This adult man with fucking clothes in is a pet, and so is his brother. You can own them. These men with clothes.
>>59124397They clearly aren't human
>>59124400Height discrimination isn't cool, bro. Even manlets are still people.
>>59124397They are gremloids
>>59124397least ugly unovamon btw
>>59124397>put monkey in a suit>"Its people!"
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>>59124423Who says this?
>>59124397This adult man with fucking clothes in is a pet. You can own him. This man with clothes.
>>59124417Bert and Ernie are cute, yes.
>>59124397The Hitmons got sōyed with the baby form and silly third member so we needed new ones to fill the void
>>59124443The belt is real but the black part is a marking.
Built for human lasses
>>59124464>CinderFLOP
>>59124397They're snakemen wearing their shed skin held together by vines blackened with sweat. Burt and Ernie are the good counterparts to Scrafty's hoodrat lizard wearing its shed skin.
>>59124397I love Throh
>>59124464He cute
>>59124443We are friends
Gen 5 introduced too many gruff big moustached and burly men type pokemon and I hated all of them. But then I remember machamp existed, this shit is how it always was wasn't it.
>>59124464thicc arms smol hands
>>59124397I remember they first showed Throh in a trailer for the dress up contest thing in BW. They had a mask on it, and I thought that the fucking gi was part of a costume too.I was shocked when nope, that's literally the design.
>>59124397just like the good old days
>>59124397Im not a fan of a lot of Gen 5 mons but Pokemon have always worn clothes. Are you forgetting about Machamp and Jynx?
>>59124397Actually, the dougi is part of their skin; their only real clothing consists of the belts they make themselves. If you look closely, you'll see there are no sleeves or openings in their "clothing"—it's just their black and white skin that creates the illusion of clothing.This was confirmed during the pre-production of Detective Pikachu. These Pokémon were discarded because the animators didn't know how their skin worked.To use a real-world example, it's like penguins that appear to be wearing tuxedos, but it's just the color pattern of their skin. For us as players, they're monsters based on martial artists, but in the Pokémon world, humans were inspired by this "fauna" to create martial arts schools and uniforms.
>>59125117I fucking hate this shrinking Pokemon tier delusion. What was wrong with them just having Leavanny knit clothes for them?
>>59125124Don't get mad at me, I'm just pointing out a fact: Pokémon don't wear clothes. At most, they have a couple of accessories; their bodies simply look like clothes from our perspective.
>>59125117>>59125133The oddest part is that these Pokemon do wear clothes, but only belts. And Machamp's belt has even less explanation, aside from "do not take it off his muscles WILL explode".
Nigger Jynx is wearing a dress and Hitmonchan has a skirt what are you on about
machoke and machamp are still the most human pokemon if they were relased today People would lose their minds
>>59125124>>59125156Don't overthink it; it's a very Japanese thing. Many of their monsters pretend to have clothes, but it's really their naked bodies.
>>59125170It reminds me of vampires who use illusions to appear human in clothes, but when the effect wears off you can see that it's really a monster and the cape is actually its wings.
>>59124464>>59124397I've liked both of these at different points in time, but Cinderace feels far more humanoid to me, though I couldn't tell you what exactly makes me feel that way. I would be way more comfortable owning a Sawk as opposed to a Cinderace.
i wish they had their horns like beta design, sugimori is retarded removed them because the genies, we have 3 dogs cats fish ducks in 1 same generation
>>59125210And lose those Unova Street references? Naaaah
He's caked up officially
>>59124397They really are monsters when you look at them enough. Other humanoid pokemon seem like they have an animal that is at least somewhat similar to them. Machop looks lizard-like, Alakazam is cat-like, Medicham could concievably have a primate-like ancestor. But these two? Those mouths. Those weird 3 toes. All of their blocky geometric lines on their bodies. They don't look like they came from anything resembling a mammal, bird, or reptile. Just odd. Even with "realistic" fan artists that try to find that turn pokemon to be more animal-like, such as Gengar into bats or Vanniluxe into spiders, I legitamately have no idea what these would be. They're almost to the level of Ultra Beasts like Celesteela and Stakataka. I think I love them now.
>>59125260Proboscis monkeys
>>59125170>Don't overthink itNigger european myth just has the monsters steal clothes from humans if anyone is overthinking it it's the japanese
Hot take: Sawk is cool.
