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>>59206103
Which Pokemon games do not have this sentence on the box?
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Gen 9 IS better than Gen 5, 7 and 8, tho.
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>>59206103
Kek, so this is why kojo hates unova so much!
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>>59206110
Your favorite pokemon games
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>>59206103
great argument bortimer
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>>59206117
>Kojo seeting endlessly about being BTFO
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PWNED
by
BIG
MVNNA
COCK
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>>59206103
That's absolutely not false advertising.
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>>59206103
Kojo continually demonstrates lack of reading comprehension
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>>59206110
all of them have it beside crystal (not gs just crystal) and pla for some reason
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>>59206103
>>59206125
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>>59206103
The game gets worse when you know how to read though
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>>59206110
kalos as it is not possible to enjoy it
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>>59206103
Its a shame that he could've been a cool dude if he just worked on his fangame. What a waste of oxygen lmao.
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>>59206132
but enough about plass, Kujo
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>>59206136
>kalos as it is not possible to enjoy it
Geg! Karlosfags BTFO!
Total bortchad victory!
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>>59206130
>>59206125
Unironically great righting. Well the pun was kinda cringe, but Ghetsis line is fine. Stuttering and making a mistake is perfectly human
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>>59206132
I know how to read. It got better and better as I read it. Certainly not as good as something like Final Fantasy 7, but it's still great
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>>59206156
*writing. I'm half asleep
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>>59206139
He was a faggot back then, too. He was constantly trying to start engine wars in /rheg/.
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>>59206128
CRYSTAL IS FOR ILLITERATE BABIES
GOLD AND SILVER ARE FOR TRUE INTELLECTUAL CHADS
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>>59206145
Your kind is called kalosperm kujo, remember that.
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>>59206141
>>59206176
>kujo
yare yare...
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>>59206176
Oh no! You have figured out my secret identity that I am actually Kojo larping as a bortnigger.
I need to make my escape now!
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>>59206103
Kojo is being obliterated on Twitter right now
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It really put things into perspective when retards here started crying about the Dreamyard scene
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>>59206185
Just like on /vp/.
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>>59206183
Kojo's rightful name is Kujo because he's a rabid dog about to be put down.
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the monster designs were largely dogshit and ultimately that's all that matters
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why do the boards I frequent the most always happen to have several boogeymen?
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>>59206192
Wrong.
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>>59206188
Yeah. The fact that people have no concept of nuance, or hidden meaning.
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>>59206203
Just admit that you want to fuck Terrakion and Garbador and that's why you shill Unova, Kojo.
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>>59206192
we are talking about unova Kojo, not hoenn
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>>59206192
I do not agree
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>>59206210
Also wrong.
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>>59206210
> we are talking about unova Kojo, not hoenn
Based! Another kojo L
>>59206215
Ugly shitmon
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>>59206222
I would fuck that thing.
I am totally not Kojo larping though. Don't think that.
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>>59206227
>>59206230
>Exactly 1 minute apart
Guys, I think we found Kojo.>>59206227
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>>59206198
>boards
Try thread, not even generals
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>>59206185
Wait is this guy famous or something? I saw him on twitter posting screenshots from BW calling it "ugly" so I thought he was just another ragebaiting retard
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>>59206198
>/x/ - boogeymen
>/mu/ - boogiemen
>/vp/ - boogeymon
>/hm/ - bougie men
>/o/ - buggymen
>/ck/ - burger men
>/r/ - begging men
>/lit/ - bookeymen
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>>59206244
It's Kojo, a local vp schizo who shits up threads with his hate boner against unova.
Just say "Unova is gud" in any thread and it will instantly summon him.
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>>59206192
Its fun to spread lies, doesn't make you any smarter though lol
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>>59206192
Unova designs have the best Quality/Quantity ratio of any gen besides (maybe) Kanto.
>>59206210
Hoenn is also one of the best designed gens.

