Pokemon are our mothers, sisters, and wives
>>59209231>mothers, sisters, and wivesFemalefags must get the shotgun treatment.
>>59209231>mothersI don't think it works that way.
Pokemon aren't real, and they don't look like that. You want a nice human girl to settle down with you, it's just the internet has poisoned you and you need a snout to convince yourself it isn't a human anymore.
>>59209257I like human girls and Pokemon and I'm not hesitant to admit that, quit being an armchair psychologist faggot.
>>59209231>Pokemon are our mothersI wish I could feel myself being birthed from a Pokemon. No reincarnation or species transformation, just me as a human sliding down a Pokemom's womb and feeling every inch of her vaginal walls wrapping my whole body.I bet it feels amazing
>>59209315
idk man if pokemon are my mothers and sisters that makes me pretty incestuous
Time for another salty, smelly, sometimes yellowish, hard to swallow FACT!Delphox doesn't have the body, or the money, lol, to put on a wedding dress. Get yourself a Timid Gardevoir, sir. Good day, sir.
>>59209231>off modelYou don't like Pokemon. You like sucking cocks
>>59209233^^^>>59209248^^^>>59209257^^^>>59209524^^^>>59209615^^^
>>59209524/thread
>>59209315Are you literally me
>>59209524>NOOO YOU CAN'T PUT BOOBS ON AN ANTHRO MAMMAL AIEEEEE I'M GOING INSANEYou're the homosexual here.
>>59209231You forgot aunties and cousins
>>59209315Wish granted but it's a mum's vagina
>>59210149Muk
>>59209315This man knows what he wants.
>>59209231Yes, Delphox is in fact my wife.
>>59209315Stop
>>59209231Fuck Krystal. Marry Delphox. Kill Renamon. Specifically in that order.
>>59210547>Delphox>Renamon
>>59210548are you blind
>>59209315This except I want them to unbirth me and be pregnant with me living in their womb forever
>>59209315I have screencapbait fatigue.
>>59209315>No reincarnation or species transformationThat's the best part
>>59210547>KrystalThe most mid mid to ever mid
>>59209315This is the only good post ever made in /vp/
It really creeps me out that people are sexually attracted to pokemon.
>>59213127t. woman or underage ban
>>59213127but it's fine for me right?because I'm a pokemon
>>59213135>because I'm a pokemonWhich species?
>>59209315Dude, what? I just want to be a young girls pokemon.
>>59213127nobody cares puriteen.
>>59209315Based.Not my shit but good job outing the underage and tourists.
>>59213180Swampert.
>>59213180Umbreon
>>59213612Based>>59214088Cute :3
>>59213180I look like this
>>59213612>>59214088>>59214271Made for human cock
>>59214282But anon... they are all male.
>>59214351sexoo
>>59210547>not dating your childhood Braixen, marrying her as a Delphox, and losing your virginity togetherYou don't deserve phox wife for screwing with that vixen Krystal.
>>59209231Stop making inane threads about Pokemon. Cease poising your immortal soul with poison, stop degrading your moral character with this inanity. Do not have inane fantasies involving magical CRITTERS from a franchise made for children.
>>59213594>Not my shit but good job outing the underage and touristsThis, unbirthing is mid-tier on the degeneracy iceberg, all the newfags in this thread acting mortified over an unremarkable fetish post are pathetic.>>59214573>>59213127Pokephilia is the purest form of love and is therefore healthy for the human soul. You are a hylic if you disagree with this.
>>59214592Pokephilia is nothing but inane groomer fantasies involving magical pets from a children's franchise. A Pokemon is not your wife, it is a magical critter from a children's franchise, and no amount of special pleading will change that, ALL Pokephilia is creepy groomer fantasies. Repent and renounce these unhealthy groomer fantasies.
>>59210547>Fuck [specific person]>Marry [entire species]>Kill [entire species]???
>>59213011Why are you using an AI photo of a real guy who posts photos that are just like this but better???
>>59213180Human
>>59214573>>59214593YWNBHVerily true love that trascends all physical boundaries is a story as old as time
>>59209315Pokemon lay eggs retard
>>59213127they arent, if pokemon were real and they didnt just talk and act like a human theyd be repulsed!
>>59215185No they don’t. Every Pokémon is a gives birth to an underdeveloped-fetus like thing an then wrap it up in leaves. When they finish developing they come of out the leave >but every one calls them eggsThey aren’t >but the look exactly like eggs Not eggs >but the anime which gets its info from game freak shows Togepi hatching out of an eggNot an egg>but Togepi even has an eggshellNot an egg>but sneasel hunts pidgey eggs NOT EGGS>Pokémon don’t lay eggs, do how to people in the pokemon world know what eggs are?From the real world egg-laying animals that dont exist, of course! >game freak’s world building is kinda shit Sure is
>>59214593Pokephiles won and everyone wants to fuck at least one Pokemon by now.
>>59215212>Pokémon is a gives birthHoly esl saar
>>59214593>>59214573You post like a bot.
>>59210547How about fuck all three?>>59215185I wish i could feel the motherly warmth through the eggshell that separates me from the real world until i'm strong enough to break through and hug my protector
>>59215216Emphasis on at least
Sorry, I'd rather an exceptionally intelligent pet, that also has to be female, and also can cook me breakfast, but doesn't sleep in the same bed as me because that'd be really uncomfortable. Thank you.
they are even our enemies!https postimg cc/6yq5h77N
>>59215245If you report the ninetales retard, he does get banned btw
>>59215332>5 years agolol, there are no mods anymore
>>59215354put your name back on, ninetales shitposter.
People would hypothetically* see this while I'm out shopping or something, and they'd think "Damn, he must be a good trainer, Feraligatr sure is affectionate!", and that'd be wrong, oh so wrong as I would not be a good trainer.Where's the affection coming from then? I pretend I do not know.
There she is.
>>59209315Please God, mods, or whatever angel/demon watches over this ruined site: do NOT let this post be a thing.
>>59216341Coward.
>>59213127really? why?
>>59215212nope
>>59216863nice SV female trainer
>>59215173Attraction to Pokemon is an evil that sickens the soul and destroys the mind. Verily indeed having attraction to cute innocent critters from a children's franchise is inane and not something any sane person should EVER think about. Not only does corrupt one's soul, it also ruins a perfectly good thing created for children because men of age can't control their inane urges towards magical pets. You are only hurting yourself and straying from the Lord. The only way is to renounce this inanity and leave this children's franchise alone lest you commit a sin.>>59215216And people that partake in that inanity are in the wrong. No sane person should ever have any sort of attractions towards innocent critters from a children's franchise. This is a series for children, not grown men whose sexual fantasies involve grooming their magical pets. Pokegroomers only have themselves to blame for that evil.
>>59217751Porn is the only good thing left for pokemon anyway, games are shit, story is shit, most nu mons are shit and nobody nobody cares anymore because people still buy because they liked the game 30 years ago
>>59217751Based Klearkhos, I respect your commitment even years later.
samefag
>>59217840pathetic as fuck samefag, desu
>>59217802don't argue with ninetales posters. they have came out and admitted they do it to "troll the furfags". they just wanna pisss you off, they aren't serious.
>>59217873of course anyone who says they wouldn't plap at least one pokemon isn't serious
>>59215173Thanks for reposting my old anti-Zozzle meme request, have something equaly cool (yet a bit more spicy) in return dear Anon.
>>59213195What Pokemon do you want to be and what do you want to do to your young female trainer?I want to be a Drowzee and be the body pillow she tightly hugs and wraps her legs around while I eat her dream and fill her with cream.
