I want to commit suicide so I can be reincarnated in the Pokémon worId.
>>59213407You must be a woman then because you're on here yapping and not taking a leap off a bridge
>>59213420I can't commit suicide as long as my parents are alive.
>inb4 “coward’s way out” or “you’ll go to hell because my boomer pastor said so”
>>59213407>>59213447People who unalive themselves are weak and cucks for not being able to face life
>>59213407> I want to commit suicide…Okay, I’m sure someone close to you will call for 72-hour psych hold on you but there’s ultimately nothing anybody here can do to chang->…so I can be reincarnated in the Pokémon worId.No, no, a thousand times no. I’ve talked with a fair amount of people of differing faiths and spiritual experiences and committing suicide to reach another plane of existence (especially a fictional one) NEVER has a positive effect on one’s soul.If you end up doing that the best thing that happens to you that you’re trapped in an “in-between” state where you’re dead but your soul is unable to pass on without outside assistance, one the opposite end you’ll get snatched by a demon or malevolent non-human spiritual entity and tortured for eternity.
Ash is a faggot
>>59213456Life is trash, though. And don't say some dumb shit like "it can be good if you try". There are way fewer good moments in life than there are bad. Suffering and death is guaranteed. Taking a gamble and getting out of this Hell faster and possibly ending up in another world that's way better is at least a decision. I could say people who just live like drones, thinking they'll be here forever are pathetic, and I'm not even pro-suicide or suicidal myself.
>>59213407Anon! don't do it. you got so much to live for!!!! believe in the me that believes in you!!
If you have nothing to live for you may as well since things will never get better. If it wasn't for family I would have ages ago.
>>59213456The fact that you unironically said unalive kills any validation your point had. Go back to TikTok you fucking retard faggot.
>>59213742The fact that you’re sperging about normie stuff also tells me that you’re weak because you resent stuff that is popular and popularity is social power. Guessing you’re a chopped femcel who still hasn’t gotten over the fact that she had no friends in high school and got pumped and dumped by a few shitty boyfriends
I'm not OPI already "faced life" for almost four decades, I lived the peak and hit rock bottom, I visited 4 continents, went to Worlds twice and met a lot of nice people. I banged gorgeous women you wouldn't believe, even if for a fee. I . Life already peaked and unless some life changing event happens I'm going to rope myself around the end of this year. I have nothing to look forward to, the world is falling in chaos and debts aren't shrinking. Despite the doomer sounding tone I believe things will turn around eventually, but it will take a while and by then it will be too late for me. But it may not be too late for you, so keep hopes up.All things considered I had a relatively good life, even if lacking in some aspects. I just don't feel like extending it further. Don't feel bad for me, I'm taking the best memories to the grave.I'll stay around until then.
>>59213407>>59213819I feel like you guys need to see this.
>>59213819Forgot to say I take solace in having never used "unalive" unironically
i want to commit suicune
>>59213407What if you get reincarnated in the Digimon world instead?
>>59213822Do you even understand what is nihilism. I actually despise nihilism as a philosophy, I don't want to die because "everything sucks and nothing matters", I want to die because I already milked everything I could from life. There are tons of reasons worth living life, but I was locked out of those a long time ago.Those younger than me still can find a way back. It's just too late FOR ME.
>>59213407Congratulations, you got your wish and you've reincarnated into the Pokémon world.Your new life is to be a Rotue 1 shitty trainer with nothing but the regional rodent to his name. Hope you enjoy!
>>59213407Best I can do is the nerd from digimon tamers
>>59213819Bro if you're gonna truly end it all transfer me your money, you don't really lose anything by doing a good deed before parting.
If you're miserable in this life you'll be miserable in the next. If you'd be willing to actually improve your shit ass life in an anime world improve it in this one first. I'm sorry you don't get to capture fire breathing lizards but that's not the thing holding you back.
>>59213824Shut the fuck up, Eusine.
>>59213428>they can't turn on their car then take a napNGMI
>>59213937This. Although I imagine the Pokemon world would be a little nicer than this one in some ways. There'd be pros and cons, but since its a cartoon fantasy world we don't get to see their literal every day lives, only what is entertaining to see. You still gotta go grocery shopping, have a job, pay taxes, etc. in their world too. Okay maybe not taxes but you have to deal with wild Pokemon causing earthquakes and catching things on fire frequently.
pretty sure reincarnation doesn't work if you kill yourself, anon. life notices that you clearly didn't enjoy living, so it just puts you in the forever box.
>>59213407Only pure humans who never touched themselves thinking of Pokemon girls and pokemon, eh, pokemon get reincarnated in the Pokemon world.
I've did the s thing many times before and now I remember that we exist into cosmic space as souls, your pokemon world is a dream state only, better tell you the truth, you will be disabled
>>59213831>Not wanting to be small Kairi's digimon or belonging to someone similar
>>59213407Reicarnation don't work this way
>>59216822Reincarnation scares the fuck out of me, actually. Imagine being reborn in a North Korean prison camp or as a caterpillar that gets parasitized by wasps.
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>>59213837just /b/ urself
>>59213456t. zoomer who never experienced chronic illness/painBut you will. This post jynxed it :)
>>59213407I tried to an hero about 20 years ago. It really does get better, anon. It's easier to change your life entirely than you might think. If you're already committed to dying, then put it on hold first. Dedicate a few years to improving yourself and your life. Swap careers. If you're still in school, change majors. Pick up a new hobby and join local meetups for that hobby. It's easy to talk to strangers if you're all talking about something you all equally enjoy. Bad with social stuff? Just be honest. Say I'm bad with social stuff and want to improve. Normies eat that shit up and they will adopt you quick. I got into flying kites and playing board games. I got that from pulling hobbies out of a hat since I couldn't decide on what to try. Can recommend, just write a list of activities and see where fate leads you.Into pokemon? Start collecting plush toys of your favorites. Those squishmallows from the pokemon center make for amazing pillows. Play through some fan mods of your favorite games. Have you tried out all those weird spin-off Pokemon titles yet? Read through the weird manga adaptations? What about some of the kickass fan manga and comics? Have you tried visiting the fanfiction thread here on /vp/ and read through their favorites?There's a lot out there. It might seem impossible now, but take it from someone who's been there. It does get better.
>>59213659>Life is trashYeah, no one denies that, but death is even worse. Those few good things we have are the ones life is worth living
>>59213428Your parents are the ones who brought you to this hell, retard.
>>59217143I have anhedonia anyway, so even if I became a billionaire, I wouldn't be happy
>>59217190Based
>>59213407That's not how death works
