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https://www.ulc.org/ulc-blog/pokemon-are-occult-satanic-creatures

>Can we really trust pokemon?
What is pokemon does use magic and is satanic but the satanic panic of the 90s failed to convey its message to the masses
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You don't get to be the most profitable IP in the world without some occultic black magic.
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>>59130434
You also don't get to be in the 1% without doing the same.
Thanks for admitting defeat about Donald Trump.
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>>59130434
But shouldn't we retroactively correct the narrative?
Parents were correct in calling pokemon satanic, a gateway to the occult, and saying the games and movies were using black magick on the children to keep them captivated.

Those parents whose gut feeling from God said pokemon was wrong just didnt have the occult knowledge to identify what specific parts of pokemon were black magick.
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>>59130474
>what specific parts of pokemon were black magick
Paldean Tauros's BBC is one.
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>>59130495
Neurons that fire together wire together
Dont goon right before or after and during something pokemon related
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Can confirm, played Pokemon as a 6 year old child (666) and now a I'm a troon dancing in a magic circle while naked at 3 am to free Palestine as my axe wound bleeds.
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>>59130518
>I'm a troon
That's the most believable part of your insane ramble.
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>>59130518
The concern about pokemon as a gateway to the occult is miniscule
Its that pokemon games captivated using the occult and because we got rid of antiwitchcraft and obscenity laws, we allowed pokemon to infect the brain's of children.

Not very many people treat magic as real as it is
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>>59130537
I see that the Mossad is paying you to distract people from the Epstein Files.
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>>59130551
Mossad and the CIA speak to me and give me instructions telepathically
They owe me money
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Some pokefags really do wish they got satanically raped by russ dizdar



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