/vp/ - Why does the elite 4 frequently have some dried-up - Pokémon

Anonymous

04/08/26(Wed)18:58:20 No.59148770

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)18:58:20 No.59148770 Archived

Why does the elite 4 frequently have some dried-up old hag in it?

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)18:59:54 No.59148780

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)18:59:54 No.59148780

Age implies experience and it makes sense to have some experienced trainers amongst the elites.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:01:59 No.59148791

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:01:59 No.59148791

>>59148770
We've never seen what she looks like under her dress, so we can't confirm her being a toned goddess is not canon.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:02:36 No.59148793

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:02:36 No.59148793

>>59148770
>only 32 in RS/ORAS
Lusamine in SM/USUM is 41. Cynthia in BW is 38, and 40 in BW2.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:03:42 No.59148799

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:03:42 No.59148799

>>59148793
All women over 25 are ancient spoiled goods

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:04:49 No.59148802

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:04:49 No.59148802

>>59148770
>Agatha
>Karen
>Glacia
>Bertha
>Shauntal
>Drasna
>Olivia
>Poppy
Checks out, every single E4 has a dried up old hag in it

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)21:04:59 No.59149364

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)21:04:59 No.59149364

>>59148799
you sound like a gigafag

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)21:38:29 No.59149537

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)21:38:29 No.59149537

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>>59148802
>Shauntal
>A hag
Shes in her early to mid 20s at most.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)05:22:10 No.59151019

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)05:22:10 No.59151019

>>59148770
Becuse she s hot.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)07:00:30 No.59151248

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)07:00:30 No.59151248

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>>59148770
Ice hags...

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)15:25:37 No.59152950

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)15:25:37 No.59152950

I want to massage their cold hag feet and warm them up haha...