Why are evil type Pokemon like Meowscarada and Absol so cute? Aren't they supposed to be evil looking?
>>59132168>Why are women presenting creatures evil?Go know and experience a woman in real life, specifically a BPD one, you will find your answer.
>>59132168Evil is supposed to be attractive, that's the point.
>>59132168We're not evil, just misunderstood! Unfortunately, both us and Poison-types are heavily adopted by less-than-savory trainers. Typing alone does not define a Pokémon's worth.
>>59132495*rapes you*
>>59132495Why do poison type fans always try to group themselves together with dark type fans? Shoo!
>>59132524tell that to the TCG
>>59132524Poison was the original evil type before Dark existed
>>59132168I like that Absol and Meowscarada wanna join me in a threesome.
>>59132774Don't worry he is just sleeping like this to straighten his backHe has severe back problems
>>59132168YWNBJ
>>59132168Made for big fighting type cock
>evil typeIt's supposed to mean shadow type like Batman or perky goth females like that imp thing from the Zelda Twilight Zone or Zorro or Zoroark. Also the Bible teaches a lot about discernment between dark and evil.
>>59132168They are dark type because trannies are evil
>>59132774Why is there an extra piece of rope hanging off the side? Why is his tail still pointing up? Why does he have an unusually peaceful expression?
>>59133850kek nice
>>59132168Need evil catwife
>>59133688>Also the Bible teaches a lot about discernment between dark and evil.Bullshit the Bible never did that
>>59132168Meowscarada is evil because she practices magic, which is forbidden devilry. Absol is evil because she tempts honest human men into premarital sex, which is a sin and forbidden.
>>59134477It doesn't have to be premarital...
>>59134522A good friend of mine reported that she kept nuzzling and grinding at him until he gave in. He wasn't able to resist and I'm told that even to this day he can never say no.
I am so glad they had the sense to rename it "dark" overseas. "Evil" is such a stupid, dorky, inaccurate name.
>>59132168Evil is a strong word. Dark is more like the "sort of an asshole" type. Ghost type is the evil one.
>>59135136It reflects the infantile nature of the Japanese people, it's the same reason they prefer very young girls in their media
can this be THE absol thread? or at least d*rk threadi wanted to post this that i've been making, a shitty 3d model of an absol
>>59135408Based Common
>>59135408This artist draws porn.
>>59135733Prove it
>>59135733whaaaaaaatnoooooooooo
>>59134477The second you pet Absol you basically married her in her eyes, it is a misunderstanding due to cultural differences
>>59136433It's something about head touching and submission or something
>>59136433I said it was my friend.
>>59135733i would never...also i made a quick animation with the model
>>59135408>dork thread
>>59136931>dark_souls_death.mp4
>>59136931that ain't no disaster
>>59136931Please post more
>>59135408
>>59134477>she tempts honest human men into premarital sexZoophile alert!
>>59138193>>59138216>t. Harkness test deniers
>>59138193i have seen this image too many times in the past week
>>59138188i have some other renders i did
>>59138389
>>59138392and this one
>>59138389>>59138392>>59138394Pretty sexy.Pretty and sexy
abol
>>59138392I can't stop looking at her, she's just so pretty
>>59132168To survive, they need to lure young men they can groom into submission because evil females are incapable of raising healthy children on their own.If they aren't pretty and ir strong they will be selected against
>>59138389Is that you commonbleat?
>>59135408too big
>>59132168
Bump
>>59140397i'm glad you like her>>59140809yeah>>59140955i love absols of all sizes
>>59132775>implies anon is not an umbreonare you fucking stupid?
>>59142949i was about to say "why is he black" until i realized absol's also black
>>59132614Nice cope purplecel
>>59142973fun fact it's a demoman model lol
>>59143156Based
>>59136433I think a lot of people don't realize the fact that marriage predates our current legal system. Traditional marriage begins when you have sex, and it has nothing to do with a courthouse.i.e. plap early and plap often, on the sole condition that you do not stop plapping
>>59142949I love this queen
>>59142949You're my hero
>>59146460waow
>>59147613Can I get your discord?
