>Pokemon used status move>It's super effective! >Sex joke pun >Pokemons PP went up! >Pokemon used weak attack>Trainer used Gun! >Go Snorlax! >Your momma is fast asleep! >Let's Pokemon Go to the polls! >Gardevior dress wind blow up>Dick and balls>Pikachu get iPad >Girl sits down next to Diglett>She starts cumming >Latios and Latias fly into two Gmax Duraladons
>>59205290>>Gardevior dress wind blow up>>Dick and balls>>Girl sits down next to Diglett>>She starts cummingThese are hot, keep going
Oh sweet, is this the Maledevoir thread?
>>59205290>diglett is actually le heckin’ giant muscular man underground>naming rival ASS or PENIS>le onix and cloyster are penis and vagina XDDD
>>59205290>Sex joke pun>Pokemons PP went up!WTF LMFAO
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>>59205292>>59205290>Girl sits down next to Diglett>She starts cummingReminds me of this lol
>>59205364Yep this is the one. The most overused forced Reddit meme
>>59205382Of courseA woman's vagina is at her crotch, not her ass. So that should be tagged as anal
>diglett anythingEvery time it shows up it's some lameass meme.
>>59205290>Pokemon used status move>It's super effective!It's funny because status moves can't be super effective and weaknesses and resistances do nott matter for status moves.
>>59205454Wow thanks captain obvious
>>59205454Ah, yes, I will click thunder wave on that ground type then
>>59205464[Stares in Skitty]I don't get it.
>master>oh my arceus
The duraludon is too edgy for normalfags. How the bar has fallen.
>>59205290True, Minecraft jokes mog
>>59205290>>Latios and Latias fly into two Gmax Duraladonsnever heard this one anyway>bidoof god>furret walk>are you a boy or a girl?>cynthia jumpscare in undella town >don't fuckle with shuckle these are probably my least favorites
>>59205610>are you a boy or a girl?I recently played the Banjo Kazooie romhack “Nostalgia 64” and in the Pokemon Snap world, Professor Oak asks>are you a bear or a gull?And I laughed like a fucking idiot
>why don't the crime teams just use a gunI dunno, probably because pokemon are the "gun" to begin with
>>59205290I haven't heard about 2/3rd of theseYour image is an annoying trope though
>>59205561These for me as well. Especially "Oh my Arceus". Whenever someone uses it I want to bash their skull with a fucking hammer. Especially in fanfics, it ruins them instantly.
>>59205290Pretty much anything involving needing to learn the HM Cut and being unable to walk around that little bonsai tree
>>59205805OH MY DARKRAI, DID THAT ARCEUSIST JUST SAY OH MY ARCEUS? UNOVA HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST FREEZE.
>>59205561>>59205805Master is whatever but Oh My Arceus makes me cringe the hardest every time.More specifically, it's when people treat Arceus as the Pokemon equivalent of Christianity. Most people in the Pokemon world don't even know Arceus exists, let alone worship it enough to be common lexicon.It's the most retarded when it's a comic or fic with talking (wild) Pokemon. How the fuck would they know who Arceus is?
>>59205978>Most people in the Pokemon world don't even know Arceus exists, let alone worship it enough to be common lexicon.>It's the most retarded when it's a comic or fic with talking (wild) Pokemon. How the fuck would they know who Arceus is?Yeah, exactly that. Almost nobody even knows that Arceus exists, let alone what it did. But people use it so much in fics and comics for a simple reason: they are fucking lazy, dumb, and uncreative.>Hurr I can't say "Oh my God"... oh I know I will just write Oh my Arceus instead XD I'm so smart!They think they're fucking clever but it's just a lazy shortcut to not put much thought into your writing. It's pissing me off.
>>59205561>masterWtf is wrong with this one? Pokemon are basically pets so it makes sense a pokemon might refer to its owner as “master”Unless you’re talking about some other shit idk about
>>59206075Master sounds cringe and Pokemon are friendsIt sounds stupid even when it's a normal animal addressing its owner, that's why Scooby Doo calls Shaggy by name instead of MasterJust saying the trainer's name works better, sounds more natural and less retarded
>>59206075The only pokemon that can call me master are the ones I nicknamed Slave
>>59206085Ruh roh Raster rooks rike Raggron rhit ron ra Rystery Rachine ragain.Like zionks Scooberdier, that's like, one heck of a stinker! Luckily for you I came prepared with good ol Super Duper Pooper Scooper...like wait man? Where'd it go? Rice Ream Raster? [Studio laughter]
>>59206075They should say “massa” instead
>>59205290>Latios and Latias fly into two Gmax Duraladonsthat one is good tho
>>59206085To be fair, even the anime used "master" in that one episode where Pokemon speak was subtitled.Yes, they said "goshujin" in nip.
>>59205290>See Vaporeon>Cum so hard the entire room drowns in my cum.
>>59206075It's weird and cringeNot just for pokemon, but in general. It's cringe whenever it shows up. I'm not sure which quirk of Japanese to English translation is keeping it alive, but I wish it didn't exist.
>>59206264This one's a little funny, but tired, and mostly boils down to it being weird that Vaporeon caught on for this, when it's not even that popular in porn. It's middle of the pack among Eeveelutions, even after the meme boost. Umbreon, Sylveon, and Glaceon all clown on it, I think both Ninetails and Arcanine both mog it as gen 1 mons, ect. I would mind it a lot less if it was less innacurate. I have to imagine this is what a paleontologist feels whenever people shit their pants while talking about the T-Rex eating a million brontosaurus while fighting off a pack of velociraptors and masturbating, or whatever.
>>59206098>Bunnelby shows up as Abraham Lincoln
>>59205805>try to masturbate to fapfic>"Oh My Arceus">references to legendaries as if they're deitiesFFS
>>59205290Did you teleport out of 2008
>>59208237>references to legendaries as if they're deitiesI hate this so much. Shows how the authors didn't didn't put any effort into understanding how the Pokemon world works.Yes I'm reading smut but come on!
>>59205290> >Gardevior dress wind blow up>Dick and ballsI’ve seen some pretty normie jokes about Gardevoir’s gender ratio but never this exact scenario. Something you want to share OP?
>>59208460Kek
>>59208237They refer to Arceus as Almighty Sinnoh in PLA, it’s very deity coded.
>(any feminine pokemon ever)>um im actually a boy XDDDJust draw the femboy porn and move on the joke is probably older than the people who still make it
>>59205464Fun fact: Thunder Wave is literally the only status move in the game that takes immunities into account. All other status moves will ignore immunities.
>>59208602Forgive me if I'm wrong, but can you not poison Steel Types unless it's a Corrosive Salazzle?
>>59208602bro is just saying shit
>Pokemon talking>They call their trainer "master"
>>59208237>>59208441Several legendary Pokemon are canonically worshipped as deities
>>59205290anything about the anime pre-hoenn
>>59205290Melody is better than this, no wonder Kuromi won.
>>59208460YeahMore maledevoir
