Caught Pokerus from a hooker, they're calling me a Bug Maniac

I blaziken a fent laced oddish and used splash because that shit had me floppin on the floor.

I caught Arceus in a pokeball instead of a Masterball. Just to throw shade at him on who the real OG is.

Put ice in the center console of my bitch’s 2011 Honda Odyssey and called in an anonymous tip to feds, call that setting Stealth Rock.

THE DIGLETS ARE BACK AAAAAAAAAAA

smoking some Pecha Berry-scented Bellossom pubes

I shidded on the floor at the mall and some lady slipped on it
I call that Muddy Water

Getting head from a bruxish now I'm sleeping with the fishes

tied the opp to the back of a Cyclizar and dragged him around Mesagoza for 24 hours
motherfucker looked like Sea Mauville after we was done with him

Combusken? You see this shit, Tonay? I don't see no Combusken, that's just a cock and balls right there

I got possessed by a Nihilego and slaughtered an entire family

I had a poo and it like, really stinks like really really bad

The opp tried to step into my turf. I left him looking like a shuckle: full of holes and my snake inside them. Woke up from the haze 15 hours later and picked up my daughter from trainer school. This shit ain't nothing to me man.

call me a pokemon breeder cause my bitch built like deoxys

Dracula Flow is legendary

Took the shit that zombified Paras and woke up in Ultra Space

This has to be the single most unfunny thread to hit /vp/ since the birth of the Vaporeon copypasta.

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well, it is now that you've posted

>>59107650
Cope

quiver dance has me terrified but faints to one hydro pump, call that pussy a volcarona

I laced his shit with so much Vivillon Powder they reported a Blacephalon sighting.

grimer colony showed up in my basement and i had them gone by midnight. no pecha, no antidote, no metal coat on my onix. this shit ain't nothing to me man.

I had that Zapdos fuckin' squawking on the rooftop of Brass Tower.

You can only find the formulas for the shit I take inscribed in Unown. Took too much and next thing I know they're spreading rumours 'bout a Slaking.

>>59105563
Chugged a PP Up instead of Soda Pop, now I can Pound forty two times in a row before it becomes a Struggle.

Had her take a Power Herb so she could get to Bouncing faster.

>>59108117
kek

i once hit so much zaza on the shores of cinnabar i thought saw this weird fuckin' demon. smoked it 'til it had so many holes it looked like it tried to fuck a qwilfish.

>>59105563
Is it really shiny hunting when black bitches fall for any white weirdo?

That fucker Giratina still owes me 3000 pokedollars. I've been waiting for that sweet Full Restore on his dime since he went into hiding.

>>59105563
It's been 4 hours now I gotta call the number on the back of the pp up.

>>59108389
It's pretty hard if you ain't got the charm

>>59108414
Oh you.