same. I like draft but it kills my motivation to go next and I end up not playing as much matches per session. 2/3 matches per hour just isn't it, I miss having 5/6 matches per hour

>>59118702
I already reached master 1600 during season 25-31, I don't even have the motivation to play until legend since all you need is just a 50% win rate and plenty of games

They should really just revamp the queue system.
>0-30 seconds
give you legend queue where the game gives you the players nearest to you in rank.
>31-60
standard anyone will do
>60+
You are gonna get Patel from India versus a sweat stack from Japan.

plap plap...

Why is TiMi/Tencent/TPC trying to kill the game?

the most caressable creamies...

>>59118702
I haven't touched the game since Zapdos came out lol.

day three of not playing the game

wednesday wetness...

passionate pulsations...

1 more week until it's officially over... all the pokemon fans who played unite will move over to champions. and the moba players will move to other shitty mobas

she and i will remain...

>>59123897
I hope you and your girl enjoy your dead game while everyone else jumps ship.

>reveal gen 2 starters polluting the game together
>game dies
hmmm noticing

we've been doing that for years...

>>59124799
I'm going to pollute your mother's vagina tonight

>>59123686
sadly unite girls models are more attractive than the ugly art style that is champions

her creaminess will never be surpassed...

dead thread lol

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>>59125820
Just smells like that.

the pinnacle of creamulousness...

>>59125820
Take be back to 2021....

slender shapeliness...

fluffy hair... fertile figure...

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Why so dead? Are you guys watching the electrode volleyball tourney?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTViZiRw6io

>>59129025
no one is watching this or cares

>>59129025
Dead cuz barely anyone's playing anymore.
I know I'm not.

Do you guys think Role-queue could save this game? & having pre-selected lanes before you queue into a match? I think that type of change might draw people back into this dying moba. Speedster goes jungle, Attacker/Defender goes bot lane, and All-rounder/Supporter goes top lane. It's organized and prevents less trolling. People complain about matchmaking a lot and well, I think it's time for this change. You'll have people knowing what they are playing/doing before they queue in, because it's messy as fuck right now.

Also, the jungle is only accessible to the jungler for the first 3 minutes. Prevents jungle stealing from laners. & bot/top laners are locked into their lanes for the first 3 minutes.

>>59129025
Busy playing Slay the Spire 2, but I still keep a tab for this thread up.

>>59129185
Hell no.

>>59129185
This is turboshit.

>+5 years of game
>Still only TWO Ground Pokemon in the roster

How?

just the right amount of shape...

>>59129025
Why would anyone watch this?

So apparently there's a bug where you can "select moveset 2" with the Kanto birds and it'll stop you from getting your level up moves, meaning you can play Discharge Zapdos for an entire game.
Not exactly a great idea but hey, you can do it.

>>59130142
Sounds funny, hope they don't fix it till tonight when I have time to play it.

>>59130142
Sadly, this seems to be Switch only.

slidin' it in on saturday...

>>59129908
it's for the mentally ill addicts that gave their life away for unite. they must consume every peice of unite content

Thinking of doing a spin-a-wheel challenge to Legend next season (I have all the licenses as well). This might be a bad idea lmao. But I think I'm going to separate the wheel into all the 5 roles so I can fill for my teams.

I'm thinking I get into Legend around 150-200 games, hopefully less

What time is the game most active usually? I'm tired of fighting bots in ranked. And by the look of things I guess I picked the absolute worst time to jump back on lol

>>59131955
evening hours your time (5pm-10pm), that's when people come back home from school/work and weekends (mostly all day except bedtime hours 11pm-10am). mid-season has a dip in players because everyone reaches their milestone for the season at this point. and right when a season is ending/starting you'll have more players queuing in for matches.

pokemon champions free me from this hell

>>59132403
Why do you guys keep saying that lol. Isn't champions just mainline battles? This was fun moba shenanigans despite all the bullshit too

grippy... clenchy...

