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OG Samurottbros...
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Kojo thread.
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>>59210317
>bbndcucks: cry 24/7 about watchog not being in swsh
>also bbndcucks: never use watchog a in any of the game it’s actually in
Fucking kek. You guys are pathetic
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>>59210317
>r-regional forms totally aren’t replacements goys
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>>59210317
Samurott is a directly competing with it regional replacement for a team slot and isn’t a shillmon. What are Skibidi’s and Emboar excuses for being failures even after being in the same exclusive saiyan club as CHARIZARD
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>>59210317
>the biggest shitmons in champion are from kalos and unova
sister regions forever
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>>59210338
Would be nice to be able to see the whole list
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>mods will allow this to stay up despite it being a very blatant genwar thread with how often "samurott bad" is spammed
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>>59210336
>b-but muh more successful and beloved starters from the superior legends game. cry more sammurautist. Even his edgy replacement has less usage than emboar lol.
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>>59210351
This is a pokemkn bored. Game freak is nothing but lazy pedophiles so it makes sense the mods are too. At least the mods have the excuse of doing it for free
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>>59210350
just play champions then poorfag
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>>59210351
unovachad here, even we despise the traitorous paraplegic mutt
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>>59210323
yawnie is also the samurottfag? Man he's like three schizos rolled into one.
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>>59210317
>Cut a shit ton of mons
>Still Shit
OOF
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>>59210369
he's also the typedo schizo but VP isn't ready to admit it yet
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>>59210377
It's almost as if cutting more than half of the national dex isn't the answer and people will just stick to whatever the strongest options are.

The actual approach is to buff the weaker Pokemon, but Game Freak isn't ready for that discussion yet.
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>>59210394
its funny that you’re saying that because watchog actually did get buffed in za and champion and its amongst the least used mons in the game lol
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>>59210410
That's because some Pokemon need more than just new moves.
But unfortunately this discussion is treading dangerous waters because if we went any further then Kojo would have a melty.
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>>59210394
> The actual approach is to buff the weaker Pokemon,
MegaSol proves that Game Freak knows this, any Pokemon still being weak is due to game freak hating them and they being intentionally sabotaged
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>>59210410
>give a homeless veteran a penny Ana a coupon only good for avocados
>give every single CEO hundreds of thousands in bailouts whenever they fuck wilikers, wonder why poverty is still a thing? The vet should pull themselves up by their own tattered ripped bootstraps also slop buying avocados
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>>59210453
>give every single CEO hundreds of thousands in bailouts
But not doing that is socialist pagan marxism!!!

>The vet should pull themselves up by their own tattered ripped bootstraps also slop buying avocados
Based and prosperity gospel-pilled!
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>>59210336
Competing for a slot with CHARIZARD of course
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>>59210317
Just used one at Showdown today.
It literally only needs Shell Smash, it already gets good moves
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>>59210486
Literally all Pokémon are one big away from being worth something. Unless they get promoted to shillmon it will never happen
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>>59210513
Buff away
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>>59210317
I have been on and off using both max and min size Gourgeist. I love her.
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>>59210317
>Amistades
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>>59210317
Fuck Champions, horseshit game with awful code.
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hisuian in the streets
unovan in the sheets
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>>59210649
Your tears are going to drown you if you aren't careful.
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>>59210675
>unovan in the sheets
This implies she'll be able to be under the sheets as a massive pile of blubber.
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>>59210486
>Just give it the best boosting move in the game and it'll be good!
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>>59210680
sleeping in her soft warm blubber...
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>>59210693
The massive I'm thinking of is borderline inflation.
Immobile and chunky all over (like that fat Galarian Zapdos I'm not posting since I'm not risking a ban).
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Furries
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>>59210336
>Emboar
It was always doomed because it’s fucking Emboar
>Toiletgatr
This thing’s design feels like it was created by an autist who was too stubborn to admit it was a bad idea. Mechanically it’s too fucking slow.
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>>59210351
Samurott is not a gen
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>>59210691
Well, it also makes sense to learn it too.
>Body is covered in more seashells than fucking Gorebyss
>Has the Shell Armor ability like Torterra does
>Abysmal speed, like other Shell Smash users etc
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>>59210369
are we sure kojo is THE yawnfag and not just some faggot who parrots /vp/ schizo opinions
i feel like both are likely
>>59210379
when you say typedo schizo do you mean the the pedo freak/quinty rape schizo or the meganium GET schizo
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>>59210752
Meganium was fucking meganium and look at it know. Any Pokémon can be saved by a mega
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>>59210356
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>>59211106
This was before MegaSol was released. That alone would literally reverse the results even with the toilet and weaker than assault vest emboar dragging down Lumiose
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>>59210979
I once heard the original yawnfag admitted that he was a troll who hates Pokemon. IDK if that's true, but it would exclude Kojo. Insufferable as he is, you can't claim a guy who tried making his own fangame isn't a fan.
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>>59211111
>That alone would literally reverse the results
Alright then make a new poll and let's see how different it goes
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>>59211115
he only has 137 followers on twitter and most of them share his political opinions, wouldn't be the same
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>>59211120
Let's see the new poll anon
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>>59210317
THE single worst designed Pokemon in the series, full stop. And Unova has a lot of competitors in that race between the other starters and the legends.
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>>59210369
>>59210379
Reninder that the Yawnfag turns 50 this year and is a disgusting Bongistani with gross yellow fingernails.
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>>59211126
Every pokemon design is better than Jynx, the only design so publicly offensive it needed to be changed
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>>59210317
I don't give a shit about this starterwar faggotry, I'm more saddened that the better designed Kalos Grass/Ghost is so far down... whatever list this is meant to be.
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>>59210377
Champions is shit
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>>59210676
Hopefully they drown ILCA headquarters, fucking can’t code for shit over there
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>>59211588
anon I'll give you 3 guesses as to why there are two gourgeist in the list
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>>59210317
>mono water
>mixed attacker with average bulk
>70 is slow, but not slow enough for trick room
>not the shittiest movepool, but still lacking
>Hisuian form gets a signature move, regular gets jackshit
>useless abilities
>has Shell Armor, but no Shell Smash
Should have gotten a Mega, unironically. But looking at the new ones, it might have been bad.
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>>59212500
Game freak considered the PLA starters foddermon so they could have never get megas.



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