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Can you imagine wild packs of this Pokemon?
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>>59093063
pokemon are monsters not animals
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>>59093063
yeah and they would all be punching each other
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it would be like a mosh pit at warped tour, with less emos

now im imagining a pack of wild hitmonchans stumbling into a hardcore festival and learning how to windmill
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>>59093077
What's a monster
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>>59093063
Not all animals live in packs tho
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No. But I can imagine individual wild Hitmonchan in the mountains, punching boulders and getting into territory fights with each other.
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>>59093063
Not full packs, but definitely smaller groups meeting up for sparring.
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Humanoids are ok if they fall into ogre, troll, or goblin territory which many fighting types do

Fur suit mascots though don't work
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>>59093230
A wide range of fictional non-human creatures.
Cyclops? Monster.
Harpy? Monster.
Medusa? Monster.
Dracula? Monster.
Beholder from D&D? Monster.
Xenomorph from Alien? Monster.
Slime from Dragon Quest? Monster.
Alduin from Skyrim? Monster.
Greymon from Digimon? Monster.
Suezo from Monster Rancher? Monster.
Hitmonchan? Monster.
Nidoking? Monster.
Incineroar? That's right, a fucking monster.

All it needs to do is not be a normal animal or a human.

>>59093859
Werewolves are monsters whether you like it or not, and they meet that definition to a tee.
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>>59093878
Werewolves are feral beasts, that falls into ogre territory
Much different than a cat doing complex sleight of hand tricks
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>>59093063
Yes. Imagination is limitless.
>>59093878
Holy based
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>>59093890
No, they're a manifestation of the worst parts of human men, that's the entire point, they're a cautionary tale about uninhibited desires. Also, they are LITERALLY JUST HUMANS WHO GROW FUR AND DOG BITS.

>Much different than a cat doing complex sleight of hand tricks
Guess what fuckass, D&D has cats that do complex sleight of hand tricks, they're called Rakshasa and they're a type of INHERENTLY MAGICAL fiend that looks like a tiger furry with its hands on backwards. It's a MONSTER in the MONSTER MANUAL. If that shit qualifies, Meowscarada qualifies, and you can take your arbitrary bullshit and shove it up your gaping anus you colossal cock-sucking, cum-guzzling, dick-riding faggot.
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>>59093902
Nah, that doesn't sound right
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>>59093063
Yeah.
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>>59093063
No, just in the same way that snow leopards and other animals live alone
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>>59093878
Cartoony anthropomorphic animals are not the same as something like a Minotaur that ate people in a maze. Bugs Bunny and Incineroar are not monsters
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>>59093878
All fictional animals. Try again.
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Cookie Monster is a monster
As is Elmo and others
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>>59093989
Dracula?
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>>59093998
Fictional Dracula is barely the same guy as Vlad the Impaler.
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>>59093878
It does annoy when this board forgets shit like Dracula and Frankenstein are monsters. Do they fit in Pokemon? A different conversation, but it's annoying when they criticize other franchises for having them as monsters.
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>>59093878
There is a distinction between aliens and monsters, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQq12lDl0Kk

... does that mean Clefa, Clefairy, Clefable and Deoxys aren't Pokemon?
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>>59094022
That doesn't answer the question
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Of course a better way to put it is if you could imagine the pokemon sitting at a table doing taxes it's a bad design

Lapras, slowking, and oranguru having human level intelligence makes them exceptions that prove the rule
At the end of the day its mannerisms more than design in most cases
Incinerators problem is the pro wrestling poses more than being a man shaped tiger
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>>59093960
Incineroar is absolutely a monster. How could anyone dispute this
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>>59093063
Imagine? I experience it every time I go out at night
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>>59093063
No, but I can imagine Obama tulpas of him
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>>59093859
I can more easily imagine animal-like creatures living in packs than trolls doe
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>>59093063
Hitmonchans are real
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>>59093063
Not a pack but a solitary individual you find on a certain kind of day. Kind of like how there's only "one" Sasquatch
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>>59093859
>>59093890
>>59093902
>>59093960
>>59093989
>>59094022
>>59094032
I think you're all being really pedantic over what is and isn't a monster. For all intents and purposes every Pokemon officially introduced in this franchise IS a "pocket monster".
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>>59093960
>It's cartoony
Anon, whether you like it or not, both of these creatures are monsters
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>>59093063
human savages hunt in packs, why not hitmons?
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>>59093960
Yes they fucking are! A minotaur is literally an anthropomorphic animal. It's a furry. The fucking greeks were NOTORIOUSLY into that shit. FUCKING ZEUS WOULD RAPE HUMAN WOMEN AS AN ANIMAL, HOW IS THAT NOT FURRY?!

Bugs Bunny and INcenroar are in fact monsters by definition. Also, >>59094548 .

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>>59093989
Well you're drooling 60 IQ retards, so your opinions are null and void and you should be crushed under the wheel of a Ford F150 you brainless yakubian ape.

>>59094032
If you think the Xenomorph and the Yautja are not monsters, you are a fucking retard.
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>>59093063
I know this thread devolved into pointless and endless "what is a monster" debate but Hitmochan doesn't exist in the wild. At least it didn't until they went full retard with open world and put Pokemon where it doesn't make sense for them to be. Even in FRLG Hitmonchan was classified in the pokedex as an "Urban" Pokemon, meaning it only exists where humans exist. When Pokemon went open world it stopped making sense.
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>>59094548
It matters here when the game is about catching them
They need to be more like dogs than people so it doesn't become slavery
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Oh sweet a Hitmonchan thr-
>everyone tearing each other's throats out because the word "monster" has a vague meaning
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>>59093063
Seems like the type of Pokémon that would lower real estate value if they lived in your area.
The type of Pokémon you try to avoid and wish they weren’t around.
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>a lover AND a fighter
why is hitmonchan so based?
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>dracula: monster
Human with pointy teeth and afraid of sun isn’t a fucking Pokemon. But no wonder people defending Incineroar can’t tell the difference. Cosplay sluts like you find in Digimon has no place in Pokemon.
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Not a knock on the picture, but I think it gets the point across of people's problems with current design philosophy

They're peers in universe, but one looks like a companion while the other looks like a PC
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>>59095743
With all of the Charizard shilling, he may as well be the main character.
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>>59095687
Is this real
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>>59093878
But the worst of them all? Man.
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>>59095262
>When Pokemon went open world it stopped making sense.
I wouldn't put the blame solely on Open World but instead look towards the inflated regional dexes from Gen 6 onwards as the start of throwing every mon and the kitchen sink in a region
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>>59095743
Starters are and should be treated under a different lens compared to every other pokemon, as they are the big reps of an entire region. The first guys set the standard of the first pokemon you choose to be your awesome beast-like best friends. Which is why I have such a distaste with Galar's starters and the rest of its dex. The Gorilla shouldn't be the least human-looking starter pokemon.
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>>59096831
You lost btw
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>>59095687
good thing that wasn't a machamp
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>>59095743
My monster companion
and charizard
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>only one person knows the screencap >>59094244
man, what happened to this board?
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>>59093063
No, and that's why you literally couldn't find it in the wild, it was a monster only given out at the Fighting Dojo.



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