/vp/ - >You go to your favorite town / city >There is shi - Pokémon

Anonymous

04/27/26(Mon)05:33:39 No.59218168

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Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:33:39 No.59218168 Archived

>You go to your favorite town / city
>There is shit and cum everywhere
>You find out Reshiram raped everyone up the ass and shat down everyone's throte

What do?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)05:38:16 No.59218178

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:38:16 No.59218178

>>59218168
>Get masterball
>Go to Reshiram
>Catch Reshiram
>Force Reshiram to lick up all the cum until the city is clean
>Force Reshiram to suck all the shit out of the toilets
>Make Reshiram eat my shit in front ofe the entire town to showcase its defeat and how I rescued the town.
>Have my Durant use Guillotine on Reshiram as a public humiliation and symbolic defeat.
>Revive Reshiram
>Force Reshiram to work at Walmart for the rest of its life to get a bit of extra passive income and as a final punishment for defiling my town.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)05:47:13 No.59218186

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:47:13 No.59218186

>>59218178

>Not raping Reshiram

Justing would be disappointed

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)05:49:06 No.59218187

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:49:06 No.59218187

>>59218186
Cry about it

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)14:13:19 No.59219548

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)14:13:19 No.59219548

MOOOOOOOOOODS!

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)15:09:03 No.59219723

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)15:09:03 No.59219723

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Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)15:13:41 No.59219727

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)15:13:41 No.59219727

why are phonezoomers so fucking unfunny man