>>59132460
Icefrog free me from this hell

>>59132460
we're saying this because we're pokemon fans and we need some other free2play slop to rot on. This one has been milked dry and there's no more dopamine hits to get out of it

milking me dry...

This general is just sad...

>>59132460
it's just the resident schizo

>>59132403
I don't have much faith in Champions either

>>59132460
>people who like pokémon like traditional pokémon battles
Never would have guessed that.

i'm pretty happy actually...

>>59133860
My point being that's never gonna save you from unite dying cause it's an entirely different game. Ofc we all like pokemon here, but unite is unite

fertilizing her eggs...

If Unite dies then so does my interest in this board.
Haven't bought a new Pokemon game in ages cuz they've all looked really bad.

>>59133860
I don't really think that's true or threads for people to battle in would be way more active, or even exist in the first place. /showderp/ is the closest we get and one of the few times /vp/ actually did battle threads they got fucking mogged by a professional wrestler using Honchkrow because barely anyone actually plays the game here.
Most pokemon fans don't play PvP at all and just enjoy the main campaigns, and I sincerely doubt the demographic between Champions and Unite is all that big.

juices oozing...

I see leafeon and gengar are still as bullshit as ever. What were they thinking

>>59135666
>What were they thinking
timi doesn't think, they only care about siphoning your wallet

>>59135666
>leafeon
gay

>gengar
based

Does anyone even enjoy the game anymore?

>>59136664
every new mon only has one move set now and are OP what fun is there and the matchmaking is still dogdshit since day 1

>>59136664
I would pick up the game right this second and play for 10 hours if they just reverted the moveset selection garbage

>>59137713
Maybe not 10 hours, but I'd certainly start playing it again.

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>>59096431
it's not that they can't pull it, it's that they already did it
but they made them easy to get, the fools

>>59136664
I do but I play like one game a week and just faceroll slowbro. I've played like 24 games in 2026 and haven't lost a single one. But even on switch 2 the damn menu is laggy as shit.

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They finally updated this thing. Moltres has 47.45% winrate.

>>59138239
greedent felt bugged when i played it

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why is this even allowed I'm in masters 400 wtf

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>The Eeveeslop blight will outlast Unote itself

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Just redownloaded the game, last time I played was when Buzzwole came out.
>read thread
Yikes, should I just delete it now? I’ve already noticed that my gold coin stockpile is useless now.

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>>59139935
Not quite useless, you can get some nice holowear.
But yeah, the game's at its all time low at the moment. Still fun for me, so I do play, but...

>>59139935
Leave and never look back.
Game is quite literally in the worst state it's ever been in and shows no signs of walking back all the horrible decisions the devs have made.

>>59140278
>shows no signs of walking back all the horrible decisions the devs have made
That reminds me, it's not the first time Timi's made decisions based on the opinions of veteran toddlers, so maybe they really are the majority and that's why Timi proritizes them over us and sees no issue with the recent changes

>>59139935
you're going to go into a match with your favourite pokemon, ready to use that good ol' reliable set you always won matches with only to realise nope fuck you actually they changed how moveset selection works and you have to set what moves you want before the match starts so actually you got the moves you don't really like as you trudge through 10 bot matches until the game finally decides you get to play with real people again

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>only now just realized that quitting out of Ranked Bot Matches still keeps the points you spent queueing into the match several seasons after this change was implemented

>queue for 15 minutes (resetting every 30 seconds)
>no games
I guess champions did kill us after all.

>>59142060
was literally just in a match for dailies and it took 3 seconds to queue kys

>>59142087
nta, i got the same experience as him, but i reset every min for almost 30 min sometimes. which is why i stopped playing recently

>>59096793
Champions is a train wreck so far

>>59142763
idk why they didn't delay it
>Not every pkm is available
>Clothing looks subpar compared to Unite
>Only one gimmick
>Low FPS
>Animations are not flashy
>Membership scam
>Nerf status
>Few soundtracks

Unite sama forgive me for betraying you for 1hr....
Champions is so dogshit

>>59142763
Its honestly baffling how bad it is like god damn

Any known Eeveelution buffs??? I really need to know!

