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>ignoring Cogita
Cynthia is a Demi-Goddess, Cogita is Arceus' human avatar on earth. Cogita founded the town Cynthia grew up in, where her grandmother was the town Elder. Source: Game Freak.
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>>59163292
Game freak is full of retarded so I respect OP’s opinion more than them
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>>59163281
Dialga and Palkia were the first things Arceus ever created, even before spacetime existed.

But Arceus human form/avatar looking like Cynthia is good headcanon.
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Sinnohfags needing to invent these fanfics about Cynthia and Cyrus because they’re such bland nothing characters otherwise will never stop being funny
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>>59164721
uh-oh, another sharty melty..
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>>59164700
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>>59163281
This is the actual canon
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>>59164848
KVNO
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>>59164729
Sir, What's her diet?
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>>59164917
Virile human men cum
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>>59164729
>Leaks turned Arceus into some incompetent sex starved moron
Humiliation ritual
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>>59165016
But why shouldnt God get to have sex (and love) with her own creations?
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>>59164700
>But Arceus human form/avatar looking like Cynthia is good headcanon.
Or at the very least Cynthia as a direct and pureblooded descent of the Celestica (their name literally means Heavenly, they're definitely Arceus's human descendants) like Cogita and Volo, is very very close.
There's a good chance that the human name she even took was Sinnoh.

>>59165016
>sex starved
sure. the only thing Arceus's seems to want even more than pokemon becoming stronger towards a perfect expression of their potential is human-pokemon bonding. Probably because that bond is incredibly conducive to drawing out said potential.
And what could be a stronger bond than a passionate romance?

as for incompetent though... I don't see any strategic flaws in her actions.
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>>59164848
this has been debunked
cogita and volo have the same names in japan, but cynthia is shirona over there which sounds nothing like sentia
either we haven't met sentia yet (legends galar maybe?) or this is just connecting dots that aren't there
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Arceus will never be a woman
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>>59165117
Pokemon is an international franchise, not a japanese one ;)
They would obviously knew what they were doing with PLA names
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>>59165134
God is a girl
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>>59165142
Beta
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>>59165134
>Arceus will never be a woman
Arceus can literally be anything it wants
Chuds lose this time
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>>59165101
>Or at the very least Cynthia as a direct and pureblooded descent of the Celestica (their name literally means Heavenly, they're definitely Arceus's human descendants)
I think theyre just descendants of the first trainer who challenged and defeated Arceus. Its implied there have been others even before Rei/Akari who've done so.
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Fuck aus
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>>59164848
not only that, the Lake Trio, who are said to have given humans their 3 gifts (and take them away if they feel the gift is being abused), embody the three things that humans have that pokemon don't seem to, despite otherwise pokemon very much resembling people mentally, leaving them at kind of a caveman-y protohuman level of society.

>Knowledge
Humans punished by Uxie lose all capacity to solve problems or remember anything.
Pokemon have very limited capacity to learn and remember complex information, and cannot invent or deeply analyze connections.

>Drive
Humans punished by Azelf become impressionable puppets.
Pokemon have a strong general desire to improve, but are aimless drifters, with no inherent self-direction or willpower outside of satisfying basal needs, which is why they seek out trainers to drive and direct them in a specific path. Which is also why they'll accept just about any path of improvement humans supply, be it battle, contest showmanship, helping at jobs, . But human trainers know exactly and specifically what they want and coordinate a plan to actively pursue it.

>Emotional metacognition
Humans punished by Mespirit are thrown into emotional disarray.
Recognizing what emotions you're feeling by name and self-regulating. Pokemon have emotions the way that young children do, where it completely overwhelms them. A pokemon overflowing with energetic joy cannot reign itself in, a pokemon in extreme pain cannot help but lash out in anger.

