Pokémon are our husbands and our wives.
>>59194009Marry your fruits
>>59194009Pokémon is my money printer.
>>59194009I don't want to marry one Pokémon because I have multiple favourites I love equally and it would be unfair.But I would love seeing them in wedding dresses (male of course).
>get a pokemon with a regional variant>make one the husbando and one the waifusimple as
>>59194009>PokéwaifuMachamp>PokehusbandGardevoir
>>59194174Brilliant
Yes
Even this one?
>>59194009kys subhuman furfaggot
>>59194009Pokémon are not "wives" or "Husbands". They are bioweapons and tools, not equal individuals to humans.I get if you fuck one from time to time if you feel pent up and have nowhere to release it, but that should be purely functional like using a sex doll and not evolve into a "real relationship".
They are convenient onaholes
>monyu.me is down, againWhat a shame
I don't think you should treat critters as your wife or especially husband, you can treat them like your buddies. Some of them are pretty smart and wouldn't really get why, but it's for the good of society to not indulge in inanity.
>>59194587Cute wife you have there.
>>59194626Buddy.If your buddy doesn't understand, you can pretend, but don't actually get the act done. It's probably illegal anyways.
>>59194651Your wife should also be your buddy, I agree.
>>59194009
>>59194662Not wife, at the most common civil law partner. Please... for the good of society we cannot become barbarians.
>>59194751>I fuck pokemon>HEY GUYS THIS ANON FUCKS POKEMONwhat is the point of this post
>>59194751>those choicesapparently joy knows im a pleb, what the hell
>>59194763Call it what you want *winks*Cute wife though.
>>59194769He’s too retarded to understand this pic is only relevant when it’s not explicitly stated
I was workshopping a post about being married to giratina (it was ironic, don't worry) but halfway through I imagined giratina trying to fit in a little steeple and laughed.
>>59194906>it was ironichow boring
>>59194296I would, she's pretty cute
Something about that poketoon gardevoir makes me feel she’d be more than happy to french kiss her trainer and even give him a blowjob i can see it in her eyes
>>59195019Sorry, it was a post about walking into a small, quaint chapel, with the pokemon equivalent of the devil trodding along with me, wearing a really shoddily made headdress and the priest just has to put up with it and go along with it while pretending he's fine with it.But that's immoral.
>>59194156So petty. I would have pimped Pokémon to Chinese levels.Pokemon banksPokémon credit cardsPokémon car and home loansPokémon blockchain currencyId untraceably stage shitcoin rug pulls one after another
>>59195299Yjk Gloria loves rabbit cock
hfpm is great but its full of foids for some reason
>>59195784There's a thread?
>>59195784this, why isnt it only men posting about how they wanna see women get fucked by dogs... UGH!
>>59194881This pic is always retarded and so is anyone who posts it
>>59195784>HUMAN FEMALE pokemon male >is full of HUMAN FEMALES wowwy wow wow. who could have seen that coming?
>>59194009Truth
>>59194491Palworld is this way bro>>59195784Anon you might be retarded
>>59195294>Pokémon blockchain currencythe trading cards are already like that at this point, blows me away at how liquid they are to sell for actual cash
Carnally wanna fuck this thing in its ass
>>59194009PMHM > PMHF >>>>>>>>>>>>> PFHM >>>>>>>>>> PFHF
>>59194156spbp>>59198530basedswap the last two and you'll be correct.
>>59195784Please I'm dying where is this thread
