Hello, my name is Metacomp Smogon Man. YOu probably know me as the famous competetive Pokémon champion.In the competetive Pokémon Meta on Smogon, Virizion is a shitmon because of its poor typing, having more weaknesses than resistances and a crippling 4 times flying weakness and an awkward stat spread being too slow for a sweeper but too frail for a staller, aswell as being generally outperformed by Terrakion which has the same ability but much higher attack and no 4 times weakness.As a punishment for being a such a shitmon, Virizion should be tied up in public with its legs shackled together and forced to wear a lacy bra, a skirt, a garter belt, fishnet stockings, a shibari rope harness, a ball gag and a collar that says "ZeroUsed Tier Slut" and then left out completely helpless and defenseless in this state for hours or even days. To drive the point home even further, Virizion should also be publicly whipped, flogged and spanked in this state and forced to eat lots of Energy Root and Revival Herbs.This should set an example for all other Pokémon to strive to be viable in the competetive meta so they won't end up like Virizion.
>>59178145>having more weaknesses than resistancesThanks for acknowledging that Tyranitar is shit.
>>59178145I will fuck Virizion
>>59178180Tyranitar has slightly more resistances than weaknesses.
>>59178145>with its legs shackled togetherShit taste, spreader bars are kino
OP's into weird shit.
>>59178205It's not a kinky thing, it's just that virizion isn't viable in the competetive meta so it needs to be punished for that. I do not get off to that.>>59178202>spreader barsThat's a good idea. That would be even more humiliating to Virizion. Really gotta show those other Pokémon what happens if you are not viable in the competetive meta.
>man
Grass/fighting coolest typing combo?
>>59178145Yeah of course you just typed two paragraphs of Virizion torture fantasy because Virizion is "not viable in competetive play", even if that applies to about 1/3 of all other Pokémon too.Just admit that you just wrote that shit to "epically bait" the three autists who still care about Virizion.
>>59178313Browt 3, H-Decidueye
>>59178145Why Virizion out of all things though.Maybe if he chose an actually popular mon like Charizard, Greninja, Lucario or Gardevoir to write torture fantasies about he could have baited some retards into writing angry rants about it but nobody cares about Virizion enough to fall for this bait.This is the biggest failbait I have ever seen.
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>>59178145The last reply is almost 24 hours ago. How is this thread even still alive?Did a mod make this thread?
>>59185785caught you nigga
>>59185793What was it?Did he insult the jannies and admins?Did he post furry porn?Was it nazi paroles?Terrorism?Drug trading?Please tell me!
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>>59185825I thought he posted furry porn and the jannies deleted it.I guess he just tried to derail the thread with his "bump" spam. Luckily, the jannies got him for it.
>>59185962no hes bumping then deleting his own posts to hide
>>59185973But why would OP spam his own thread with "Bump" and then get banned by the jannies?Is he a retard? Is he shitting up his own thread?
>>59178145From Smogon UU B/W:“Don't let these faults deter you from using Virizion though; if you play it to its strengths, it will serve you well.”wtf is op talking about?
>>59186157>UUThat's still UnderUsed and not UBER so it's still pathetic.>B/WThat's over 15 years ago. The Meta has changed a lot since then.
Just inflate it instead.
>>59186966That's a great idea too to punish that ZeroUsed shitmon slut.Maybe after the first punishment is done we could continue with this to set an even stronger example. The messafe is clear. All Pokémon should strive to be competetively viable.
>>59178145Ok
>>59178145god the legendaries from this gen were designed like shit
>>59188415Best post in this thread.
>>59186986Jokes on you I like inflation.