Note that these rules are true even in series like Pokopia and PMD. Pokopia Ditto and TR Meowth and anime Mewtwo are the only three exceptions we see, and
>Meowth expressly used 3 of its 4 move slots learning human speech, upright hand use, and the concept of technology
>Pokopia Ditto is unable to use Transform normally, so similar case
>In multiple canons, Mewtwo is a genetic hybrid of Mew and Human, which is seemingly what lets it act as its own trainer, with Understanding, Ambition, and Self-control.
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>>59165162
>arceus fucked the first human to defeat her
fuck, yeah that's incredibly on brand isn't it.
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Reminder Arceus will never be a woman.
>Muh teraleak
Never made it in the game so non canon fanfic
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>>59165016
>sinnoh main legendary is a ugly whore who sees her creations as onaholes for humans
>half the Sinnoh dex is goon bait and furry fodder
>introduce smut stories that exists for no other purpose than to drag a handful of cursed non-Sinnoh pokemon down to degeneracy with the the stories getting worse the more the writers hate the pokemon
>PLA starters effectively got what are in practice replacements instead of a buff while ZA starters got rewarded with megas. (admittedly most the ZA megas except meganium suck ass but that’s more about game freak being so stupid they forgot how to make strong or cool megas)
>Even the Sinnoh starters get screwed by Sinnoh since they basically have fuckity fuck compared to every other starter set, even johto west kanto starters which were made seemingly just to be shit on have more. Emboar “worse infernape” has a mega but not Infernape
>BDSP, just BDSP
Is Sinnoh good for anything? holy shit
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>>59165240
It was to make Mew from KANTOOOO look better.
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>>59165101
>And what could be a stronger bond than a passionate romance?
>love is literally the strongest force in the universe
erm, kino alert?
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>>59165240
least mentally ill and insecure typedo
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>>59165166
go away regi-tism
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>>59165240
least mentally ill bortimer
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>>59165230
>>59165151
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>>59164848
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>>59165324
>>59165386
Meds
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>>59165412
Yeah I recommend you take them before Glaceon's fat ass make you seppukku
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>>59164700
>Dialga and Palkia were the first things Arceus ever created, even before spacetime existed
Masuda said this isn't true. It's mentioned in the leaks that Dialga and Palkia were created by Arceus to punish humans who started wars over trivial matters, and those same humans were so frightened by their power that they created the myths of them being the avatars of time and space (something Cynthia mentions in Plat). Dialga is Arceus's rage and Palkia is his sorrow, and their kaiju battles rendered Sinnoh inhospitable for centuries.

>Betray not your anger, lest ??? will come.
Weep not with sorrow, or ??? will draw near.
When joy and enjoyment come natural as the very air, that is happiness.
Let such be blessed by the hand of Master ???.
Those words were spoken often as customary.

Masuda's docs confirm that the first mystery nigga is Dialga, the second Palkia, and the third Arceus. Arceus transforming Sinnoh from Hyperborea to a cold waste also ended up becoming Volo's motive in PLA.
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>>59165230
do they use masculine pronouns for arceus in the games?
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>>59165540
>Masuda said
lol
>in the leaks
lmao

In the beginning, there was only a churning turmoil of chaos.
At the heart of chaos, where all things became one, appeared an Egg.
Having tumbled from the vortex, the Egg gave rise to the Original One.
From itself, two beings the Original One did make.
Time started to spin. Space began to expand.
From itself again, three living things the Original One did make.
The two beings wished, and from them, matter came to be.
The three living things wished, and from them, spirit came to be.
The world created, the Original One took to unyielding sleep...

"The Original One breathed alone before the universe came."
"When the universe was created, its shards became this Plate."
"The power of defeated giants infuses this Plate."
"Two beings of time and space set free from the Original One."
"Three beings were born to bind time and space."
"Two make matter, and three make spirit, shaping the world."
"The powers of Plates are shared among Pokémon."
"The rightful bearer of a Plate draws from the Plate it holds."
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>>59163281
Retarded
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>>59165117
How is that remotely a debunk when Cogita and Volo came out after Cynthia? You really think they can't just retroactively change things about their own game over a decade later?
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>>59163292
>>59164848
Cynthia is the Queen of Pokemon for a reason
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>In the beginning, there was only a churning turmoil of chaos.
>At the heart of chaos, where all things became one, appeared an Egg.
>Having tumbled from the vortex, the Egg gave rise to the Original One.
>From itself, two beings the Original One did make.
>Time started to spin. Space began to expand.
>From itself again, three living things the Original One did make.
>The two beings wished, and from them, matter came to be.
>The three living things wished, and from them, spirit came to be.
>The world created, the Original One took to unyielding sleep...
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>"The Original One breathed alone before the universe came."
>"When the universe was created, its shards became this Plate."
>"The power of defeated giants infuses this Plate."
>"Two beings of time and space set free from the Original One."
>"Three beings were born to bind time and space."
>"Two make matter, and three make spirit, shaping the world."
>"The powers of Plates are shared among Pokémon."
>"The rightful bearer of a Plate draws from the Plate it holds."
The Almighty
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>>59165240
>sinnoh main legendary is a ugly whore who sees her creations as onaholes for humans
Arceus being a benovelent version of Ilias honestly made me like her more.
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>>59165205
which means there's no laws against the pokemons.

at least no more so than laws against yokai and cavewomen, which i don't think are ever things. they pass the Harkness Test, they just aren't blessed by the gods in the same ways as humans.

>>59165257
I mean, we literally see bonding ("kizuna") make pokemon stronger.

O-powers, Battlebond, Affection benefits, Sylveon, Friendship evolutions, Mega-evolution, Z-moves, pokemon-human bonding is like one of the premier sources of power up for pokemon.



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