>>59143302
Wrong thread, oops

>>59143163
What are you gonna do once this game officially goes EoS?

>>59143934
and stay gone...

>>59096793
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were intentionally trying to kill this game to make room for champions.
The recent updates have made playing this game absolutely miserable

>>59145641
Champions isn't much better

>>59145262
my creamy girl isn't going anywhere, she's always with me

This feels so dead. I guess it's a good time to farm solo mode...

>>59149579
TiMi/Tencent/TPC have been trying their damndest to kill the game for ages.
Looks like they've finally succeeded.

creaming in her crevices...

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I started playing ths two weeks ago.
130 battles, License Journey #14, Battle Pass level 26, 67% win rate
Leafeon Main (Pikachu -> Umbreon -> Sylveon -> Leafeon)

Should I stop playing? I always wanted Leafeon and I have it now. (Had to grind Solo to unlock License #12)

>>59151623
If you still find the game fun then yeah, keep going.
If it ever stops being fun feel free to put it down.

>>59151649
It feels like a chore. I don't play MOBAs or "serious" video games on my phone (this is my first!). The game takes way too long to start, promotions up the wazoo, menus lag every single time and there's just one kind of game. Finding players takes way too long and there are SO MANY MENUS. I want something that I can load on a whim, play, and exit.

>>59151652
Then put the game down.
2021-2022 was the best time to get into Unite as they hadn't gone full chinky jew mode yet and people were still generally happy with the game cuz it was actually fun, balance issues aside.
Hell, I'd say anytime before December of last year, which is when they removed Aeos Coins (free, easily grindable currency to buy mons with), would've been an okay time to jump in.
But now, nah. Don't bother.
Nearly every decision the devs have made since December has only made the game worse in some way, with the aforementioned removal of Aeos Coins, the restriction of no longer being able to pick your level up moves mid-match, and every new mon starting with Zapdos having only one moveset instead of two being the real death blows to the game that drove most players away.
Even if they do walk all that shit back I think the damage is done and those players will never return.
So yeah, just drop it.
Play something you'll actually like.

>>59145676
I got a feeling Champions will be in the same state this shit game is in in a few years, ILCA is just as bad as Timi

>>59151861
ngl champions is already in a worse state than this game
at least unite is its own game, champions is just a worse version of the already existing games with bugs out the wazoo no content and nothing to do

>>59151849
I'm a lil addicted but I don't really like playing it. I'll uninstall it. Thank you for telling me about its decline, leave it to shitendo to never do anything good.

>>59151869
Don't forget all the shit they cut out, the game is an unfinished mesd

>>59152168
Mess*

>afk mimikyu
>afk buzzwole
>backcapper inteleon
>reddit bush cinderace
even the game itself is telling me to turn it off

>>59154221
Articuno tomorrow and new season with new patch next week. This game will be so alive very soon.

my seductress of shapely smoothness...

>>59154332
Unless that patch entails letting us grind Aeos Coins again, letting us pick our moves mid-match again, and giving the new mons the usual two movesets instead of one, I could not care less what happens.

>>59155089
Am I the only one who's not bothered by not being able to pick your moves mid match, I admit it's annoying when it happens during a blind pick match but aside from that I don't really care.

Things that would make me hopeful for this game would be the reinstatement of aeos coins, and introducing 3rd movesets to older mons(gives them a reason why pre locking movesets is a good thing)

>>59155150
Heck why not even go full retard with the movesets, give us a Greninja with his 2 dash moves, Delphox with fire spin and dash, double scaling latias/latios.

Do a dota2 and kick the hornet's nest once in while.

Haven't played Unite yet, but someone on /v/ said that Eeveelution players are generally "free wins" to play against (because they care more about displaying their favorite). How true is this?
They claimed that if Eevee were playable in Smash Bros, it'd be the same thing lol

>>59155673
any shillmon has brainless players. but you'll find a lot of bad players on unite regardless of what pokemon they're playing

>>59155673
>/v/ said that Eeveelution players are generally "free wins" to play against (because they care more about displaying their favorite).
Yes this is true for me. I know my eveelutions kinda suck but that's the pokemon I like.

