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>Meganium got a mega with a broke ability
>Feraligatr got a mega that hits like a truck and can OHKO Mega Dragonite through multiscale
Meanwhile
>Typhlosion got outed as a pedo rapist
>got a faggy looking varient
>still running that old-ass scarf erupt set
Enough... I have endured... more than enough...
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Mods are too busy raping kids to delete this shit thread
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>>59156812
Based mods
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>>59156812
Typhag
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>>59156812
Just like typedo lol
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>Meganium is good bros!
Don't look up current usage Meganium bros... spoiler
Venusaur doubles it because it's still shit. M-Meganium is another Electrivire
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>>59156811
>Agility
>Swords Dance
>Thrash
Glad the Fairy type exists, this toilet is a rape train
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>>59156914
like seriously, the major problem of "slightly good megas" is that they're competing with other mons with better megas
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>>59156796
Typhlosion got something most Pokémon would kill to have: he became a sex icon
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>>59157313
Even better: he's a male sex icon, and he specializes in girls at least half the fanbase wants to fuck. He became a voice for the most oppressed paraphilia of all time.
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>>59156796
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>>59156796
Being a pedo is honestly not as bad as having ugly megas
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How would (You) make Typhlosion good? Besides making him irresistible to fertile underaged girls?
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>>59156914
regular venusaur is used on sun teams, mega meganium is used on rain teams. sun is simply more meta right now. mega meganium still has a pretty solid niche, and one in every 20 teams really ain't bad
this is absolutely a win
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>>59156796
I don't know why we still need to do this stupid theater where we pretend that Gamefreak just doesn't hate Typhlosion for some mysterious reason, despite abundant evidence that there is something going on.

Typhlosion has done nothing to deserve this.

Not only it hasn't been shilled in 25+ years, it even attracts some vicious form of attention.
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>>59158847
No one hates Typhlosion. We just hate (You), because you are a pathetic crybaby. The more you keep being a whiny bitch, the more we'll joke about Typhlosion to laugh at you.
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>>59158872
this. no one hates typhlosion for any reason other than its pissbaby fans. it's a perfectly serviceable fire started that happened to be cursed with the whiniest, most faggy fanbase.
everyone remembers the "Typhlosion Kid" at their school.
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>>59158878
>started
miner speling misstake but the point still stands
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>>59158847
>Not only it hasn't been shilled in 25+ years
bro your legends arceus
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>>59158878
the one Typhlosion kid I met ended up registering as sexual offender after he went to swim naked in a national park. At least that's the story he told us.

Funny enough, he skipped gen 3 and went on to pick Empoleon in Gen 4
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>>59158847
> Typhlosion has done nothing to deserve this.
It has. It’s a shit design with a shit fanbase.
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>>59156796
>Meganium is in a meta that’s extremely hostile to it and can’t do shit
>Feraligatr is a one-trick pony that’s easy to work around
>meanwhile Typhlosion is actually good
/vp/ insisting Gamefreak hates Typhlosion is laughable
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erm why is typhlosion there…
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>>59156796
Wtf is this real?
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>>59159868
I don’t have champions and only have limited knowledge on the meta so you’ll have to fill me in
>Meganium is in a meta that’s extremely hostile to it and can’t do shit?
MegaSol is the type of ability they give to Charizard. No, it IS the type of ability they give Charizard, it literally drought but immune to the other team’s whether. They gave it a powercreep version of freaking Charizard. Iknow Grass is not the best type but there are good grass types, how is meganium not one of them.


>Feraligatr is a one-trick pony that’s easy to work around
This was easier to see coming. Though I though the main issue with Skibigatr aside from the humilation ritual design is that it was a worse version of M-Salamace who isn’t here atm, so why isn’t M-gatr doing well
>meanwhile Typhlosion is actually good
Is it? though I know the Hisuian accomplished stuff back in the SV meta but it still being good now is surprising
>/vp/ insisting Gamefreak hates Typhlosion is laughable
Companies generally don’t write rape stories about characters/species they like
Though ignoring that. They basically haven’t buffed typhlosion in over a decade. Yes it got a regional but thre original didn’t get anything, unless the original is somehow good?
>>59159871
An unfunny person photoshopped it there, don’t be dumb anon.
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>>59159955
>An unfunny person photoshopped it there, don’t be dumb anon.
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>>59159955
>They gave it a powercreep version of freaking Charizard. Iknow Grass is not the best type but there are good grass types, how is meganium not one of them.
tldr the meta is fast weather wars and meganium is neither bulky enough nor fast enough to handle them and the other mega evos facilitate this so it’s better to just pick them
>Though I though the main issue with Skibigatr aside from the humilation ritual design is that it was a worse version of M-Salamace who isn’t here atm, so why isn’t M-gatr doing well
the issue with mega gatr (aside from having the worst design in the game) is that it’s too slow and lacks moveset diversity. it’s pretty much nothing like mega salamence who has utility, support, and can actually hit things specially in a meta where intimidate is extremely prolific

Typhlosion just abuses sun and doesn’t take up a mega slot so there’s less pressure on it to be super duper good
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Why are people so hung up on THAT rapefic in particular?
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>>59159868
It's not /vp/, it's literally just that one schizo who has a melty whenever Typhlosion (even just Johto and Gen 2 in general) is brought up
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>>59160062
The more I’m seeing of megas the more of a shit mechanic they seem. The very concept is these pokemkn are the ones that matter the rest are just fodder, which already suck. And in practice it’s just stupid, Many are so poorly made to the point where they would never be good anywhere outside of fanfic and some even flop there, and even the ones were the devs knew what they were doing but they get cucked anyway if they aren’t the 5 or so that define the meta.
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>>59160108
turns out that movepool is actually very important in making a pokemon good and skimping out on it condemns things
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>>59156796
>>59156811
The Johto Starters are a walking Humiliation Ritual
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>>59160162
I get what you mean but the way you said it is stupid.
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>>59160215
They were made to flop as punishment for Iwata saving game’s lazy retarded asses firing Gen 2
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>>59160231
>game’s lazy retarded
Bro, your glass house?
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>>59156811
Being ugly crocodile is still better than being ugly pedo
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>>59160237
Torchic, Snivy & Piplup not being the starters was major hint that everything about ZA's dex was going to be a shitshow.
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>>59158663
give him drought
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>>59160162
They will forever be Kanto's trio bitch
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>>59160065
Before the leak/hack there were Typhlosionfags(literal homosexuals) making gay threads non stop.
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>>59160162
2/3 of them are, maybe.
Meganiumchads WVN
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>>59156796
This kike raped children, killed them, ate their flesh and burned their remains in the name of his kike god
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>>59160231
kek i knew it's you the whole time
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>>59158681
>mega meganium is used on rain teams
*Mega Dragonite is used on rain teams
Meganium has nothing except dying to the most common Pokemon in the format
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>>59160065
Just like people are so hung up on "hurr Mega Meganium OHKO'd by Poison Sting".
It's called "Pokefaggotry".
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>>59156914
it's heavily disrespected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwngqRT4PDU



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