ITT: Pretend you're playing the ILCA Black & White remakes for the first time
>>59217494>The Suction Cups bug from BDSP carried over
Why did they remove the munna kick?
Wasn't the whole point of BW1 using only new Pokemon native to Unova? Why can I catch a Bulbasaur in the Dream Universe within the first 100 minutes of the game? :/
>>59217542>using metric time
>>59217494Gen 5 will always be shit, no matter if they remake it or not.
>>59217494Funny how they'll barely need to change the art-style for when they get to XY
Why can't I summon multiple Blue Eyes White Dragons to the battlefield? And why can't I build an extra deck?
>No Triple or Rotation battlesDo-Does that mean Charles is going to get c-cut too?!
>>59217494Oh my god Ghetsis' battle theme is so unbelievably botched. I thought it couldn't get any worse than the E4 theme, but now I've just been sitting here for the past ten minutes feeling like I've just watched Chinese workplace accident video.
>>59217494>game controls like shit in the overworld; keep getting caught on corners and glitching past barriers>chibi Ghetsis' facial expression juxtaposed with the plot is one of the most embarrassing things this franchise has spawned>took 4 months to get GTS support>forced experience share without rebalancing the game's original level curve ensuring my team was always overleveled unless i constantly swapped out Pokemon>forced affection mechanic makes the game braindead easy>following pokemon look awful because they weren't scaled correctly and constantly lag behind the player>liberty pass is still FOMO bullshit in 2027>East Unova doesn't come on the cart and is only available with a day 1 patch>OST sounds awful both pre and post patch>only BW2 content is a pre-order bonus for Nate/Rosa skins, and some non-Gen 5 encounters shoehorned into the Entralink area>Black City and White Forest are still severely neutered unless you speedrun the game>Battle Subway had multi battle gutted out>Musicals were even more dumbed down
>>59217494I found the DNA Splicers, they're in the P2 Laboratory after you catch Kyurem
Why is Kojo defending this humiliation ritual? I though he HATED gen 5.
Lol it's so faithful they even kept the opelucid gym surf glitch
reminder: if you hate the chibi artstyle, you don't like pokemon
>>59217572Final team:>Serperior>Victini Having the Liberty Pass be an indefinite event is nice I guess.>Watchog>Bisharp No Kingambit. Faithful remakes please understand.>LucarioYou can just get a Riolu from the Dream Zone because??????? Still faithful remakes by the way.
>>59217635I hate bad chibi
>>59217494
I'm about to fight the 1st gym and some old lady gave me an Arceus, is this normal???
>>59217744WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY???
>>59217626Yet Return and Frustration are still gone while the only gem available is the Normal Gem.
I can't beat Elesa! Why is this battle so hard!
>>59217494>They removed seasonsARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW
Ilca can finally make the games good by not shinylocking Victini
>>59217494Looks too flawless to be AI.Would be sad if true, but then again my the original BW is going nowhere so I can still replay that instead of the fugly and casual version.
>>59217494>remakesYou mean BW3, right?
>>59217548>using correct time
>>59217494>Rotation battles and triple battles are gone>Challenge mode is gone>Castelias bustling crowds are replaced with static npcs>Interesting camera views showing off the new 3d capabilities of BW on the bridge and in castelia is now meh due to 3d being the standard now and actually shows how bad everything is with the garbage texturing and chibi models>Shinies are 1/4000 and ive got three before third gym without any effort>Replaced Munna kick with a generic THUD!>Have to preorder to get the Liberty Ticket>Glitches galore - already clipped my into mystery zone and got stuck a few times, got softlocked in some menus forcing a reset and boxes deleted some of my mons>Black Kyurem and White Kyurem uncatchable lv 100 battles at end meaning no ILCA BW2 (thank fuck)Solid 3/10
>remakes instead of sequels>doesn't even have some implementation of B2W2 for the postgame>same ugly ass chibis from BDSP>have all old Pokemon accessible via C gear during the maingame, butchering the original experience>no Pokemon from later generations>some regional forms are MIA (no Hisuian Samurott? Dafuq?)>Victini event is time limited and shiny locked, AGAINWhat the FUCK were they thinking?
>>59217494It's fun
>>59217612Forgot the broken shiny charm for completing the dex, kek.
>>59217494thank you SinnohCHADs for the sacrifice. i pray it's enough to keep the ILCA away from gen 5
Fully 3D scenes for Gen 5 are good actually.
>>59217635>hi-def 3D chibisFake soul
>>59217494Why did they turn Monica from Pokestar studios into a Male Hiker but keep the same outfit? What the fuck Namco?
>>59217620He a contrarian
>>59217494>wtf? Why is there no Battle Frontier?>and why are there no contests?>and why can’t I make a secret base?>where do I farm berries?>and why is the game so linear and handholdy? Am I supposed to be getting a free Lucky Egg? And why do the gym leaders only use 3 Pokemon?
>>59217536The writing of that scene was too subtle for modern audiences.
i didnt expect them to suddenly make jewnova good or anything but holy shit this is grimhow did we get from hgss to this
>>59217559>XY looking like LGPEI'm ok with this
>>59217494So glad they added a way to skip cutscenes. Finally, Unova is playable.
>>59219351but BW has 3 cutscenes in the whole game
chibi Hilda has a nice butt!
>ILCA made another remake that mogs FRLG, ORAS, LGPE>post-game Unova Cynthia is the new hardest fight with the best team in the franchise
>>59219366No, it has dozens. Every time an NPC stops you to ramble about inane bullshit I don't care about.
>>59217494Apparently Sylveon is the only post-Gen 5 crossgen evolution in the game I'm dead lmao
>>59219508I think you're thinking of XY anon, whenever retardbro comes over to talk about dancing or brown girl asks you to suck your dick while looking at fireworks
>>59219499They topped a level 100 team? How??
>>59217494The music sucks and they removed Dennis
>>59218072It's really weird because the Japanese is fine, minus the left part of the sentence which looks like slop.
>>59217494>1080p 30fps on Switch 2At least WW had the excuse of having way more graphical fidelity why the fuck is this game below 60fps?
>>59219950No, I'm thinking of BW. N, your retarded rivals, the professor, that dumb slut who runs the dream world, gym leaders, you are constantly stopped to deal with some inane bullshit or listen to the inane ramblings of NPCs instead of getting to actually go on an adventure like Gen 1.
>>59219957by not being shit like what you posted
