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>>59201989Skeledirge is such a cool mon
Why is it a singer?
>>59201998shave your head
>>59201989>quadrupedal>overdesign>shitmon>ruin the line entire identity shitmurott 2.0made to be regionally replaced in a legends spinoff
>>59202004because all starter trio need a musical flopmon in them since gen 7
>>59202005Why?
>>59202006Kojo melty!
>>59201989I think they made Skeledirge intentionally quadruped, shit and ugly so epople won't want quadruped starters anymore and only want bipedal starters.
>>59202023they already did that with tortera tho
>>59201989Dirge is cool. People who don't like it are porn brained furries.
>>59202029torterra is the best 4 legged starter tho
>>59202044>my moms singing clown croc>coolpick one
>>59201989I love how hard they fucked up its eyes in this render. Zero quality control
>>59202044notice how clownfags always bring up porn whenever their balding mincraft singer croc get rightfully called out for being a bad design
>>59202044>she say when dridge has more results on furafinity than meow
>>59202083and you immediately know this because...
>>59202085Because I actually like drige for who he is (a baramon icon and feraligatr bf) unlike you
>>59202077the spine is also drawn wrong, it's sometimes flat, sometimes pronounced. A part of me thinks even artists who have to use it can't believe the 3D modelers were really just that lazy
>>59202119holy pokemonlet
>>59201989
>>59202119looks like a perverted balding clown who is crawling near children
>>59202023Then why did they give meganium (the only obligate quadreped in both of the trios its in) a broken anti-weather signature ability on in the weather war meta and make it one of the only ZA megas worth using?
>>59202119I hate all three Gen 9 starters final evolutions so fucking much
>>59202279to spite typhlosionfags
>>59201989why is skeleclown so fucking ugly though
>>59202283the cat is tolerable. still don't understand what the weird flower thing that floats by its head is supposed to be
>>59202305a clown nose
>>59202305illusion
>>59202283I'm fine with Meowscarada, although it's got Sceptile-syndrome where the midstage has a way better design. At the very least it actually looks like an animal unlike Cinderace and Incineroar have the same problem of having human-like legs which look really bad and like it's some guy wearing a costume
>>59202283Ewwwww, yeah not a fan of any of them, especially Meowscarda hate its design
>he doesn't box his startersAt least use eviolite on the mid-stage lad
Why do people hate Skeledirge? It's literally a fire skeleton crocodile, what's not to love?
>>59203440the sad creatures you are referring to are terminally online basement dwellers, why do you think?
>>59203440Catrannies have been genuinely mind-broken by the poll showing that Skeledirge is /vp/'s favorite Gen 9 starter. They have been going full melty for days now.
>>59201989Pennywise
>skeletroon talking to himxelf again
>>59203536Catrannies have had their psyches so thoroughly shattered that they now believe everyone who disagrees with them is a single person (i.e., unironic schizophrenia)
>>59201989WOOOORM
>>59203536Yep lmao he couldn’t even wait a full 5 minutes waiting till defend himself kek
>>59203545Sorry man, but I've only made two posts in this thread, >>59203529 and >>59203540. You're having another mental break.
>>59202283they're all just so ugly
>>59203440The bald head and pointless microphone bird ruin it. Still the best of the three though.
first time i regretted choosing the fire starter
>>59202029Difference is Torterra is actually good
>>59201989kek skeleturd is so ugly
>>59203936>muh baldIt's a reptile anon...
>>59201989kinda wanna slam a sledgehammer on top of the dome and see his skull crack like an egg
>>59204047yes but not really because all starters are ass in paldea
