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>male has sex with a Gardevoir
>Gardevoir pops out a Ralts with slight human characteristics
>woman has sex with a Gallade
>gives birth to a baby with slight Ralts characteristics
>do this with thousands of different pairs of Male/Gardevoirs and Women/Gallade
>all the resulting children have kids with each other
>end with Gardevoir that are 99% human
>???
>profit
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>>59122394
>He think humans can breed with Pokemon and have babies
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>>59122423
They moved her to the human-like egg group
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>>59122429
>Human-like means its a human
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>>59122429
Are humans in the human-like egg group?
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>>59122439
No, field.
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>>59122423
They canonically can but the resulting offspring will always be a pokemon
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>>59122439
Not that anon but they are human-like
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>>59122439
Is it ever stated in the games that humans give birth instead of laying eggs?
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>>59122423
Didn't that sort of stuff happen in Pokémon's mythic era? Instead of Zeus, you had Zapdos doing kinky stuff.
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>>59122394
schizo posting are we ?
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>>59122585
this, fuck off with your gayass hybrid shit
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>>59122394
>male has sex with a Gardevoir
It should of been me
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>>59122742
No but since humans age instead of evolving it's safe to assume there's a different mechanic
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>>59122423
Humans can breed with Pokemon.
But not Gardevoir.
Humanity is Field/Water 1
Enjoy trying with Lopunny.
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>>59124441
>Enjoy trying with Lopunny.
I will.
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>>59122585
so having sex with Pokemon makes you a cuckhold since the resulting offspring are 100% Pokemon and 0% human.
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>>59124441
>Water 1
You are only saying this because there is some shitmon in that egg group you want to fuck.
Anyways it makes more sense for humanity to transcend egg groups.
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>>59124453
>Octillery
>Lapras
And that’s how you know.
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>>59124444
nice quads
>>59124445
that word doesn't work like you think it does
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>>59124797
Both
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>>59124797
right ezez. I grew up with this shit, I don't get how you're supposed to get left, they're all ugly



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