>>59142949This looks like shit
>>59147660i really don't like using discord and sharing it publicly, i only really like chatting in 4chanbut if you need to contact me in private for a specific reason you can DM me on twitter, it's @commonbleat
>>59147928Ohh okay, that's fine. Just wanted to invite you into a art discord but I respect your choice on not engaging with this platform
>>59148305that'd be ok actually, my main issue is that i don't like chatting through DMs more than anything else, i'll probably just not talk a lot and post infrequently but i really think that i should be more out there in more placesso if you want to invite me do hit me up
>>59148421Check your xiter dms
More absol
>>59132168I want them to step on me
>>59142949>black handRuined
>>59149205uh weirdo
This is an evil creature according to /vp/
>>59150995look at this.. ev il and fucked up creature
>>59151394She killed billions
...and meowscarada
>>59152340is totally evil
>>59152531unlike absol the snowpure beautiful angel selfless creature
>>59153124she only wants to save humans
i draw absol once again
>>59154757>>59142949this artist draws nigger/blacked shit btw.
>>59154763No, Absol is a dark-type. And honestly, who cares if they draw lewds?Horniness is unironically an effective motivator.
>>59154757Why do I like the weird square/aliased shading on this?
>>59154757You've gotten better
>>59154763Who cares, they do non blacked stuff too.
>>59154763No wonder that absol has a fat ass
>>59135408I don't see any reason for why this isn't already considered to be an yet another Absol thread in all but name dear Anon…
>>59156608You're not replying to wooper, magneto I'm over here
>>59136931Not the ass!
>>59132168There is a bit of difference between the usage of the meaning in Japan. There it translates more like "synister" instead of dark.If I'm not mistaken (take this part with pliers) the concept of dark type goes around the idea of being deceptive, tricky and unfair. Not necesarily evil in nature.Best example I can give is Liepard or Zoroark.
>>59143126umbreon was poison type before dark.
It's a weird thing they did with the fairy type being the mischief type, I guess dark type is malicious trickery vs it's just a prank bro
>>59157014Man that's so ass...
>>59138216Cry about it for all eternity, you ex-underage puritard - consent is for normies who should never get allowed to be on the internet. >>59156735Don't call me that, I'm too much of an anti-Zionist to get labeled by this name just because of my one forced meme attempt. . .
>>59132518You can't rape the willing. me on the bottom BTW
>>59160572Do you have session?
>>59159975mega-evolve your bitch just so she looks sexier
>>59160979you like goth?
>>59160668I don't have anything besides dead dreams that will never become reality. Things are better this way as that's all I deserve getting before this accursed realm finally ends up in flames. >Error: your IP range has been blocked from uploading attachments Strange how this keeps happening to me so often after I switched my phone dealer last month, and how it seems to occur only on single boards instead of all of them…
>>59132334Do not do this OP, trust me on this one
>>59132531It baffles me that they made poison part of the psychic type for a few years when grass type was fine, but dark type fits best. >>59133688It’s called evil type is Japan
>>59134477>>59134542You should be confronted with these posts in front of your entire family
>>59160608This reminds me of a post I made once of a Lopunny and a inflated Zoroark whose face was up against the crotch.
>>59162002who doesn't
>>59132168While a dog is a companion to humans, the only thing stopping a cat from raping you is that you're bigger than it. I read this somewhere, and Game Freak might have had the same thing in mind when designing Meowscarada.
>>59163039What's wrong with enjoying harmless things in private?
>>59157304You were cope type before and after cope
>>59162450I want your contact for 5 years now. You could at least try it once
>>59135408https://youtu.be/ibpULpPlsZM?is=jenprkmYmBRP2HFK
>>59140397>her
>>59157976me when absol thread
>>59157976white people always making shit unfunnier
>>59132334>>59162870Current and ex both have/had it. OP depiction is as accurate as Pokemon can get.
absol!!
