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Anonymous

Epitome of newgen posers. 03/29/26(Sun)19:43:09 No.59112012

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Epitome of newgen posers. Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)19:43:09 No.59112012 Archived

>Hurrr hey look guyys i'm cute, ain't i so recking cute? All the redditors are saying i'm the cutest thing ever surely you think i am super duper mega fucking goober cute- ACK!
I'm straight up having silly-fatigue, this shit is just the apex of cute-bait slop gamefreak has shitted in the last years. Just some bland goofy looking pomeranian dog forcing the generic "good-boy" personality 24/7, like you visually see it is trying too hard to appeal to get some "awwnn"s. The only hope there is is if this thing turns into an actual cool quadruped that's somehow not an Arcanine wannabe. If not it will just be the love child of reddittrannies and "i lOvE gOoFy dEsIgNs" losers.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)04:45:46 No.59113259

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)04:45:46 No.59113259

>>59112012
Rent free

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)04:57:29 No.59113279

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)04:57:29 No.59113279

this lil nigga finna stand up

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)06:57:08 No.59113405

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)06:57:08 No.59113405

imagine being upset over a pomeranian in the game but being okay with a fucking ice cream with googly eyes slapped on. kys op

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)07:00:12 No.59113409

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)07:00:12 No.59113409

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>>59113405
imagine being mad about a funny little ice cream lmao

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)07:03:19 No.59113415

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)07:03:19 No.59113415

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>>59112012

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)07:08:09 No.59113421

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)07:08:09 No.59113421

>>59113405
Ice cream guy is cute.
That thing is ugly as sin. And not even in a "cool" way.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)11:37:35 No.59113910

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)11:37:35 No.59113910

>>59112012
Show me on the doll where that's directly harmful to you personally

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)11:52:44 No.59113945

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)11:52:44 No.59113945

>>59112012
This started with Wooper in Gen 2
The venn diagram of wooperfags and gooberfags is a circle

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)11:59:40 No.59113961

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)11:59:40 No.59113961

>>59112012
This thing is going to be Piplup 3.0

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)12:29:22 No.59114035

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)12:29:22 No.59114035

>>59113405
I never even mentioned Lil Vani here anon, take your schizopills.
>>59113961
Just to confirm, who exactly is Piplup 2.0?

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)13:38:32 No.59114181

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)13:38:32 No.59114181

>>59113961
that's rowlet

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)14:30:57 No.59114301

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)14:30:57 No.59114301

>>59114035
>still follows the games enough to be upset by a gen 10 puppymon
>doesn't understand how that's tacit acceptance of a literal bag of trash or an ice cream cone with crudely attached wacky eyes
the absolute state of modern poketards

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:17:17 No.59115195

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:17:17 No.59115195

>>59112012
Redditors LOVE breathing air. Just thought you should know.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:59:09 No.59115350

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:59:09 No.59115350

>>59114035
>who exactly is Piplup 2.0?
Either oshawott or rowlet

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:03:49 No.59115366

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:03:49 No.59115366

>>59113945
we've had goobermons since gen 1
slowpoke and psyduck immediately come to mind

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:08:10 No.59115385

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:08:10 No.59115385

>>59113961
We need a fire starter first form shill to complete the trio, Piplup, Pombon, Rowlet