cactus sexo
>>59129848
I always liked maractusi know its a meme how forgotten it is, which means its not at all forgotten now, but i always liked it
i want to fuck her
I've made a new evolution for it.
>>59130831maractus would unironiocally benefit from a male only evo like gallade, allowing for eviolite maractus
>>59130770So, do maracti just breed like other pokemon? Can their flower seeds grow too?
>>59130863i imagine their flower pigtail tubes are actually their genitals and you have to grasp and hump them with your penis to impregnate them. they have 2 of them because they are all sluts and want maximum genetic diversity possible in their populations
>>59130863idk I just want to stick my dick in it
>>59129848>>59130770>>59131677>>59131697Stop being horny degenerates. Stop being attracted to plants.
>>59130770Cute. Looks like something you'd see in a modern indie game.
>>59130831>We have Amingo at home.
>/vp/ coomers are so depraved they are willing to stick their dick inside a cactus and get spikes onto their microdicksSad
>>59131933She cute. I fuck. You cope. You seethe.
>>59129848I accidentally Mexico.
>>59131933>cutedom with your maractus humiliating you pricking you
>>59131933Just shave them
/bun/ was here
>>59130770Kirby enemy pokemon
always felt like she should have been a more popular waifumon, shes small and cute with bunny ears, like a cute little hispanic bunny girl
>>59132231she's prickly and people don't like prickly unless they're degens
>>59132279it can be imagined as rough pubes, shes got a cute smile face and looks soft too, the twin tails are a big moe factor as well, fucking any pokemon is degen by default so might as well go in deep
moment before disaster
anyone got any good sources to find human x maractus smut? or just link some good greens plzthx
>>59133371please
>>59130007>faggot paid actual money for this to be madeAbsolutely pathetic, this poster has skin darker than night.
>>59131766But I thought everyone wanted us to touch grass?
>>59133401Stop crying, Rajeesh.
>>59133426why do you guys have to fight for nothing
>>59133371would post if i knew any, sorry bro
>>59131766But plants are sexyAmd they love cum
>>59131677>A maractus with a closed ear has recently been fucked. The ear will gestate for a time before dropping off. A new ear grows within a week
bump
>>59135318what's the fourth mon? I can't see it
>>59135363
>>59135318>adopt an abortioni only now just noticed this what
I think we should all be Maractus
>>59135523Well, lead by example.
>>59135523Why don't you become one and I stay human so I can pin you down and plow your plant pussy
Howabout a branched evolution idea.A female variant that dances and sings made of very carefully trimed cactus.And the male is the Opposite just a full over grown cactus tree, but is basically a one man band of cactus instruments?A saw this cactus and thought, wow that would make for a nice neck frill and dress hem for a flamenco dancing maractus evo
>>59135640how abouta female variant that makes my dick hardand the male that makes my dick harder
>>59135647Well think about how the female evolution would look, full flamenco dancer, a hourglass shape to the main trunk, and grafts of that frill also spilling downward like a dress, it's arms segmented so it can shake multiple seed-filled maracas, with gardevoir like stem legs for elegant dancing flower blooms on her head.
>>59135655Forgot Pic.
>>59135663Yeah no thanks. She's already good as she is.
>>59135669It's just an idea, plus it gives male maractus a neat evo.And bets part because it's so over grown it's "instruments" breaking off grow new Maractus making them literally born of Music.
>>59135669>good as isThis is how I feel about Tropius but having mediocre stats is hell whenever I want to use these pokemon for anything other than a paperweight
>>59136153This is why minmaxed pokemon exist
>>59136157Surely there is a middle ground between minmax and really horrible. If there were more spin off games where stat profile didn’t matter I wouldn’t complain as much
>>59131766If no sex then why sex shaped?
>>59130831Macaractus
>>59136153I meant "good as is" as in cuteness sex appeal, not stats
>>59136190I'll say it once, I'll say it againThe best pokemon game would be a team based X-com like with elaborate terrain features and lots of traits for pokemon to have
>>59137191I would play the fuck out of that
>>59136190Real-time action RPG with skilled combat
the prickles probs feel good after some point, with the sharpness, it could feel like electricity, imagine a rotom powered sex bot that zapped you while you cum, would she feel it too?
