>The Pokemon Company wants to make Zorro (from the The Curse of Capistrano you weeb) themed Pokemon>Gives musketeer mask>Includes Zorro's flower theme>Even makes the gender balance 87.5% male>Fucks up and makes the caplet specifically cover the pectoralsOH SHIT>Cum-brained pokemon gooners go wild>IMAGINE WHATS UNDERNEATH>Start drawing Meowscarada with massive tits that push against the capletHonestly, they should have expected it
>>59129313it's a doronjo reference
>>59129318Only the mask is remotely similar. Also makes no sense with the flower theme and the lopsidedly male gender distribution
>>59129313>Fucks up and makes the caplet specifically cover the pectoralsIt wasn’t a fuck up, pedo freak intentionally did that to groom the impressionable little kids Pokémon is made for to rape their pets
Doesn't help that the made this thing female in every official media, there's no male one so everyone sees it as female
imagine being this butthurt over Meowscarada
>>59129313Meowscashitta
>>59129329>pedo freak>very adult looking pokemonwhat did he mean by this?
>muh gender ratiosAs evidenced by Primarina, it's clear that certain Pokémon are designed with specific genders in mind.
>>59129350Jeez gender ratio really means nothingCan't believe Primarina is 87.5% maleI guess it's in part because the first stage is kinda boyish, and they can't trans the line once it becomes super feminine looking
Maybe they shouldn't have made its hips wider than its shoulders or give it thigh-highs, then, retard.
>>59129313If they didn't want me to fuck it, they shouldn't have made it so smugEven the canon sprite is fuckbait
>>59129313>he still thinks "B-BUT IT'S 87.5% MALE" mattersHow many times do we have to say "archaic tradition that won't be abandoned because tradition is one of the most important values in Japanese culture" before you understand this?Liko's Meowscarada is female, and the Mightiest Meowscarada from Scarlet & Violet's Mightiest Starter Raids is female. That alone should tell you what they think of this mon IN SPITE of the tradition.
>>59129369Yeah OP didn't mention the fact that ALL STARTER POKEMON HAVE THIS GENDER RATIO
>>59129313Amazing idea for a drawing, i will try, and fail to deliver
>>59129369Shes male, get over it chud
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>>59129313There isn't really a lot of musketeer vibes from the line, I'd say phantom thief fits better with the trickster vibes floragato and meowscarada has. Unite gave it a phantom thief outfit that highlights this.The problem isn't the cape. They really didn't have to give it Braixen-like legs...>>59129331This didn't help either. The meowscarada in Unite is female too apparently?
>>59129313>>Even makes the gender balance 87.5% maleThey didn't "make" the gender balance that way, it's always been that way to make it harder to breed starters (without Ditto).That said, weird bait. Don't think I've seen someone call Meowscarada a Zorro reference before, heh.If you want a Meowscarada thread, there's already one up, nigga.>>59129362This.>use this pic as my avatar on some boomer news site>profile pic goes under review roughly every other day because some old fart somewhere thinks it's naked>already been put under review like 8 times since I started using this pic
>>59129443 (me)Sorry, more like this one since I use the site's built-in crop tool to knock Cap off the image.
>>59129424>The meowscarada in Unite is female too apparently?Yep, one of the few in the game lol
The Pokémon Compnay have absolutely NOTING tyo do with producing pokémon games and everything to o with marketing Pokémon and Pokémon games after the fact of Game Freak developing them.And if you can't understand how the series is set up after 30 years, there's no point reading any your mentally deluded horseshit further.
>>59129424There hasn't been any male example of the Sprigatito line marketed or promoted in an official capacity, but personagays really can't accept the "phantom thief" archetype can be genderbent (and even a genderbending presentation being a subversion of how the trope has been played in other series).But this is why developer intent trumps "fan" perception. TPC weren't allowed to present a dicked kitty, thus all official Meows are female.
>another attention seeking Shitcarada false flag threadOP is a basement rat with no life, friends, or family
>59129576Seething Ivyfag
>>59129583Really can't get over the fact the world only loved a grass starter when Game Freak designed it sexy and strong as all fuck, instead of retarded-looking and meh battle-wise.
>>59129583Why would Ivy say all of that?
>>59129625Mentioning schizos randomly to bump dying threads is /vp/ culture
>>59129628threads dying quickly is modern 4chan culture
>>59129676What will the last of us who remain do when it finally dies...
>>59129718Bots will still be 90% of 4chan users.
>Mewsocarada fag in OP>uses lewd pic in OP then say "i hate it, it's for gooners! why Gamefreak made it like this! why... why.. why>Mewoscarada fag in replies>lololol genders!! lololol you are butthurt haha! lololol i want to fuck it haha XD>someone other than him calls him out>OMG YOU ARE A CERTAIN PERSON WHO CAN'T OVER THIS AAAAH HELP ME NIGGERMAN!!!!!most of the replies here are 1 person btw
>>59129730>most of the replies here are 1 personAlso modern 4chan culture thanks to removing IP counters
>>59129769IP counter was removed to let marketers advertise products or services without getting called "samefaggers" every single time
>>59129769literally, bet almost all non-general threads here are like that
