/vp/ - Reminder that this creature right here can read yo - Pokémon

Anonymous

03/31/26(Tue)14:24:07 No.59117841

File: 1749020006473.jpg (1 MB, 1343x1900)

1 MB JPG

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:24:07 No.59117841 Archived

Reminder that this creature right here can read you deepest inner thoughts

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:25:49 No.59117843

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:25:49 No.59117843

He would respect my privacy, even though I don't respect his.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:26:39 No.59117844

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:26:39 No.59117844

not from the box, get back in there you living dex fodder

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:52:43 No.59117905

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:52:43 No.59117905

>>59117841
yes, and if he wasn't okay with my stream of consciousness being nothing but "i want to fuck him i want to fuck him i want to fuck him i want to fuck him" then he wouldn't be here.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:55:02 No.59117918

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:55:02 No.59117918

File: 5f5f57730c05419dc7261c40c(...).png (2.76 MB, 4000x4000)

2.76 MB PNG

>>59117841

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:58:39 No.59117931

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:58:39 No.59117931

>>59117841
What would he think of me when he realizes all I have are perverted thoughts about him?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)17:25:01 No.59118290

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)17:25:01 No.59118290

>>59117841
>plap plap plap plap plap plap
>Can humans get pokemon pregnant?
>plap plap plap plap plap plap
>fuck it we will find out in a few days.
>plap plap plap plap plap plap

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:02:32 No.59118531

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:02:32 No.59118531

I feel like most people don't even realize the whole point of Gardevoir's red horn is that it's supposed to be a physical manifestation of its heart (not the thing that pumps blood, I mean the metaphysical seat of human emotion)

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:11:05 No.59118553

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:11:05 No.59118553

>>59118531
cool story bro

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:12:27 No.59118558

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:12:27 No.59118558

>>59118531
I hope she doesn't sense me wanting to crush and snort the physical manifestation of her heart.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:26:19 No.59118592

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:26:19 No.59118592

>>59118290
Is Gardevoir still in the Muk egg group or has she/them been retconned into Human-like

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:29:03 No.59118597

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:29:03 No.59118597

>>59118592
Pretty sure he's in both now.
Game Freak caved to the coomers.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:31:58 No.59118603

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:31:58 No.59118603

>>59118597
Based game freak

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:47:46 No.59118636

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:47:46 No.59118636

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (36 KB, 1280x720)

36 KB JPG

>>59117841
>this creature right here can read you deepest inner thoughts

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)20:13:17 No.59118701

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)20:13:17 No.59118701

>>59117841
That's one of the most romantic things he can do for his master.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)20:57:35 No.59118804

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)20:57:35 No.59118804

If she can read my thoughts and chooses to stay with me, it's obvious she's either cool with them, or desires even more. That's why Pokemon, especially psychics are awesome. They can consent.