>>59151849
I played a lil more and I hate it

>>59155089
Why are you in the thread

Unlocking free mons takes the same time or less than before

But I guess your favourite streamer told you to go play champions instead so see you

>>59155673
It's true that Eeveefags are the most braindead beings on the planet that will make you question what is even real, but here's the catch. Eevees themselves ARE the free win.
They're built from the ground up to be so ridiculously easy to use, low risk and high reward just to coddle the kinds of players who use them. It does not take more than 1 brain cell to press the Icicle Shard button on Glaceon to watch your enemy lose 90% of their health for DARING to appear on your screen, all while you run away to safety because your move is a guaranteed auto targetting hit that keeps firing while you can still move and you have a free "I'm actually invincible and invisible now fuck you" ability every engage the moment anybody dares to try and poke or dive you.
Eevees are like the "pocket Cloud"s of this game - except if Cloud started with Limit, his specials were the size of his Smash 4 NAir, he had the best recovery in the game and you gave him witch time

>>59156803
That's just stupid. Eevees aren't OP. Try winning a match with Umbreon or Leafeon. They're support. I get instakilled all the time and I like Leafeon.

>>59157598
and there it is the one eevee that requires a modicum of skill always filters the eeveefag

>>59157867
Teach me how to use it, sensei. I go with leaf blade and double dash. I use goal-getter and run around the arena, picking up coins and yoinking points and running away.

>>59157929
Doing literally everything wrong, kek.

>>59158026
TELL ME WHY

doing her right...

she's my apex creamosaurus...

>>59158026
ANSWER ME

saturday squirtin'

Clefable needs a buff
Buzzwole needs a nerf

>>59160966
Clefable needs a buff cock

>>59157929
>I use goal-getter and run around the arena, picking up coins and yoinking points and running away.

>>59161565
It's literally just like that "Check what out? I'm a speedster! If I go there, I die!!"
And if he meant Solar Blade, no move synergies either, kek.

>>59157929
>goal getter
LMAO
You wanna use something like Full Heal to avoid stuns or Eject Button for more mobility.
Go after low health targets, or flank their squishy attackers and burst them down in like two seconds.
Dash away if you don't get the kill.

>>59161723
I got the name wrong. It's Razor Leaf and Aerial Ace.
>>59161806
I have scored goals that I wouldn't have otherwise, sometimes during final stretch, too.
Full Heal only matters if you get attacked. Eject button is kinda moot when I already have two dashes.
I rarely, if ever get a kill. I have two attacks: leaf throw-and-retrieve and the regular attack. Neither does much damage. The second slot has double dash (aerial ace).
Held items: Charging Charm (24), Shell Bell (27), Attack Weight (18)
(wasted a ton of upgrade points on Leftovers, Assault Vest and Muscle Band)

My ID is YYELN8

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>>59161948
recent game

>550 masters
>still get non draft because I get pair with ultra players???
I never reached legend rank, but is it even worth it?

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>>59162038
Another

>>59161948
>Held items: Shell Bell (27)
>(wasted a ton of upgrade points on Leftovers, Assault Vest and Muscle Band)
This can't be real. This has to be bait.

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imagine having a 33% winrate holy kek
1 of these wins is from a freebie bot match btw

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>>59162038
>>59162113
>two matches where somebody else clearly carries your ass by having the most damage, KOs, score and probably objective presence while you beat your head against an empty goal
What is this supposed to prove, exactly? You've just admitted you have zero impact on the game. That first one is especially bad, I'd be livid if I was that Azumarill especially when both enemy teams have three squishes that are ripe for a Speedster's taking.

