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Virizion should be banned from all competetive formats, including Anything Goes format and competetive Mystery Dungeon, because:
>Grass/Fighting is a poor type combo and has more weaknesses than resistances, including a crippling x4 weakness to flying.
>It has an awkward stat spread that can't quite decide if it wants to be a physical or special attacker.
>It usually dies in one physical attack hit, especially from flying type moves.
>Lower BST than Arceus or Mega Rayquaza
>It's a legendary. Only 12 year old underage Timmies use legendaries. Legenadries are the subhuman class of the Pokémon world.
>Terrakion has the same "Justified" ability to get 6 attack boosts by using beat up on itself in doubles but has a better stat spread with higher attack and typing with rock type to counter flying types.
>Terrakion has better porn on e621
>It was introduced in gen 5, the shittiest and worst Pokémon generation ever made.
>It is a fucking BORT because it is native to Unova, the worst Pokémon region. I know that it is technically also native to Hoenn, Alola, Galar and Paldea but that doesn't change the fact that it also lives in Unova so it is a BORTmon! BORT!
>I have no idea whetever it's supposed to be a dog, a deer, a horse, an antilope or a gazelle.
>I have no idea if it's supposed to be a plant or an animal.
>I have no idea if the green stuff is grass or fur.
>If it's fur, Virizion is a furfag too.
>It wears boots. What kind of fucked up animal wears fucking boots.
>It might be wearing mascara too.
>It's fucking faaaaat and weighs 441 lbs or 200 kilograms.
>I don't like it personally.
Virizion must be banned from:
Showdown
Online matches in the mainline games
Real world professional Pokémon competitions like Pokémon World Championships
Champions
Competetive Mystery Dungeon
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>>59218397
>>Grass/Fighting is a poor type combo
retard
Yeah I know you're pretending to be retarded but I'm pretty sure you actually think that
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>>59218397
Do you think OP is in love with Virizion and is making these threads because he doesn't know how to cope with his feelings?
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>>59218892
almost certainly
I don't blame him, I want to hatefuck virizion too.
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>>59218397
>Grass/Fighting is a poor type combo and has more weaknesses than resistances, including a crippling x4 weakness to flying.
>>It has an awkward stat spread that can't quite decide if it wants to be a physical or special attacker.
>>It usually dies in one physical attack hit, especially from flying type moves.
This isn't what causes a Pokemon to be banned.
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>>59219750
Bad Pokémon like this should be banned from competetive. Especially if it is a legendary because only underage little 10 year old Timmys use legendaries. Only good Pokémon should be allowed.
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>>59218397
>>59219763
2/10 babbies first satire
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>>59219873
Don't you have Unovabort things to do, Virizion?
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Bait is supposed to be believable.
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What about T-Mobile or AT&T?
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>>59218397
>spearow used Peck!

>Terrakion has better porn on e621
nigger
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>>59222757
>spearow used Peck!
Virizion instadeath!
>Terrakion has better porn on e621
True
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I'd just inflate her for sexual reasons and plap away as she keeps expanding.
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>>59223803
And then pop it with a needle so it dies and nobody can use it in competetive play anymore.
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What the fuck is competitive mystery dungeon
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>>59224128
>He doesn't know about the competetive Mystery Dungeon format
NGMI
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>>59223042
>spearow used peck
xDd that's so clever and hilarious :)
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>>59223856
I wouldn't pop her.
She'd stay as a permablimp to be right at home with Walking Wake amongst others.

like Raging Bolt and Zoroark, all with massive T&A
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>>59224199
>She'd stay as a permablimp to be right at home
If that means nobody can use it in competetive anymore I am ok with that.



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