Virizion should be banned from all competetive formats, including Anything Goes format and competetive Mystery Dungeon, because:>Grass/Fighting is a poor type combo and has more weaknesses than resistances, including a crippling x4 weakness to flying.>It has an awkward stat spread that can't quite decide if it wants to be a physical or special attacker.>It usually dies in one physical attack hit, especially from flying type moves.>Lower BST than Arceus or Mega Rayquaza>It's a legendary. Only 12 year old underage Timmies use legendaries. Legenadries are the subhuman class of the Pokémon world.>Terrakion has the same "Justified" ability to get 6 attack boosts by using beat up on itself in doubles but has a better stat spread with higher attack and typing with rock type to counter flying types.>Terrakion has better porn on e621>It was introduced in gen 5, the shittiest and worst Pokémon generation ever made.>It is a fucking BORT because it is native to Unova, the worst Pokémon region. I know that it is technically also native to Hoenn, Alola, Galar and Paldea but that doesn't change the fact that it also lives in Unova so it is a BORTmon! BORT!>I have no idea whetever it's supposed to be a dog, a deer, a horse, an antilope or a gazelle.>I have no idea if it's supposed to be a plant or an animal.>I have no idea if the green stuff is grass or fur.>If it's fur, Virizion is a furfag too.>It wears boots. What kind of fucked up animal wears fucking boots.>It might be wearing mascara too.>It's fucking faaaaat and weighs 441 lbs or 200 kilograms.>I don't like it personally.Virizion must be banned from:ShowdownOnline matches in the mainline gamesReal world professional Pokémon competitions like Pokémon World ChampionshipsChampionsCompetetive Mystery Dungeon
>>59218397>>Grass/Fighting is a poor type comboretardYeah I know you're pretending to be retarded but I'm pretty sure you actually think that
>>59218397Do you think OP is in love with Virizion and is making these threads because he doesn't know how to cope with his feelings?
>>59218892almost certainlyI don't blame him, I want to hatefuck virizion too.
>>59218397>Grass/Fighting is a poor type combo and has more weaknesses than resistances, including a crippling x4 weakness to flying.>>It has an awkward stat spread that can't quite decide if it wants to be a physical or special attacker.>>It usually dies in one physical attack hit, especially from flying type moves.This isn't what causes a Pokemon to be banned.
>>59219750Bad Pokémon like this should be banned from competetive. Especially if it is a legendary because only underage little 10 year old Timmys use legendaries. Only good Pokémon should be allowed.
>>59218397>>592197632/10 babbies first satire
>>59219873Don't you have Unovabort things to do, Virizion?
Bait is supposed to be believable.
What about T-Mobile or AT&T?
>>59218397>spearow used Peck!>Terrakion has better porn on e621nigger
>>59222757>spearow used Peck!Virizion instadeath!>Terrakion has better porn on e621True
I'd just inflate her for sexual reasons and plap away as she keeps expanding.
>>59223803And then pop it with a needle so it dies and nobody can use it in competetive play anymore.
What the fuck is competitive mystery dungeon
>>59224128>He doesn't know about the competetive Mystery Dungeon formatNGMI
>>59223042>spearow used peckxDd that's so clever and hilarious :)
>>59223856I wouldn't pop her.She'd stay as a permablimp to be right at home with Walking Wake amongst others.like Raging Bolt and Zoroark, all with massive T&A
>>59224199>She'd stay as a permablimp to be right at homeIf that means nobody can use it in competetive anymore I am ok with that.
>>59223803>for sexual reasonsTerrakion is hotter.
Imagine how hot and sexy baloonflated terrakion would be. Yum. *drools*
What the FUCK is competitive Mystery Dungeon
>>59226984*Suicune
>>59221301>T-MobileBanned for Shadow Tag>AT&TBanned for Moody
>>59227125kek I had to google that because the idea was just so surreal
>>59218397>>Terrakion has better porn on e621i wish
>>59229555>Didn't search hard enough
>>59229907there's barely over 2 pages it takes no time to search through all of it
>>59218397Yeah it's too hard to beat with one hand
>>59229929This. Having to play with one hand every time terrakion gets fielded is a real handicap. And the constant hands free orgasms from just seeing Terrakion are super distracting.
>Competetive Mystery DungeonWtf is this?
>>59218397What I still don't fully understand is if Virizion is actually wearing boots or if its feet just look strange like that.Because it sure looks a lot like boots.
No real animal has strange feet like that.
>>59218397>Be OP>Be in love with Virizion>Probably want to go on a romantic date with Virizion>Don't want to admit you are in love with Virizion>Make disingenous hate thread of Virizion so others won't think he is in love with VirizionOP is such a faggot.
>>59237552my headcanon is that every pokemon that looks like its wearing human clothing can remove it>>59237555this is a pokemon, not an animal
>>59218397STOP BUMPING YOUR OWN THREAD AND DELETING THE BUMPS, VIRIZIONFAG!!!Terrakion is way gooder and hotter and more sexy than Virizion.Terrakion is such a godes I wanna fuck her so badly.
>competitive MDWhat?>>59223803You know why everyone despises inflationfags? Because they always have to let everyone around them know that they are into inflation shit>>>/trash/inflation
Why is this board so full of secondary fags who do not know competetive Mystery Dungeon?
>>59238077>>>59223803>You know why everyone despises inflationfags? Because they always have to let everyone around them know that they are into inflation shitI only did that because this thread is shit.But yes I like inflation
>>59239103You know what, you have a point.
>>59239412And this thread somehow spawned a Terrakion copycat.>>59237450
>>59239430Also to be fair inflationfags will never be nearly as annoying or mentally ill as vorefagsAnyway, abandon thread nobody even posts this sexy deer
>>59239607I did here:>>>/trash/82625358Yes I was hornyposting and yes I jacked off to the (very fat) Virizion.
>>59218397>It's fucking faaaaat and weighs 441 lbs or 200 kilograms.
>>59240940I'll never understand inflation. On the other hand I'm into TF so whatevs. Would be cool to be a Virizion, just not this fat>and yes I jacked off to the (very fat) VirizionFigured, but did you have to spell it out?
>>59240940>Figured, but did you have to spell it out?This thread is shit so I may as well post absolute nonsense.
luv virizionwill be writing up a m human x f virizion story up sometime soon
This thread turned out so shit
>>59246536Guess this is why Virizion is in ZU.It's because trainers tring to use it are too distracted by the ass and lose battles because of it.
>>59246536ZAMN
>>59246536please post here>>59247583can confirm. even before i was into this stuff, i got funny feelings from virizion's ass in pmd
>>59247866>please post herek, will be a min for I get around to writing it up as I'm finishing up a m human x f zacian story rn
>>59247880nice, thank you
Last bump before I kill this thread
>>59251300not so fast!
>>59251761wtf is that red thing behind it
>>59251863a rose i believe
>>59218397>competetive Mystery Dungeon...thats a thing?
>>59252164oh, now i see it. i thought it was some sort of blood explosion
>zoroark>mienshao>virizion>samurott>zebstrikaWhy is Unovan such an absolute ass region?
>>59253145>virizion>ass regionGeg! Good horny joke. Was that intentional?
>>59253148>Was that intentional?Yes
>>59246536>>59251863>>59252164Fat fuck
>>59253367rude!
>>59253367NO!!
>>59246536Please post in /spt/
>>59254998/spt/?
>>59254998>>59255009nvm found itthx bro, didn't know that thread existed
>>59255573Welcome home, fellow grass deer fan
R.I.P.
