uhhhh what were they thinking when they signed off on this?
"we love pokemon sex"
>>59105748
>>59105748Cute butts!!! ^_^
>>59105758>miraculos
>>59105748Coomer Franchise
>>59105760and feets!!! butts and feets!!!
And here I was thinking it was going to be about how fucking lazy the recolor is. Fucking coomers, all of you.
>>59106023You don't have to be furry gooner to recognize what is attractive or not.
>>59106027Anon…
>>59106031Yes?
>>59105758>opponent is
>>59105748Pokémon is a Jewish media, created to make children zoophiles, gay and autistic and it worked flawlessly on Japanese and Americans because they aren't Muslims, but idol worshippers.
>>59105748Mew's caboose was all they could think of
>>59106615Ate your parents related, like before they were married?
>>59106023Even if it was, it would be derailed into a discussion about her buttocks because that discussion would just be dumb.
>>59106615I only want fuck pokegirls, not the pokemon themselveswell, maybe I would a female gardevoir... but that's the only exception!
>>59105748animal anus is considered kawaii in japanfamous pokemon public figure and promoter shoko-tan has rimmer her cats, especially her favorite female cat who has passed awayother japanese women on youtube and twitter have also sucked on cat faces and cat paws, others did it with otters tooneedless to say what women are doing with dogs worldwide
>>59107351>animal anus is considered kawaii in japanI know this isn't /pol/ so I can't be lacist but WTF
>>59105748TPCi has known their audience for a long time.
>>59107360( x )they did a plushie line of buttsthey made that corgie galar dogmon because corgies have a heart shaped butt furthey avoid nipples on males yet bother drawing a comical x on animal butts in several anime and mangas for a laugh, they have a poop and fart interactive themed park because haha poopsie and fartsies XD just like in my ancient japanese chronicles illustrations
>>59107252
>>59105748>Players have first awakening because of Pokemon>Become life-long fans of the franchise>Profit
>>59106016When it is about Mew my eyes always snap to its feet first, it is automatic. I don't get the same reaction for similar like Raichu's and if you ask me why all I can do is shrug.I know paws have always been considered cute but I want to slap my brain anyways.
>>59105883lol
>>59107366sexy dog
>>5910575850 hp is pretty rough, I don't see who's gonna run this in their deck
>>59107366THEY KNOW
>>59105748“We want the gooner audience”
Come to find out, most well adjusted people do not want to fuck the embryo cat thing and thus do not find this image to be sexual. Real shocker.
>>59105748>>59105758Someone draw Broly Culo with this.
>>59107376Did you know that Pikachu Libre is a girl?
>>59105748literally looks like someone airbrush-censored a cleft of venus like massive fucking puffy vulva
reminder that ryoto is a kemono/furry and that 99% of people who make art are degens
>>59110826And that's why it's so good.
on the digimon end, don't look at phoenixmon x antibody card art
>>59111185holy
>>59110826Do they have a Twitter or profile anywhere? Now I'm interested...
>>59110826Really? How could you tell?
>>59110826Furry is...le bad!Woah! A time traveler from 2008?!? LONGCAT FTW XD LMAO #YOLOSWAG
>>59111762people have never stopped hating furries doofus
>>59111762nobody said it was bad
>>59110826>>59111426Nvm found it https://x.com/ovopack
>>59105748there's a shiny version?
>>59111816Itzzzzzz le epiN krAyy krAyy doofis - were u born under my watershed or sumethin XDDD!!!!
>>59105748The reaction to the teraleak made it clear that a lot of people want to have sex with their Pokémon. They’re just appealing to that market, although I’m sure many who work for GF/TPC were already on the same page. Everybody wins
>>59107402One set of desert cultists is the same.Dont Care.
>>59105758>>59105748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_9VMaX61nI
>>59105758Ass too fat
>>59110809Like this vaporeon card art.
>>59109118Using Charizards 200 attack nuke but for two energy and no energy cost loss.That's who
>>59113036SEX
>>59113366Male.
>>59113367SEEEEEEEEX
>>59113367even better
>>59113036Can someone un-airbrush the massive puffy vulva?
>>59111798it's performative at this point. just another form of virtue signalling.
>>59113367thankfully i am blessed with not caring
>>59113036>>59113366>>59113969Here you go Anon, I fixed the card for youhttps://files.catbox.moe/0j2xju.PNG
Mewass
>>59113368agreed
>>59107366>>59113036Quite literally the hottest Eeveelution and not just because of the unfunny meme
>>59114981Based, thank you
>>59113036Best part about this card is how you can clearly see it’s there if you slightly mess with the brightness/contrast
>>59115467What did they mean by this?
>>59113036>>59115537Am I blind because I don’t see much of a difference
>>59115586You can just barely see a faint line on the crotch that runs parallel to the crease on her thigh. Of course the artist is not going to make this noticeable, but it’s safe to assume the original illustration had vaporeon showing off her goods. As anon said earlier, it was likely airbrush-censored for release.
>>59114981Unless you where looking for it you could actually play this as a proxy card they would never know.
>>59115714But why tho?Why make a lewd Pokémon card art that no one will ever see?
>>59105748i NEED a puffy vulva edit of this
>>59115886Anon already delivered >>59114981
>>59115892um bro i replied to the mew ass shot not the vaporeon pussy peekthat's good but it's not what i asked for
>>59115898Shi my b didn’t c that
>>59115884Because Japanese artists are some of the horniest people alive. A good example is Naoki Saito, who drew a bunch of character pinups that could be considered semi-official. If the vapussy was intentional, I can almost guarantee you the real deal is stashed in a personal collection.
>>59116100>I can almost guarantee you the real deal is stashed in a personal collection.Imagine gooning to that. Would be like heaven.
>>59116148Arceus herself couldn’t pull me away from that folder
>>59116354>anon chooses uncensored pokemon cards over REAL Arcussytoo far gone
>>59115714dick around enough and you can see the lips. Horny jap did more than just draw a line. His version is the full package.
>>59116538damn, based. it's such a pretty picture for a lewd piece too, kinda wish there was more in that vein.
>>59115234isn't Espeon a turboslut design though?
>>59116634Vaporeon, Espeon, and Glaceon
>>59116634>turboslutThat's the opposite of hot.
>>59116753based
>>59107351>>59107360>>59107379>so brainrotted from endless gooning on /vp/ he thinks animal butts and poop jokes must be some kind of fetishshiggydiggy
>>59105748Normal people don't look at the back of a pokemon and think " I need to stick my penis in that".
>>59117039Why
>>59117039True, Normal Type pokemon prefer to stick their face in and give that ass a good ol' Odor Sleuth
>>59113036wtf, this is an incredibly erotic drawing
