Who is your Pokéwaifu, /vp/?
kys sharty
>>59103181I also have her to thank for getting me to like Torkoal. I had no opinion on him before but her making me try him made me realize he's pretty koal.
>>59103191Eunice is Discord not ShartyDelcattyschizo is ShartyLearn your namefag lore
Been Caitlin since 2011. I know she debuted in Platinum but she wasn't a treasure then.Hope she shows up in a future Pokemon game, if only to see how much her hair has grown.
>>59103275knowing nufreak they'd give her a buzzcut if she appeared again
The Pokecentre Nurses. I know when no-one else has my back, she does.
>>59103283If anything, Lebanne (who I'm not claiming) gave me hope due to her extremely long braid.
>>59103289they did nothing with korrina though even though they could've had her with her hair down or something. would've been so peak
Iris
My wife
>>59103181The hide thread button.
>>59103841Based
>>59103181Rui if she counts.
I know, generic as fuck. But I have a thing for crazies and girlfailures, and she meets both criteria.The porn is just a plus.
>>59104319I’m not really into girlfailures but I have a thing for quirky girls obsessed with the occult
I dunno about waifu, but the best pokegirl for anal fisting is Lusamine and it isn't close
>>59103841I can't believe you're cheating on Hide Thread with Get Captcha, Next, & Post, anon, you're such a button slut
>>59103181This is my wife
>>59103181Candice
>>59104527Sorry Chud, Unless you are Mohn (which she literally went mad because he disappeared which means she still loves him) i doubt Lusamine would want anything to do with you
>>59103260>Delcattyschizo is Shartyreally?
>>59104614Never trust anyone's "lore" on modern gayop seething troon cuckchan where every boogeyman is used hourly by serpentine children throwing pebbles at eachother
Then. Now. Forever.
>>59104537SeeThat actually makes it better, and is part of why nobody else comes close.There's something special about fisting someone who kinda doesn't want anything to do with you in the first place, because of the unwelcome memories that will plague her for the rest of her life.Every time she takes dick that isn't as big as my forearm, she'll think of me and hate it.That's part of the fantasy. And it being anal fisting makes this even better, because the feelings of disgust are going to be layered, and those memories may even extend to every time she takes a big shit.Fisting is always better if it is draped in a bit of hatesex and dubious consent, and is always better on someone bitchy and shallow, who you can enjoy shadenfreude over. Just like. At a basic level. It has to be at least appealing that the person you're fisting, is almost assuredly going to have explosive diarrhea later. And not in the "please shit on me mommy" sort of way, the "this person has been uncomfortable all day, is glued to their house because they keep needing to go shart, and has started showering instead of wiping because they have wiped their ass raw already" sort of way.
>>59103181How can you not get one look at this cutie and not instantly fall in love?
>>59105230By not being a pedophile
>>59105230My negative opinion of Lillie precludes everything else about her. She's a bad person.
>>59103260>Learn your namefag loreGayest post I've ever seen
>>59103181
>>59105332Is that what being a straight male is called these days? Sad world we live in.>>59105414She is sweetest kindest girl you could hope to meet. Any negative connotations you have associated with her are unfounded.
Skyla
>>59105873Too bad she didn’t show up i z-a
>>59105873The fuck you mean “fanart”?
Ace trainer from gen 5 and Lass trainer from gen 8.
my beloved artist
>>59105724Straight males don't lust after 10 years old, stop watching porn
>>59104535CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
>>59107282>Straight males aren't attracted to females, also I don't know the difference between a drawing and a real person because I'm a jewish plant
>>59107475>B-but it's just a drawing guiseA drawing depicting what specifically? And why are you fapping your micropenis to it?
>>59105724>She is sweetest kindest girl you could hope to meet. Any negative connotations you have associated with her are unfounded.She's an entitled cunt that nonstop dumps her problems at other people's feet. She makes zero effort to improve beyond saying she will and never doing it, expects people to clean her messes, and has genuinely zero comprehension that anyone might tell her to fuck off after the third or fourth time she does this. She sucks agency out of a room, the only thing anyone has time for is saving her from the problems she continuously, intentionally, and repeatedly sticks herself into. She never tries to improve on this until the weight of responsibility is entirely gone, and then runs from the fact that she has no further excuse to not. She is the sort of person who says "we" which really means you when it's time to do something, and her when its time to benefit. She's every bit the parasite she was dressed as. She has EXACTLY the same fundamental personality flaws as her mother, and learns nothing. She's not sweet or kind, she's expecting to be able to use you, so doesn't want to burn bridges. It's strategic and performative at best, and transactional at worst. I'll always make the comparison to Bianca. Bianca is pretty useless too, and her mouth writes a lot of checks her ass can't cash, but she always at least tries. Bianca is a person who often needs help, but never demands or expects it. She intends to be self reliant, even if she struggles to achieve it. Lillie recoils at the idea of anything of the sort, and refuses to take any sort of responsibility until it was already over. Lillie is a vile human being. Again, she's more like her mother than she's not.
>>59107467ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
>>59104832How many weeks after you were born did your father leave to get the milk?
>>59108420Kek
>>59108420Actually I have a super good relationship with my dad. Better than literally anyone else I know.
>>59105230Too hot and too submissive and dependent, would not be a nice relationship unless the anon that marries her is super nice and kind
>>59108420WWWWWW
>>59103260>namefagthey aren’t namefags, newfag