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>>59162118
I upgraded Attack Weight to 30 with some "upgrade to level 30" item that I have three of.
Not bait btw.
>>59162132
Yeah it's bad. I get KO'd instantly, which is why I run around trying to score quietly.
>>59162146
I am not a gamer (I am a zoom zoom though) so I don't know how to play well. And I don't know which pokemon are squishies. I score often, and once I score during final stretch, I guard the remaining goal(s). It's way too risky to try and score again. I time my final goal so that it's right at the edge of Final Strech and then I usually get killed and man the goals.

>>59161948
>shell bell
Did you even read what that does?
Also drop the defensive items, Speedsters are so squishy they'll die to a light breeze no matter what you put on them.
Speedsters are about getting in while the enemy is engaged with their team, doing big damage, then getting the fuck out before they get killed.
Ideally by getting behind the squishies to kill them.
Focus on damage items like Attack Weight and Scope Lens.
Also Leftovers and Ass Vest are very niche, bordering on flat-out bad.
>>59162038
>>59162113
>>59162132
Are you just not attacking people or something?
There's no way a Leafeon should be getting that few kills, especially when the enemy has a Beamasaur or Owl that can't do anything once they get jumped on.

Can someone tell me why do some of the bots solo mode hard can just fucking heal themselves with a poiton?

>eeveefag roasting
w-we are alive...

>>59162221
if there's one thing that I will always be ready to do it's shit on Eeveefaggots

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>>59162173
>shell bell on attacker
nigger what are u doing?

>>59162187
I picked Shell Bell because it recovers a minimum of 80 HP. That's major, right?
I understand what you're saying, I need to bonk and run. Is that really the role of a speedster in the game?
Is charging charm bad? I move around a lot and it charges quickly. I can upgrade scope lens to lvl30 with an item. Should I do that? I don't really use the basic attack.
I use Leftovers because it increases HP while I flee.
> Are you just not attacking people or something?
No, I don't. When the game starts I quickly reach level 4 and then I start hopping around goals.
Beamasaurs are dangerous. They KO me in one attack. Movement is so fucking sluggish in this game that I pretty much die if my dash isn't charged. (ping is ~30ms)
I get KO'd by pikachu. I actually get KO'd by almost every pokemon. Can't recall my last one-on-one kill. I don't think I have one.
>>59162228
>>59162221
Should I move to Espeon? I just unlocked it.
I used to play Umbreon, that was fun. Disable an entire goal.
Sylveon had decent power and had damage in an area (although you couldn't change the direction)
Espeon felt really OP in the training area.

>>59162221
Well, it's rare for us to get new blood in the first place, much less someone who has literally zero idea how anything works on even a baseline level.
Them being an Eeveefag is just icing on the cake.
It's at least somewhat entertaining.
>>59162279
Okay, so the whole "scoring while avoiding everyone" thing?
Stop that.
That's, like, the complete opposite of what you're supposed to be doing.
Everyone will fucking hate you if you keep doing it.
You need to kill enemies (or at the very least get them to such low health that they'll back of to return to their base) to create space so make other tasks like taking objectives and --->>>scoring<<<--- that much easier.
>Is that really the role of a speedster in the game?
Yes.
Speedsters are the hit-and-run archetype.
Their main thing is killing squishy attackers and weakened targets.
They often attack from the side or behind the enemy to take out their backline, then run until their moves are off cooldown to do it again to the next enemy.
Don't attack from head-on, that'll just get you killed.
Instead you should attack from an angle they won't see you coming from, and even better if you just saw them use a move so you know they won't have it for when you jump in.
Also wait for your Defender to go in first and get everyone's attention, THEN you should start trying to pick people off.
Speedsters generally want to be in center lane so they can get overleveled and do more damage, but because Leafeon is an Eevee it can do well in lane since it evolves so early.
Take advantage of that when you can before everyone else comes online.

Also please read which items affect which stats, and also which attacking stat your mon uses.

her creamulousness is of the highest caliber...

