You are an Eevee and have dreamt your entire life of becoming an [insert your favorite Eeveeluton here], but your cruel and perverted trainer is walking up to you and you can see a water stone shimmering in his right hand.What do you do?
Vaporeon is my favorite so I accept and vore the trainer as thanks
I leave him and fuck off into the wilderness, since pokemon can just do that whenever they feel like it apparently
>>59201424Based! Crisis averted!
What's wrong with Vaporeon? He wrecks shit in Pokemon Stadium.
>>59201465Most people do not enjoy being raped 24/7 7days a week 365 days a year.
>>59201377Ill try my best to explain that; I want to be loved by everybody. That, I want to bring competition online. That, I want to be admired by everybody everywhere I go. And that, above all, I want to have 0 lewds. Please, Cruel master, I want to be a Flareon! Please!!! No Vaporeon!!! A Flareon!!! I want to be a Flareon!!!!
>You are an EeveeI kill myself I'm not being anything Eevee related
>>59201475> that; I>That, Iurgh
>>59201377I evolve into a Sylveon, because my trainer forgot to get rid of baby doll eyes.
>>59201486Based! You BTFO your evil trainer. He kicks you out after becomming a Sylveon and you either find a nice trainer to live with or keep living in the wilderness.>>59201475Your trainer doesn't listen. You lose and get raped.
>>59201493And once I'm at least level 75, I come back to my trainerAnd fucking explode his dick with my feelers
>>59201377Escape, and if he tries to get me: bite his balls. Do anything as long as I don't become a Vaporeon.Then, find a Fire Stone and become a Flareon.Finally, purge the degenerate in Holy Fire.I either end in the wild or "convince" another trainer to capture me and live in peace.
>>59201558Based! You win!
>>59201558How would you "Convince" another trainer to capture you as a flaming Flareon?
>>59201479Why would you hate being a cute, loveable mammal with superpower-like abilities?
>>59201377Swallow the Everstone in his bag
>>59202501You win!But now you need to escape before you shit out tge everstone again.
>>59201377this meme ran it's courseumbreon gets more porn and it makes sense why most horny people would end up having one
>>59201377steal his wallet and flee to the nearest salon so that I can evolve into an Espeon before he finds me.
Evolve into annihilape
>>59201377>You are an EeveeI shit in the floor and kill myself