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Charizard is the favorite Pokémon of men who succeed in life and marry their childhood sweetheart. You all know that if you asked Chad what his favorite Pokémon was, it'd be Charizard.
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>>59154564
grew up wearing crocs, still too young for cocks
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I don't care.
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>>59154564
Pedo thread
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>>59154564
Don't give a fuck about whatever OP is spewing, is that new Rita art? She's a hot OC, sure, but I love the art of her & that MC playing Paper Mario 1 & GCN Harvest Moon in their childhood. I want more of that.
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>>59154583
>>59154573
>i don't care
>i don't care
>i don't care

Literally me when I care immensely.
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>>59154564
>grew up together
>STILL offers him a condom for their first time
i would kill myself right then and there
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>>59154583
>>59154583
That artist is a faggot for scamming people. Sweethex is never releasing.
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>>59154592
Just because you don't want to get pregnant right there and then doesn't mean you want someone else to get you pregnant instead. She still married him.
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>>59154595
I don't know all the versions (comic, vn, whatever), I mainly know it as sexy OC I see pop up occasionally
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>>59154583
Yeah, peek cozy
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>>59154564
No, Charizard is factually the favorite Pokemon of Reddit, a site full of hideous mentally ill troons and other spiteful mutants who failed at life (kind of like how Charizard always fails when confronted by some pebbles). Chad's favorite is Incineroar.
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i wish i knew what love feels like
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>>59154629
Objectively incorrect. Not even brushing up against reality. Chad has never even heard of Incineroar.
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>>59154589
Glad I'm not you then.
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>>59154653
>Glad I'm not you then.
Literally me when I care immensely and my feelings are hurt.
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>>59154564
It's their favorite because its probably the only Pokemon they know that isn't some girly shit like Pikachu. Your stereotypical Chad would never be caught dead playing Pokemon
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Whose the name of the artist? Redheads drive my brain into a volcano
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>>59154685
>three images from them in thread
>three images to check sauce with tools on hand
>one image has artist in original filename
You gotta learn to do the basics before it's worth asking, man.
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>>59154726
I search rita and nothing happened so i said fuck it. Also uhhh fuck you and thanks
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>>59154789
That's not the basics, that's below the basics. Try right-clicking on an image and see what options you have.
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>>59154795
Im busy at work. And tired as shit. Forgive a little spoonfeed.
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>>59154660
You sure project a lot. You need therapy.
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>>59154808
>You sure project a lot. You need therapy.
Literally me when tears are streaming down my face and my therapist is on the phone begging me not to pull the trigger.

>>59154802
Fine, whatever.
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>>59154651
Anon...
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>>59154816
Anon...
That...
Doesn't...
Refute...
The...
Fact...
That...
Chad's...
Favorite...
Pokemon...
Is...
Charizard...
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>>59154802
>>59154815
In addition
>triple dots >> search image on [option]
>filename (clear on destiny, have to expand image on mobile)
>watermarks, clear on the 2nd image, bottom center
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>>59154824
I knew you were slow, but cmon we don't have all day
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>>59154824
Yes it does. Chad wouldn't be caught dead having the same opinion on anything as a redditor. If he did, he wouldn't be Chad anymore.
Face it, liking Charizard in today's world is simply cringe, low-status. It gives women the ick. You need to up your game and at least find a better fire starter to like, such as Incineroar, Cinderace, or Emboar.
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>>59154854
>>59154844
Oops, you seem to have posted incorrect info once more!

Lemme help you: Literally any Chad you asked would tell you that Charizard is his favorite. No, he’s not aware of Incineroar. No, he doesn’t care about some Reddit poll. No, his wife Stacy doesn’t “get the ick” from him having the obvious Chad opinion. You are hopelessly unable to refute these facts.
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>>59154651
So it's the favorite Pokemon of people who don't like Pokemon. Cool.
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>>59154564
>Lizardonfag fanfiction
Chads play with Incineroar because he represents talent and hard work, Redditors play with Charizard because he represents the special snowflake that gets everything handed to him for free (the fantasy most Redditors have)
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>>59155035
Sorry, man, it's not 1998 anymore. "Like Charizard, get the pussy dry" is the new reality. I don't make the rules.

>>59156280
Charizard is also fat and ugly just like the troons on Reddit who love it so much.
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>>59154564
what's the correlation between fucking a bitch and CHARIZARD?
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>I missed out on this

No true love for me
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>>59154564
>Girl playing with Pokemon cards in Gen 1

Not realistic
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>>59157308
Charizard fans are fucking bitches.
>>59157400
I knew some girls who played the TCG back in the day.
They're extremely rare, but not impossible to find.
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cooooool thread
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>>59154564
Chad's favorite pokemon is Blastoise
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>>59154607
That is literally what a wife is for you dumb troon.
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>>59154574
>says this in one of the only not pedo threads in the catalog
4D chess
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>>59154564
>>59154607
>draws them a third girl as a poly relationship
Garbage.
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Alas, I slept through a meltdown
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>>59154564
So you're saying the reason I don't have a girlfriend is the fact that I hate Charizard?
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>>59158113
h-hot o//_//o
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>>59154564
The condom is being given to a fat, balding man who is the age of her father.
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>>59154564
True, my brother was a crybaby and loved charmander/charizard and he fucks our childhood friend. But I could keep squirtle and bulbasaur... but I think those 2 turn you gay, because I just sucked the cock of my boywife.
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>>59158577
I assume your childhood friend is a guy too and you're all gay
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>>59158591
nooo >.<
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>>59154592
>no pregnancy
>no premature ejaculation
first sesh do it wrapped first, then do a little bit raw, then go back to wrapped
that's what I did and my first time was spectacular
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>>59154629
kill yourself as soon as you can!
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>>59154629
Most people here use reddit and twitter. Gone are the days 4chan was such a counter-culture place.
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what on earth is going on in this thread
all I know is that the girl in >>59154564 is hot as fuck and would plap
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>>59158934
>what's going on in here
mental illness, move along friend
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Someone come and get this broken bot
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>>59158329
based ojisan fetishist
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>>59158577
pics?



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