>lets think what evolution makes sense for kadabra>i know! What about two spoons!
Meanwhile if it was a gen 5 pokemon it would become quadruped for no reason and not even be able to use its spoons
>>59164783Based gen 5. No wonder trannies love gen 1
>>59164772>removing fluffy tailfor what purpose
>>59164772>An easy and understandable design shortcut to show that Kadabra's psychic powers effectively double during evolution.>This is somehow a bad thing.As always, OP is a faggot but >>59164783 is even larger faggot for wasting first post on Unova brainrot. Both of you should consider suicide.
>>59164783UDS
>>59164783Based Unovadestroyer
>>59164772The real downgrade is Kadabra losing its fat tail
>>59164846>Yeah bro two utensils doubles psychic powers!!
>machamp got graveler's extra pair of arms>Golem got machoke's more lizard-like facedo you think you could make a case for kadabra and haunter aswell?
>>59164783>Meanwhile if it was a gen 5 pokemon it would be kinoyes
>>59164772This is a perfectly fine evolution. Even a great one.
>>59164783Hi Kojo, three bullets
>>59164772>Alakazam has gained godlike power and fierce intelligen-Oh hay I beat that guy with my Oddish
>>59164772TWO SPOONS?!
>>59164783I kneel
>>59164920>>59166193Abra > Kadabra > AlakazamThey're not the only Kanto line like this desu
>>59164772
>>59164772The mega did a much better job at being a continuation after Kadabra. The psychic kid going from a spoon bending illusionist to a monk that achieved enlightenment is better than that illusionist evolving into the exact same thing but it traded its tail for a second spoon
>>59166163Haunter gets Kadabras Tail as biomassKadabra gets Haunter's pointy pentagram head
>>59164783KEK
>>59166273I think theres a drumpf joke somewhere
>>59164783Truke
>>59164772Bending 2 spoons is serious business in telekinesis lore
>>59166337it traded body mass with Haunter
>>59164783>Replaces the spoon for a cane>Levitates in a seated position
>>59164825Haunter stole it
>>59166337wtf I like mega alakazam nowWhat's stopping gayfreak from making their art cool again
>>59166552That art is shit
>>59166783Everything looks shit when you have shit eyes
>>59166348>>59166503>>59166545based
>>59166785Then we have an agreement then. You have shit eyes and that art is shit
>>59167226You'll stop being contrarian eventually youngster
>>59167238Most people hate that art. Only trannies like that, fact
>>59167276Having fun in your bizzaro world?
>>59167287Wipe your tears first then say it again
>>59167348My tears of mocking laughter?
>>59167355But we are not talking about the people bullying you, I meant your crying tears lmao
>>59164772he also loses the star on his forehead for... reasons?
>>59167411I see billboards for free tattoo removal for teens-young adults all the time. Probably just regretted it
>>59167405My crying tears of laughter then?
>>59167419based then. anyone that gets a star tattooed on their forehead is retarded. im glad he grew up and realized.
>>59164772From unbent spoon to bent spoons denote increase of psychic powerBody atrophies(loses mass, even reflected on the pokedex weight) reinforces how it's all about brain power disregarding physicality Pointier head now looks like an inverted pentagram and it's goat-like resembling baphomet, the ultimate representation of the occult Forehead star for added paranormal imagery
>>59167530Thats the obsolete art im afraid
>>59167530 they are both named after Jews by the way
>>59164772hot take but alakazam should have lost atk and def instead of gained more, but I get it for balancing reasons
>>59166552>What's stopping gayfreak from making their art cool againIt requiring any effort whatsoever. Every official render for several generations now have just been literal tracings of the in game models.
>>59168310It's in-game not in game you fucking retard
>>59168404First time I've ever seen anyone get their panties twisted over the lack of a hyphen.
>>59164783GODmurott still got em squealin
>>59164783>Meanwhile if it was a gen 5 pokemon it would become a memorable designbased designers
>>59168421That's because you're a jeet.
>>59164783>Meanwhile if it was a gen 5 pokemon...it would actually be good and not lazy shit.
