/vp/ - >Good day sir, have you considered becoming a mumm - Pokémon

Anonymous

04/12/26(Sun)17:50:50 No.59166268

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Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:50:50 No.59166268 Archived

>Good day sir, have you considered becoming a mummy?...

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:52:11 No.59166270

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:52:11 No.59166270

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>>59166268
>Considered?

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:59:15 No.59166292

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:59:15 No.59166292

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>>59166268
eh I'd rather be a mommy.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:59:52 No.59166296

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:59:52 No.59166296

>>59166268
You mean after death? How much do you ask for?

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:07:38 No.59166314

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:07:38 No.59166314

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>>59166268
How about an honest trade?

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)00:40:12 No.59167516

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)00:40:12 No.59167516

>>59166268
i close the door on them

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)01:00:28 No.59167569

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)01:00:28 No.59167569

I’d use a shadow ball or dark pulse and give them the finger!

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)05:51:26 No.59168091

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)05:51:26 No.59168091

>>59166268
How many servants do I get?

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)09:08:12 No.59168383

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)09:08:12 No.59168383

>>59168091
Sign here to know:
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)10:51:26 No.59168588

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)10:51:26 No.59168588

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>>59166292
>>59166296
>>59166314
>>59167516
>>59167569
>>59168091
GET IN THE SARCOPHAGUS!!!

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:07:02 No.59168631

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:07:02 No.59168631

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What's your offer?!

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:55:39 No.59170000

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:55:39 No.59170000

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>>59168588
YESSSS
MY SPIRIT IS FINALLY FREE

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:05:43 No.59170259

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:05:43 No.59170259

>>59168588
>A party who signs an agreement without reading it can avoid being bound to its provisions when the party was induced to sign the agreement without reading it by a fraud or wrongful conduct by the other contracting party.
Smith v. Occidental & Oriental S.S. Co., 99 Cal. 462, 471 (1893).

Mr. Cofagrigus hereby promised a funeral service expected to be taking effect after death and instead conducted immediate kidnapping in broad in front of many witnesses.
Human traficking and abduction being illegal the contract is therefore invalid and can't be legally enforced.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)22:26:14 No.59170974

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)22:26:14 No.59170974

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>>59168631