>get it guys the joke is he's gonna put a buttplug in gardevoir

>>59183094
Because it's a JRPG?
If you're allowed to use items, why wouldn't the NPCs be as well?

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>>59183094
That's just a hairpin, right?

>>59183124
Nobody should be allowed to use item. Nuzlocke type shi

>>59183124
>>59183149
Potions are stupid.
As the player you can trivialise the entire game by just getting a crapton of them because there is no limit how many you can hold or use per fight.
If enemies use them it's annoying and stupid, especially if you don't opt for using potions.
Pokémon Clover actually had a smart policy where you could only use a limited amount of potions for each fight and so could the enemies. Don't remember if it was 2 or 3.

>>59183197
The thang is tho that it wastes a turn so you heal your guy but the other guy hits you and reduces your hp anyway. Revives are the real cheat because you can just sacrifice a nearly dead shitmon to bring back a guy full hp

>>59183208
normal revives are ok, but they should delete mega revives

If you stop and think about a Pokémon battle, how would using a potion even work? You can’t call a timeout in the middle of the battle to have your Pokémon come over to you while you spray it and take care of it.

We should kill all safe edgy faggots.

>>59183208
They should just make a rule "You can only use up to 3 potions or revives per battle, 1 if it's a wild Pokémon".
Applies to players and enemies.
Problem solved.

>>59183248
They should do that.

Then they should also give everybody 6 pokemon.

Oh, and have most players use more than one type.

>>59183108
>Get it the Gardevoir is male so the plug is gonna go in, as he moans and cums on the pavement

>>59183312
That's cute and hawt.
He can cum on my face.

>>59183129
I don’t get this one. Is she overworked?

>>59183312
>>59183322
male garde is for gentle and loving frotting in private not bullying

>>59183519
You are right if he does not enjoy it.
What if he does enjoy it though.

>>59183523
he's my pokemon I decide what he likes

>>59183530
>>59183519
Does he like docking?

>>59183532
his foreskin is too short and I'm circumcised

>>59183094
I just realized Emma's licking one (I assume a Meowsticite) while Espurr's holdingna gun to its head

>>59183519
>in private
Then why does he get so hard in public

>>59183774
He can't help it! You try being naked in public.

Gardevoir can cum on my face in public if he wants to.

>>59183519
Mine fidgets uncomfortably if something isn't in his ass so I think you're lying to me

>>59183197
Witcher have "potion toxicity" bar, I think a few more game have that, too. Might be adopted for Pokemon

>>59183129
computer screen

Must rescue this

>>59183108
pokemon don't have anywhere to put those

>>59183129
what are the other pokemon in the party?

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>>59185774

I’m gonna be honest nothing pisses me off more than a gym leader or someone from the elite for using a hyper potion or max potion. I understand I’m still gonna win the battle, but it is such a fucking annoyance when you are one hit away.

>>59185786
but you do the same thing, you max revive your over leveled starter whenever he goes down

>>59186271
Neither the player, nor the enemy should be able to do this.

>>59186272
it's been a part of the game since the very beginning, accept it or play a different game series

>>59186286
it's not a part of nuzlockes.

>>59186288
and nuzlockes are not a part of any of the games

>>59186272
The enemy should be able to do this
The rival should just have an overlevelled starter, and garbage shitmons, and pop revives when their starter is down.
Same effect as a full team, but funnier

>>59186486
>Get one shitmon with type advantage against the rivals starter
>Oneshot the starter 6 times
>Win easily

>>59183094
>Insert that
>He becomes a bride

>>59183094
I want a pic just of Espurr holding the gun

>>59186491
Yes
Exactly
No more difficult than clowning on the shitty rival eight times per game anyways, but at least its mildly funny.

>>59186511
anon... neither pokemon nor boys can be brides...

>>59183129
There's no laws against the Pokemon Nurse Joy.

>>59187231
Demonstrably false

>>59183248
Seems too arbitrary. Just remove the item command and make potions and such out of battle items so only held items are usable while in battle.

>>59183108
nah the joke is espurr an heroing

>>59183129
I would happily plap this Nurse Joy while she stares into my soul with those eyes.

IfI grow tired of both "pretend" gays making jokes about being fags and actual gays whose entire personality is being gay.

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>new Khyle clones keep popping up
>it might get to the point where Khyle's style becomes unrecognizable in an ocean of dogshit

>>59188907
that's just a stolen palworld meme

>>59183094
You waste a turn allowing your opponent to set up. They can just switch to something that oneshots the full HP of your healing sissy

>>59190390
I hate compshitters so much!
Ha! Launch a high explosive grenade at your Pokémon from my grenade launcher! What do you do now, bitch?

>>59185774
they do

>>59183094
>Campaignshitters are inserting literal buttplugs into their Pokémons.
Us competetiveCHADS could never!

>>59190848
where?

>>59189305
Based