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You are an Eevee and have dreamt your entire life of becoming an [insert your favorite Eeveeluton here], but your cruel and perverted trainer is walking up to you and you can see a water stone shimmering in his right hand.
What do you do?
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Vaporeon is my favorite so I accept and vore the trainer as thanks
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I leave him and fuck off into the wilderness, since pokemon can just do that whenever they feel like it apparently
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>>59201424
Based! Crisis averted!
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What's wrong with Vaporeon? He wrecks shit in Pokemon Stadium.
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>>59201465
Most people do not enjoy being raped 24/7 7days a week 365 days a year.
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>>59201377
Ill try my best to explain that; I want to be loved by everybody. That, I want to bring competition online. That, I want to be admired by everybody everywhere I go. And that, above all, I want to have 0 lewds. Please, Cruel master, I want to be a Flareon! Please!!! No Vaporeon!!! A Flareon!!! I want to be a Flareon!!!!
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>You are an Eevee
I kill myself I'm not being anything Eevee related
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>>59201475
> that; I
>That, I
urgh
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>>59201377
I evolve into a Sylveon, because my trainer forgot to get rid of baby doll eyes.
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>>59201486
Based! You BTFO your evil trainer. He kicks you out after becomming a Sylveon and you either find a nice trainer to live with or keep living in the wilderness.
>>59201475
Your trainer doesn't listen. You lose and get raped.
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>>59201493
And once I'm at least level 75, I come back to my trainer
And fucking explode his dick with my feelers
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>>59201377
Escape, and if he tries to get me: bite his balls. Do anything as long as I don't become a Vaporeon.
Then, find a Fire Stone and become a Flareon.
Finally, purge the degenerate in Holy Fire.

I either end in the wild or "convince" another trainer to capture me and live in peace.
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>>59201558
Based! You win!
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>>59201558
How would you "Convince" another trainer to capture you as a flaming Flareon?
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>>59201479
Why would you hate being a cute, loveable mammal with superpower-like abilities?
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>>59201377
Swallow the Everstone in his bag
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>>59202501
You win!
But now you need to escape before you shit out tge everstone again.
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>>59201377
this meme ran it's course
umbreon gets more porn and it makes sense why most horny people would end up having one
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>>59201377
steal his wallet and flee to the nearest salon so that I can evolve into an Espeon before he finds me.
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Evolve into annihilape
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>>59201377
>You are an Eevee
I shit in the floor and kill myself



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