>>59162390
Wow, thank you. That's actually helpful.
I have no idea how to look up stats.
https://game8.co/games/Pokemon-UNITE/archives/414584
Is this website any good?

mfw it's a veteran larping as a newfag to drum up some activity

>>59162279
>I picked Shell Bell because it recovers a minimum of 80 HP. That's major, right?
that's less damage than the single weakest attack in the entire game

>>59162510
This is a much better resource for looking up a mon's stats, moves, items, everything.
https://unite-db.com
Everything's organized and easy to find.
It's also in the OP, btw.

>>59162521
I was drawn in because of an advertisement, unironically. It was on the app store and I figured it'd be something like the pokemon I played on desmume as a kid. But it's 3d, even better. Then I got hooked.
>>59162541
Fair. I don't understand the scaling in the game. What is the point of +10 or +30 attack, anyway? It's so tiny. And the emblems and stuff as well. And somehow speed is in numbers as well?
>>59162557
I'm literally blind (not really). Thanks!

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>>59162609
>What is the point of +10 or +30 attack, anyway?

>>59162609
To add to what others have said, make sure to read UniteDB's FAQ section as it has a lot of info not mentioned in-game
>What is the point of +10 or +30 attack, anyway? It's so tiny.
Depends on how well your moves scale regarding your attack stats. Solar Blade as seen in the screenshot above my post scales extremely well at 320%, for example, meaning you'd want to increase attack as much as possible on Leafeon
This is opposed to something like Pikachu with poor sp. atk scaling, whose damage isn't affected as much by not running damage items

>>59162685
>>59162622
That's very helpful, but this increasingly feels like a chore. Is this info somewhere in the game as well? How was I supposed to figure this out without this arcane website?

>doing articuno dailies
>first ranked match
>team flips while we have massive lead, stage control and the enemy has a sniper
ahhhh classic

I just want to play my favorite gen 2 starters....then I can be at peace.

>>59162696
>Is this info somewhere in the game as well?
No.
How was I supposed to figure this out without this arcane website?
lol

>>59162696
Potentially scaring little kids away is precisely why they didn't put all this in the game, or at least this would be my guess
This is a Pokemon game after all

>>59162720
>>59162717
That's... disappointing. I think I'll just uninstall the game. I don't want to make spreadsheets.
Thank you all for your help. I'm very sorry if I wasted your time, I know I've wasted mine.

kek

aieee i actually have to put in effort and learn to play a pvp game aaaiaiiieeee

>spreadsheets for fucking unite
Interesting.

eeveefags will forever be a blight

>>59162745
Our best hope is that after EoS someone makes a hack...

>>59162745
Even without all the extra info the game is very easy to figure out.
The more you'll play it (while actually thinking, mind you) the more'll you'll learn what and what not to do.
I mean, IF you actually find the game fun.

>>59162816
Looking up stats and min-maxing the same repetitive game is not my idea of fun. I thought I was doing something horribly wrong but it turns out everyone else was playing a different game all along. This game has ~6 minutes of effective gameplay for 6+ minutes of waiting. It felt like a chore before I was told about stat tables.
Still, thank you. You were really patient with me.
My idea of a good game is Hades, or Plants vs Zombies. I know big explosion = more damage. Or that double peashooter is better than peashooter. But in pokemon there are arcane values and truly horrible gameplay mechanics ("let's slow players down! That's SUPER FUN" "let's make 20+ hours of time investment mandatory").
Hell even Rimworld is simpler.
>>59162812
That's ways away.
>>59162804
I couldn't name over 30 pokemon but I know Eevee is the best. It has the coolest evolutions. And they're all aesthetic.
>>59162794
Feels like that
>>59162774
It's a video game why would I put effort into it? It's supposed to be easy and relaxing.

man this bitchmade nigga yaps a lot

>>59162899
Well you're brand new, I can't fault you -too- much for doing dumb shit.
It's how I imagine a lot of players in Unite are and why they're so bad at the game: they don't know where to look to get advice to not be braindead.
But yeah, if you don't find it fun then feel free to put the game down.
Game's honestly kind of in a really bad state right now anyway.
>It's a video game why would I put effort into it? It's supposed to be easy and relaxing.
Some people actually like a challenge and overcoming difficulties, often in trying to outplay and out-think another human.
That's fun for them.
Fun for you seems to be very casual easy-mode stuff.
Nothing wrong with that.

