>>58997666>lasted 42 days and 15 hoursDux IS a badass!
>>59169548F-FORTY TWO...MINE ONLY LASTED SIX!>>59137554
>>59169548>it took 42 days of continuous necro bumping to finally get a thread no one cared about off of the boardGood for you I guess
>>59169552But its still active...
>>59169564That anon obviously wanted a boost and used this thread for it.
>>59170574But if it gets a boost it will last less days?
>>59169548WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>59169548kill yourself*cooks and eats your stupid dux*
>>59172047That's what they're known for. Remember to use its leek too when preparing it.
>>59169556this. Popular, successful threads reach cap here in three days or less. Everything else is meaningless artificial life support
>>59172106And remember to thank the duck before you consume it.
>>59174029It is a bit creepy seeing a thread kept up by what is clearly just one guy talking to himself