If I commit suicide, will I be reincarnated as a Pokémon?
you're thinking of suicide wrong if you want to live again
>>59187595Depends. Do you have a cute daughter who can wish you back as a Pokemon?
>>59187595Not worth it.I will die some day anyways so I will find out if I reincarnate as a Pokémin anyways.But for the likely case I won't, it's just not worth suiciding early.
>>59187595Try it. One less furry in the world is an absolute good.
>>59187615look at OP's picture, he's a cunnychad not a furry
>>59187595No. There’s nothing waiting for you after death. Matt the janitor told me
>>59187595Worse. You'll be reincarnated as an Indian.
You become your least favorite, you have to live for 200 years to become one you'd like.
>>59187595Sure thing. Just do it.
Would reincarnating as a pokemon be a result of bad karma? Would it depend on which pokemon?
>>59187595Yes, most definitely. You could be a Pokemon RIGHT NOW.
>>59187709even being a trubbish would be a better life than anyone's who posts on this board
>>59187733Nice self-own
>>59187818bro we're in the suicide thread, I know what I am, do you?
Reincarnation is horrifying as fuck if you think about it just a little. Who in their right mind would want to reincarnate in this world in particular? Were you a rich asshole in another life? Well this is your punishment.
>>59187595No. Pretty sure suicide restarts your reincarnation cycle.
>>59187851This nigga is not escaping samsara
>>59187595The only know suicide warp is driving a car 50+ mph into a solid brick wall sends you to Skyrim
nobody knows dude, but every scientific evidence shows that there's nothing else after you die, that's it.
>>59187595Sexy May and her Pokéchild, her husband, and his rat.