Anyways.
Take care, bruddah.

>>59162899
a game having stats or formulas isn't fucking minmaxxing bro you're just dogshit and looking for reasons to cope
eeveefaggots truly are all insipid, vapid wastes of space

>pick a mon
>get into match
>learn you haven't played it since the moveset changes and get the complete wrong set
pyro ball is such a terrible move for an ADC gollee I have never fed my brains out like that before

>eeveefags are still a blight
>my radiant female is still the light
all is right...

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so when did the fall of this game start
feels like since mid 2024 was the last time I played the game seriously by wanting to climb higher in master when seasons were still single digit.
Guess whenever glaceon got the first maid skin is when I not only finally broke out the wallet for her but also quit the game after a few weeks
wtf happened with coins and getting new pokemon now, is the "runes" system in the coins still complete rng or is it still cancer to get them all

>>59163303
Funny, as a mage fighting a good pyro/feint Cinder is the most annoying thing.

>>59163695
>so when did the fall of this game start
When Espeon released and was the first "Gems-only for a week" mon that they put out, testing the waters how much they could get away with before moving onto bigger acts of greed.
It's been downhill ever since.

>>59164702
was espeon really the first one that started the trend of first week pay money only to get early access to the pokemon? that sounds like a good start when shit started going down hill though, busted pokemon on released. Didn't help they'd release nearly every pokemon like that obscenely OP then after the week is up they'd do a patch to nerf them

>>59164723
Yeah, it was.
The trick being that it was actually kinda weak when it first came out, just so TiMi could have people claim that it wasn't pay2win like the later gems-only mons eventually became, basically downplaying the trend when it started.
Eevees will forever be a blight.

>>59164702
>>59164723
>>59164744
A lot of the early p2w mons were really weak actually, Scizor was infamously the worst release a mon has ever had (unless you count launch Wiggly but even that's debatable) and although Dodrio and Mew were inarguably OP they completely filtered the paypiggies who can't play the game so you had stuff like Dodrio going sub 45% during p2w week only to immediately jump up to like 54% winrate the moment everyone else got access to it.
Scizor specifically had to be the turning point where it was so weak that it hurt their sales because everything past that (minus Dragapult who was balanced and Comfey who was ass) has been completely overtuned.

>>59165031
back when I played it felt like for every 10 new pokemon released 2 maybe at worst 3 was terrible. I still get nightmares to blastoise release back then

>>59163695
>is the "runes" system in the coins still complete rng or is it still cancer to get them all
Yes.

Honestly since they aren't even allowed in competitive, I think they should just remove the emblem system entirely.

>>59165695
I NEED my yellow emblems for exp. share float stone volttacklechu

slow strokin' on sunday...

deader than a doornail...

the smoothness of my female...

>>59163695
For me, it was the moment they made the 1600 sticker ''skill-based'' in season 24.
People who play the game for fun usually stop playing after that point so they made it much harder to get.
The playerbase got a lot more sweatier as a result. People started buying OP mon with gems day 1 to abuse them. Duos and Trios everywhere.
Off-meta variety basically died from that point and picks became flavour of the month.
In the game of Pokemon Unite, what is the point of winning?
You're just going to get stomped next match anyway.

It doesn't matter that stickers are given out for cheap nowadays, I will never forgive them.

>>59168082
People like you are the reason why I'm never taking off my season 25 -31 sticker.

>>59168082
How much do you enjoy the "one move set" only restriction? It was done for players like you in mind.

>>59163695
for me, it was season 2
they fixed none of the problems and instead introduced new ones after the feedback from season 1

>>59168082
"""skill-based""" I wish, you can still force your way into getting these things by just playing enough games. I wish the game actually had proper elo and matchmaking to filter out people like you from deluding yourself into thinking that these things actually matter when a fucking Comfey bot probably climbs higher than you.