Never enough Absol threads.
>>59166121She looks so dangerous
>>59135136Evil is the direct translation, but "evil" in Japan doesn't mean the exact same thing it does in English.Evil in Japanese doesn't just mean a evil personality, it's a concept more akin to a more extreme version of "bad". But bad can mean many things, from a bad incident or experience, or a disaster or feeling.Absol is an "Evil" type because it associated with disastersGreninja or Urshifu are "Evil" type because they're associated with Ninjas that are considered dishonerable and sneaky, ect ect
>>59132518Stop roleplaying your inane sexual Pokemon in a public forum.
LOVE absol
>>59170127She looks so kissable
>>59170302all absols are kissable
>>59132168I know Meowscarada is supposed to be looking suggestive, but that expression strikes me as derpy/cute. This is the most impressive Pokémon art I've seen in years; possibly decades. Guess humans still have some fight left in them after all!
>>59170911That artist draws porn.
>>59170950I saw that and more power to them. But as an ex-commissioner, I can tell that's a skilled artist who knows what perspective is. That's a lot rarer than you think.
>>59167996I've always taken "dark" to mean dishonorable, dirty fighters. bighting, eye-poking, misdirection. rogues, mercenaries, the type to punch someone in the back of the head.
Abol thread? Lovely
>>59171435yeah
It's a known fact that Dark-type Pokémon are complete goobers.
>>59172515this is "true" as they say
absol drawing also there's a glaceon
>>59173552Glaceon might not be able to fix her height but she can certainly gain some weight. They ought to eat out together.
>>59173604the glaceon.. is a boyhe will stay lean because that is healthy and he's just a little man and can't help it
What the fuck is wrong with 4chan?
>absol thread created 10 days before the site went through the ringer coincidence...?
>>59174731absol in the OP = absol thread it is knowni would like a thread for all cute dark mons though, meowscarada, zoroark and absol already get threads occasionally
>>59174792Weird looking dog
>>59174731Ok fine, it's a dark type thread, but we're still gonna post mostly Absol.
absol
Absol is my favorite, but I like Weavile too. Ah, connection error, well, who know if this will ever send out>Wait a while again>Upload failedGreatNow?
>>59176016yeah weaviles are great
Drawthread has delivered an absol-utely terrifying sol
>>59164054I don't wanna get doxxed just because normies are retarded and allowed to get ruled over by a bunch of literal cannibalistic pedophiles (most of whom also happen to wear tiny hats every saturday by sheer coincidence). >>59174802Reffering to an Absol as (juat a) weird dog is one of the easiest ways to solicit a free rape correction from it.
I made a absol
>>59176023>Smug>Cool>Awesome typing >ClawsGenuinely one of my all time favorites.
>>59176708Just let it happen, maybe some anon can send these posts to your parents, since surely you mooch off them. Once your whole family knows youre a pathetic retard who jerks it to fictional dogs then maybe they’ll send your ass to the nearest fentanyl shelter so I dont have to read this fucking cringe.
>>59176821>Just let it happen Stopped reading right there, because the rest of your post most certainly said nothing about getting raped by the funny lookin' calamity detecting catgoatwolfox-thingy in any capacity.
>>59176989Making a friend wouldn't be a bad idea, but that's just my opinion
>>59176784absol...... i love absol
>>59176989i would enjoy being raped by this absol
>>59177446it is if she does something i don't want her to do
>>59138389>>59138392I hate her dumb face, make her on model for the face at least
>>59178177Its his oc
>>59178177>>59178177it's based on my absol OC, i tried to keep it close to her design but 3d is hard
>>59178729>it's basedAll I needed to hear, please continue
absol and co.
>>59173552Me on the right
>>59179513this is one of those Eevees that got raised by an Absol, isn't it?
>>59179513Cute ass Umbreon!>>59180179Eat something NOW
>>59180245umbreon is dark too yeah
>>59180490Imagine...
