I feel bad for honest, non-gooner Vaporeon fans. Can't even mention her to others without someone bringing up le funny copypasta or thinking that you want to fuck her.

>>59119944
I'm normal vaporeon fan, I mention it and I dont give a shit, vaporeon cool af

I do goon to her in privacy

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>>59119944
What, no pity for Lopunny fans?

>>59119944
It would probably help if you didn't refer to it as her, furfag

>>59119997
Based

>>59119944
> honest, non-gooner Vaporeon fans
those have never existed, just like fans of starmie before it got fixed with a mega. no amount of revisionism will ever change that

>>59120608
isn’t Starmie one of the most stereotypical compfag mons

>>59120188
All Lopunny fans goon to the design at least occasionally, there's no benefit of the doubt

>>59121386
I can’t deny lol

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>>59121386
No shit bro

>>59120608
This is so incorrect. Starmie was comp in gen 1. Heck, even Vaporeon was decent. It was no Starmie as far as good water-types go. On a casual playthrough, I wouldn't bother going for Starmie and would use Vaporeon as my Eeveelution. It comes up at the perfect time for Giovanni 1. I'd only grab Jolteon if I picked Squirtle, but you usually want Bulbasaur for a Kanto playthrough anyway. I've never seen anything about Vaporeon as sexy. It has a fin, where would you put it in?

>>59120590
It's possible to see certain Pokémon as male or female and not find them physically attractive.

>>59121628
Yeah. But calling a Pokémon that is mostly male "she" by default is kind of weird.

>>59120701
not for, like, 15 years.

>>59120701
>>59121452
>m-muh comp
Proto-rillaboom moment

>>59121639
So it'd be weird to call Primarina a "she"? Let's be real, now; outdated game mechanics cannot be taken as strict canon.

>>59121827
Yes.
Primarina and his fanboys are fags.

>>59121628
You can see all humans as women too, that doesn't matter to reality though. it/they pronouns work perfectly fine for species.

>>59121864
What about biologically female fans? You can't rule them out.

>>59122756
Trannyrina doesn't have any biologically female fans.

>>59120608
>those have never existed
Vaporeon has been my favourite Pokemon since before I ever knew what masturbation was.

>>59119944
What's funny is if you talk to pokemon fans who arent terminally plugged into the internet meme-o-sphere (i.e. the typical pokemon go user or anyone who thinks pokemon cards are an "investment") Vaporeon is among the least fuckable of the eeveelutions, just above Jolteon.

>>59119944
as a "gooner" i still hate it
>>59123484
>Vaporeon is among the least fuckable
literally how did you come to this conclusion

>>59124297
>how did you come to this conclusion
Primarily by introducing the Vaporeon meme to normies, whose reaction is usually "not sylveon or umbreon?"

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>>59123484
>if you talk to pokemon fans who arent terminally plugged in
>about fucking pokemon

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>>59124349
why would normies want to fuck umbreon?

>>59124455
women want him

>>59124455
Cute with big eyes and visible pupils (more expressive than other Eeveelutions), sleek and attractive shape, clean well-kept fur, bold rings on body grab attention.

>>59124788
cute =/= sexo
cat = attractive shape??
don't get me wrong, I'm a pokephile myself but I'm talking about normies here

>>59124817
>cute = sexo
Yes.
>cat = attractive shape
Not 100% feline but yes. Wouldn't be as appealing if Umbreon was like, a mean feral-looking bat or something.
>talking about normies here
Personality is a factor too. It can be seem as a cool, stoic, brooding Pokémon or as an emo goth girl, etc.

>>59120701
>>59121758
Starmie was a comp staple from Gens 1 - 5. It got powercrept by Greninja in Gen 6, but Greninja got banned in Gen 6 OU so Starmie stayed relevant. It wasn't until Gen 7 where Starmie fell off for good.

>>59121768
Yes, Starmie was a versatile GOD of competitive Pokemon for most of its history. Both its Rapid Spin Support and Offensive sets were viable. Starmie wasn't super great offensively, but just the fact that it could and would run offensive sets meant that the standard answer to Starmie - switching in a frail Ghost type to spin-block it - wasn't always a solid answer.

>>59124932
How was Starmie in official formats?

vaporeon is my favorite pokemon and i am a gooner myself, we all are
my problem is the monkey brain retards whose only opinion is the copy pasta or "i know what you are"
especailly those attention starved faggots on instagram who seek out anything related to vaporeon just to post a joker gif in the comments

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>>59125328
>attention starved faggots on instagram
4chan too

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>>59125323
of course I know what I am, I literally said I would marry a Scolipede. keep up retard

>>59125339
scoliopede wasnt mentioned before in this entire thread

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>>59125328
>"Yep"
>looks at chansey's phone
>POSE FOR THE FANS!

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>>59119944
Gooning to Vaporeon is a meme. Everyone knows the real gooners prefer Glaceon.

>>59124946
For gen 1-4 those were the official formats lol. Starmie was good long before doubles was adopted as the main way to play by VGC

>>59125388
He said it in his head anon!

>>59125501
True! She is elegant and I want to mess that up. Would use her hair as handlebars. Can't do that with Vaporeon.

>>59125501
>>59125823
Stop being horny degenerates. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.

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>>59120608
fuck off
i will never not be mad about the mega they did my nigga starmie so dirty

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>>59125501
This is officially acknowledged

>>59119944
>her