How do you respond?
>>59200802>How do you respond?“DNR”
>>59200802I kill him
>>59200802Make out with him
>>59200802Y-you too
>>59200820dead nigger retard?
>>59200802“U-uh.. o-ok..”*later writes on /vp/ about how I totally owned him*
>>59200802"actually, I never stopped playing them. they're something nice and simple for my brain. as for kids? you know I'm gay, right?"
>>59200905Holy mother of cringe.
>>59200927I may be cringe, but I am happy c:
>>59200802I'm not an autist, so I would never mention "the newer games" in the first place.
>You know all new Pokemons are bad, right? Can you imagine the lame designs they introduced and they got rid of the day and night cycles too. The map was so bad and the rival. What's his name? The faggot with the ralts. Oh, and the ds ones. Don't get me started. I cannot believe how bad Pokemon got.>My team? Charizard is still the best one, by far. We all know that. Umh... I really like the... umh... Laras. I really like that one. Water gun, surf, waterfall, cut. Man, it was a beast. The yellow rat, the one on the covers. He was alright. Never was my favorite though. Umh... I can't remember from the top of my head but still. The new pokemon are dogshit.
>>59200905>>59200957Kill all tripfaggots
>>59200982He wouldn’t say that
>>59200994kill me yourself you coward
>>59200802>"I've been alright. Let's see each other next time."And ignore it forever. Do you know how many guys "I knew" back in highschool tell me this, and then "promise" to meet up? I ignored them back then, I'll ignore them now.
>>59200802What a chad.>Pokemon has gone quote a long way, there are over 1000 of them nowadays, There is even a family of mouse Pokemon. I think you will like it.> I still play Pokemon games,because my wife and my kids love them. > Totally not because I instilled them to start playing it in the first place, haha
>>59201079>Pokemon? Yeah, my nephew loves those so we play them together. I know so much because that's how we bond. You know how it is. My pikachu slippers are a gift from him, that's why I wear them. My Eevee blanket? Chosen by my nephew. I'm sorry, you mind we go talk over there? Someone's set a lure. I don't wanna miss this special themed event they got going on. Anything for the kids, you know.
>>59200905>>59200957B A S E D, chuddies are malding because you're happy.
>>59200994I'd take a namefag over a schizo any day of the week
>>59200802"kill yourself, normalfaggot"
>>59200982So he knows Ralts' name but not Lapras, hunh.You're a fucken retard.
>>59200982Lmao, only Pokémon autists hate the new gens. Give a normie a Switch and they'll have a blast with SV if they actually give it a try. They don't give a fuck about nerd shit like "designs" and would think it'd be weird to complain about it.
>>59200802I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>59200802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZZK8gBBOI
>>59200802Offer him to show a pic of your kid. They always get weirded out and walk away.
>>59201743/thread
tl;dr
>>59200802This type of person doesn't exist anymore because millennials are arrested development manchildren that clung to their childhood franchises until their fingers bled
>>59203582You clearly need to go outside more.
>>59200802I don't have kids
>>59201144>>59201124>least obvious samefag
>>59201729>They don't give a fuck about nerd shit like "designs"They do, it's just that normies have better taste than the average /vp/ user
>>59203986No, it's true. I'd rather have one of you fucks come right out and say who you are instead of "you MUST be poopbuttschizo because ONLY poopbuttschizo uses words"
>>59200802“Do I know you?”
>>59200802Objectively correct answer:>"No kids for me yet, man. Luck has been terrible on that front so far! Mind if I tag along with you to your gym though? I'm actually pretty new to lifting and could use a spotter!">Goes home and plays pokemon after a good gym session with my friend Chad