>>59181593this is a graphic showing how much milk theg need right
>>59181593And half of mine is in the absol pyramid. Curious
Hey CB, any plans for doing a collab with Botanics on a /V/-approoved Magma or Drawpile instance hosted at some random "how to draw Yoshi" OCdump threads in the forseeable future?
>>59182458botanics posts on 4chan??? wtf i had no idea i love his arti don't join magma/drawpiles a lot because i kinda really don't like talking to people in real time (i.e. chats) and in general it's hard to collab for anything to me
Live
>>59177097 Okay, and? >>59181593 >When I drink milk from a carton while holding onto my Absol and Meowscarade plushis, I imagine myself as drinking the milk from their breasts. Kinda wierd thing to imagine yourself doing 2BPH, but I've been dreaming of doing something simillar with a Zangoose once when I was still underaged (like almost 2 whole decades ago), back when I was still capable of dreaming anything…>59135733 Friends are something I'll never deserve to have, even if I had the money to just buy somebody-off to pretend they give a shit about me, not unlike some artificially boosted zoomer E-celeb that's wierdly into shilling Communism - mainly because they're a gullible spoiled retard with cogdis. . .
>evil type
>>59186277Now that's an evil looking absol
>>59186277This is definitely the look of a creature that's fully aware that she just ended by family bloodline by letting my mind get enslaved by her inhuman cunt that's capable of milking my dick dry without even doing any humping motions, and knowing it gives her a pleasant feeling of superiority even greater than just killing me or castrating my worthless human body due to the remewable nature of my hopeless simping.
>>59186277>>59186949the two sides of absolevil fcukes up creatureand cute beautiful angel
>>59188070She can be your angle or your devil
>tfw mega absol edgy is just mega absol pvre but better stat wise>until gamefreak releases POKE-rust and engagement range begins to matterTrust the plan
Choose wisely
>>59188710White please, I love base Absol's colours..
>>59188710wtf pawholding
>>59188710Can I just be sandwiched between them?
>>59132469Superficially.What's underneath is always ugly.
She has the brat typing
meowscarada is actually Tom-coded. won't ever be able to catch any of those Maushold
I always assumed Absol fans were mostly gay furries.
>>59190521
>>59190521I could see meowscarada laying traps with its tricks
>>59190559i don't know why but i heavily lean towards female absols way more than males even though logically thinking it absol's first read is more like a tragic edgelord twink that appeals to dudes that like cool things and women AND i'm a fag too
>>59192523My king
>>59132168Altashi is SO fucking hot, I want her to slice up my back with her claws and lick the blood. GOD, I miss her.
>>59190559That would be gay anon
>>59192925You're okay anon?
>>59157304It's also the most lewded _eon of them all ATM for some reason. >>59168032 No Zozzle,Fuck off Zozzle.>>59190559All darkies are total sluts no matter what they're packing thougheverbeit.
>>59193887>masterboner = gone
You're not able to handle a dark type like her
All dark types? Including this one?
>>59190641And always fail ala Wile E. Coyote? Who would be its foil? Probably Flamigo thanks to double type disadvantage.
Evil type.
Pure evil.
>>59194302^Full of evil
>>59193887>masterboner = achieved
>>59195552Source, please.
>>59195578It's gay shite621 dot net/posts/4355946
>>59195626Ty
>>591956262026 /vp/ has to be warned when the dog porn is straight, not the other way around
Alright this one actually is evil.>Its hypnotic powers are dangerously strong. Anyone who falls under Malamar’s control loses their memories surrounding the event.Why did they add a date rape pokemon into the game? Weird. Thankfully this has never happened to me.
>>59195732Remember when you were a kid and you'd come home from school to find your room cleaned up?That wasn't your mom, that was Malamar hypnotizing you into cleaning your room before you left.
>>59195941I don't think I'd leave my kid around malamar.
>>59195425(s)he looks so cute & funny when forced to act like a civilized being.
