I love fucking female Pokémon. While this thread is about female Pokémon I love fucking Pokéhebes and Pokéhags too so if you are a waifualpha you are cool too. Sex with females, human or Pokémon, is truly the greatest thing in life.However there are some Pokémon that are so unsexy that I wouldn't fuck even the female ones.First there is Absol. It's just a dirty mountain goat. I don't want to fuck a dirty mountain goat.Then Virizion. Even for Unova standards that thing is not fuckable. It has creepy feet and is overdesigned. I would rather rail a female Garbodor if I had to choose between the two.Then there is Braixen. braixen is just not hot because she has too much fur and her stupid oversized tail would get in the way when fucking her vagina. And her stick is a huge turnoff because the only "stick" a sexy waifumon needs is my human cock. And unless you use hacks picking Braixen means missing out on the divine sex godess Greninja which is reason enough not to pick Braixen.Probably the least fuckable and sexy Pokémon is Ninetales. Ninetales looks like it would break apart instantly if I shoved my cock into one with how thin and frail she is. Not to mention the ugly dumb tails would get in the way if I fucked her pussy. Unfuckable.Not to mention all of these are just too male coded. Even if you would pick out the female ones only, it would just feel like fucking a male with a pussy and no dick. It would make me feel like a faggot.These Pokémon are just the least sexy or fuckable in any way and I would never fuck them, even the female ones. So if you are a based Pokémon fucker alpha like me you should steer away from these unsexy mons.
>>59185853Based. Thanks for the heads up.
>>59185853Deltranny made this thread
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>>59185853I've literally never seen so much repulsively shitty taste in a single post. You're barely human in my eyes.
>>59186992If you want to fuck any of these pokemon you are a gay beta faggot and not a true alpha pokemon and pokewaifu fucker.
>>59185853I know this is a shitpost, bait, and/or an attempt to force a copypasta, but I was actually hoping for a thread where we try to figure out the least fuckable pokemon.I'd nominate Caterpie, Klefki, Palossand, and Cacnea. I know people have tried to turn Cacturne into a waifu, but it's still a cactus. Ow.
>>59187065fuck off I would fuck Cacnea