The only gen with overall bad designs is Galar (Paldea comes close but had just enough kino designs to pull through).
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>>59206244
He's yawnfag.
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>>59206262
Unova has a lot of cool and edgy designs and a few real cuties.
But Unova also has by far the most shitmon.
It's like 10% best of the best designs, 40% good desigs, 1% decent solid designs and 49% fugly garbage shitmon
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>>59206244
He's a rage baiting retard who talks like yawnfag so everyone suspects they're affiliated in some way
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>>59206274
Kojo = Ivyschizo = Xawnfag = Skeletroon = Catfag = Delcattyschizo
They are all the same guy.
He lives in an insane asylum and has hidden a phone under the padding of his cell which he uses to shitpost on vp 24/7
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>>59206103
Kojo always loses
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>>59206232
>kojo is a furry who wants to fuck a tropius
He should fuck off. She's mine (and very fat).
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>>59206312
Kojo railing yozr female tropius with his big schizo dick while you have to watch from the cuck chair
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>primarily shitmon

>generally disappointing
Kalos (Z-A)
Galar
>decent
Kanto
Kalos
>good
Sinnoh
Hisui
Alola
>kino
Unova
Hoenn
Johto
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>>59206263
Ohhh that explains it
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>>59206339
Johto is fucking terrible lol
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>>59206339
>Shitmon
Paldea
>Bad
Gen 2 KANTOOOOOOO BACKYARD
>Mediocre
Gen 8
Gen 7
Gen 4
>Gud
Gen 6
Gen 3
>Best
KANTOOOOOOO!!!
Unova
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>>59206344
Yeah, johto has a shitty dex in distribution and designs, it's complete ass.
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>>59206215
Pic unrelated
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>>59206339
>johto
>kino
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>>59206117
Arin Hanson's wife Suzy if she was aborted:
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>>59206324
At least I have Raging Bolt, and she's a fuckin' massive blimp right now ;)
Fuck just looking at her is making my dick hard with how big her balloon tits and bouncy round ass are as she swells up all sunken in with that puffy tire neck as see barely gives me that side eye... oh, Meganium & Aurorus joined in on the spherical blimping too I see.

*unzip*
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I'd feel bad for Kojo if he wasn't an annoying sarcastic asshole
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I tried playing Kojo's game, and it's easy as fuck. I'm overleveled, and have never had a reason to use anything but my starter. The only reason I even have a second Pokemon is because you need it to use field moves. Also:
>first gym
>dragon rage
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>>59207141
Playtesting my game is what made me realize that Pokemon games are poorly designed dogshit and I need to change the mechanics more drastically. I'm planning on putting soft level caps and harsher exp scaling in the next update. I'm glad you came to the same conclusion I did, anon :)
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>>59206114
Basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy this website
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>>59207141
>>59207153
>has to cheat to accomplish something yawngoat did in bw legitimately
kinda pathetic bort ngl
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>>59207153
I don't have much hope, because the rest of the game sucks outside of my being able to completely destroy it with only my starter.
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>>59207216
we are talking about my game bortimer, not one of your favourite ds shovelware
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>>59207182
You're saying they cheatet with no evidence
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>>59207245
Exactly
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>>59207245
>>bortimer
>bort + ?????
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>>59206123
>seeting
shut up STUPID ESL
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>>59207442
Spelling mistakes don't automatically imply status as an ESL
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>>59207442
Lack of proper capitalization and punctuation are bigger signs of not understanding the language than missing a single letter.
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>>59207430
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>>59206103
This qrt now has 5k rts...
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>>59207153
Why does your game look like a shittier version of BW if you hate BW so much?
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>>59206192
For me gen5 has the best monster design along with gen2 followed by gen3 and 9.
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He’s correct and Twitter isn’t real life.

Play a VN instead of shitting yourself every time you get reminded about your self-victimhood over your favorite game at 10 years old.

Pokemon community has one singlular problem and it’s not even Gen 5 itself - it’s borts (and then alolasomes) who won’t just play FF and fuck off.
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>>59206184
Oh hey Silly Little Guy. You always come out when a 4chan coal poster needs their ego protected and to feign that they're not bothered. Nice to see you again.
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>>59209101
>please play my game!
no fuck off kojo
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>>59209101
What did alola do to the pokemon community? Besides rabu, rotom-everything, tiger of healthy meta, cutscenes, fuck...
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>>59209101
>kalostroon having a melty about chadnova and alolawesome again
lol
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Yawnfag lost.
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>>59206339
hoenn's dex is shit
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>Bort thread at page 10
Total Kojo victory



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