I pray none of y'all niggas ever own a dog
>>59195658>>59193027Sounds like a skill issue, because the>"Needs to be female" is a minimum requirement only for post-coof newfags and 40+'YO ruggae-obsessed wierdos like Redblood, for me it's the "Needs to have a pulse" that's still a basic condition at this point - and I'm perfectly willing to make it optional for some Ghost types like H-Zoroark & Giratina.Speaking of which…
Why should I ever get a dog when it's impossible for me to teach it to give me a reacharound, share a life-sized Marnie fuckdoll together, or even do a synchronized 69, no matter how much I'd try to?
>>59197063>>59197046I hate the reply box for not keeping the quoutes whenever it turns into a pop-up after scrolling downwards just a single pixel from the top of page.
>>59197047If you think about it we went from "yiff in hell furfag" to "needs to be female".Pretty big step, innit?
>>59194302My favorite Dark type
>>59197100Going to hell is trivially easy when we're all already living inside of it since 2012 dear Anon…Also I feel that Houndoom missed-out big time by not being included in this kino animation. . .
>>59198160She is so beautiful....
This is actually horrific and truly evil.
>>59198497>Hold his fat ass Liepard like thatHe's gonna fuck it isn't he?
>>59198603Well, that'd be pretty evil, but no.
>>59198624What if that's what Liepard WANTS? It is taboo to fuck pokemon isn't it? That'd be a pretty evil thing for a pokemon to do, making their trainer wanna fuck them.
>>59198640>Liepard appear without warning and disappear just as unexpectedly. Their beautiful physique and fur charm many Trainers.This is actually canon, which is why they are in the evil type.
>>59198646Yep, truly evil, the most evil even.
>>59198490
>>59194302Why would a plant need to be shaped like this
>>59199028Pretty
>>59198272>I cannot believe that I made such a tremendous fuckup by writing Houndoom when I was actually thinking about Umbreon for all the time it took me to write that post.But then again I was slowly going insane from sitting over 5 hours in a line to an Neurologist just to ask him for an appointment to get a diabetus check due to having an abnormally high blood pressure.
>>59198497The original DoronjoCat, and the normie-friendly ripoff.
>>592003464 tongues....
>>59200320Keep your Absols clean and well brushed
>>59201220Happy absol happy life
>>59132168Meowskarada is a dog, Absol is a deer, both are cute.Next question!
>>59201220grooming absol
>>59190559I met a girl once who absolutely loved AbsolI always have too but, at the time I had never seen the more modern Absol design that's more feminine and pretty leaning, so I always thought it was cool from the gen 3 days. Now my feelings are conflicting because in some styles, it is an exceptionally stunning creature, almost sexually so.
>>59203742I hope they will lean in more into its beauty and how sexual absol looks
What noises do absol make again?
>>59204400>>59205527>>59204366When is this mega coming to Champions?
>>59205521they go "owo"
>It senses coming disasters and appears before people only to warn them of impending danger.right, then why don't i wake up every morning with absol at the end of my bed then, huh?
Face it, you can't satisfy her
>>59207261idk what you mean by that but should be easy, no? just rub her belly, that should be satisfying
>>59207261that's why you catch a mudsdale too
cute
>>59207261That's only because I'd die from embarrasment if the customs agent would decide to confiscate my wearable fossa penis cocksleeve I have ordered from AM.>>59187677>file deletedOkay retarf. . .
fagneto post, awful off model slopwhat else
>>59211653AI has ruined you
>>59200346I can't really blame you for having such a collossal brainfart like this, considering how Houndoom is both evil & hot (Dark/Fire) and all that.
>>59211934No, being allowed ro live past my 20s has ruined me.>>59211676Nespresso?
>>59214644How did you get a picture of literally me?
>>59198272i cannot put into words just how jealous i am of the trainer in that clip
>>59209125Best mon.
>>59132168Meowscarada is evil because she drains the semen of young trainers.