>>59169036
EOMM has killed ELO pretty universally.

I know that feeling.
You guys really, really loved this game.
I'm just glad I got a year of my life back.
though I miss it too, sometimes.
...well, keep at it then. To the bitter end.

This game died so hard ever since they released Meowscarada

>have to solo lane because counter jungler against mons I can't do anything against so I don't get to play early
>for the majority of the game the enemy is hard targetting me/wasting all their resources in panic so while I get amazing value for my team and they can clean up I still don't get to do anything
>finally fug time
>slowbro united for no reason
>don't even get to score at the very end because I have less points than teammates but would still break the goal so I give them right of way
ha ha I sure do love a win by doing nothing episode

my girl and i UNITE to fug all night...

How are the legendary birds?
Haven't played since February.

>>59170802
Zapdos: good. A bit on the OP side even after the nerfs. A real menace boith in early and late. The instant goal effect on the ult is funny, but rarely game deciding.
Moltres: meh. If it gets healing it can be dangerous, but it's pretty kiteable and boring overall. The only real thing it has going for it is the ult, but Cinderace does that better.
Articuno: IDK so far, haven't got it yet.
Looks underwhelming on its own, but together with a Suicune things can get pretty ugly. Its ult lets you grief your own team lol.

>enemy has pawmot, meowth and greninja
>we have a clefable
>literally all of them should just get shut down instantly the moment it pops gravity
>instead clefable spends the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME just running away from them instead of using the funny "fuck you" button which also means we're getting no heals because it leaves us to die from a trio of assholes who just teleport around you with two of them microstunning you every milisecond
jesus fucking christ I haven't been this tilted at the game in years what a useless piece of shit

>>59168191
S25, S31 and... which one? You only have 3 slots on your profile.

>>59168229
>>59169036
I love the update lmao. It killed the game and I'm still not going to play it.
After catering to you faggots for several seasons with the Kyogre and Groudon meta they finally realised how much of a mistake that was.
You deserve this for sucking on Timi's dick this long. Get fucked.

the creamiest kissables...

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Dates for the gen 2 starters

>>59172326
i'd date typhlosion

the highest level of creamulosity...

>>59172326
1 moveset = 0 hype

my female girl woman...

Patch
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/23624

>>59173740
no moveset fix i sleep

>>59173740
Oh fuck, they buffed my main. I hate this. Was doing fine, now OP chasers will be stealing it from me and later it'll get overnerfed.

>>59173740
finally some night slash buffs, but zera's wild charge really does not need any more damage
also
>Fixed an issue where Zacian's Unite Move, Sovereign Sword, allowed the aiming direction to be manually selected.
lol

...of soft creamy shape...

havent played since darkrai came out
they really got rid of coins and force you to unlock mons in a specific order, crazy
glad i pretty much had all the mons i liked before left
btw, doesnt it seem like playing charizard is useless now? if his megas are just his 2 movesets but better, why would you play og charizard?

>>59174280
>why would you play og charizard?
That's the neat part, you don't.

Well, regular Charizard is still there if they ban the mega versions, I guess.

>>59173740
Welcome Snorlax, the new(old)[new] Blastoise.

>>59174280
I still prefer running the OG for that third item slot, especially when running into a team with high healing so I can slap Curse on freely.
It also lets you run the physical moves without being CC cucked in your unite but I always prefer the kiting set.

>>59173740
It's been like 3 years since Duraludon/Falinks buffs. Let's buff Clefable and Snorlax instead lol. I bet they'll give them new holowears soon.

>>59174280
What the fuck? I have only been playing intermittently and I never check for anything because I got my mons, but you genuinely cannot just unlock a Pokémon anymore? Did they want this shit to die?

>>59175227
You can unlock Pokemon, but now you unlock them in the order they were added to the game and every 10 or so you get to pick who you get next
yes it's ass if you aren't somebody who consistently played long enough to unlock everything already